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Name Choosing (bonus) (created after the final chapter was written)
Harry:
"what should I call myself in the chat thing?" (Harry)
"I don't know Harry, I'm just going to use my name," (Hermione)
"I'm naming myself after my hair," (Ron)
"That's weird Ron." (Hermione)
"Weird is cool," (Ron)
"How about... NotStraightMan...?" (Harry)
"Wait you're not straight?" (Ron)
"Of course Harry isn't straight Ronald," (Hermione)
"Maybe be more.. subtle," (Hermione)
"BentMan?" (Harry)
"Hmmm," (Hermione and Ron)
"I'm going to go with BendyMan," (Harry)
"Not sure why you're so obsessed with the 'Man' being a part of it but okay," (Hermione)
Draco:
"Why do we have to do this???" (Draco)
"Because the school decided it was a good idea," (Blaise)
"We have to name ourselves something, what should I call myself?" (Draco)
"Hey! Pansy give back the thingy!" (Draco)
"Nope!" (Pansy)
"Pansy give it back!" (Draco)
"Just a second... Here," (Pansy)
"What the fuck did you do? Why is my name 'SlyFerret'?" (Draco)
"Just because, :P" (Pansy)
"Argh how do I change it to something not stupid?" (Draco)
"I don't know and even if I did I wouldn't tell you," (Pansy)
"Blaise? Do you know how to fix it?" (Draco)
"Don't you dare help him Blaise... You know what I'll do." (Pansy)
"Sorry Draco, I have my orders." (Blaise)
"You guys are the worst." (Draco)
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BendyMan|: Hey stranger ;)
SlyFerret|: hi...
BendyMan|: y do'ya think dumbledore gave the 4th to 8th years a random pair to chat with?
SlyFerret|: to help people past the horrors of the war maybe? im personally scarred physically and mentally.
BendyMan|: hmmm, maybe..
SlyFerret|: y is ur name 'BendyMan'?
BendyMan|: cos im not str8 :P
SlyFerret|: ahhh, gay then?
BendyMan|: bi actually, wbu?
SlyFerret|: tbh? Im not sure... bi-curious maybe?
BendyMan|: ahhh, in that stage "denial"
SlyFerret|: hey! im not in denial!
BendyMan|: sure ur not ;)
SlyFerret|: *rolls eyes*
BendyMan|: *laughs maniacally*
SlyFerret|: what year r u in?
BendyMan|: 8th u?
SlyFerret|: same, hmmm
SlyFerret|: Maybe there is something to this whole "helping thing"
BendyMan|: he can be brilliant sometimes
SlyFerret|: ur a fan?
BendyMan|: i thought i knew him, then there turned out to be so much more
SlyFerret|: i wish he wasn't dead
BendyMan|: same, i wonder how he planned this whole idea before his death, hmmm
SlyFerret|: oh salazar! the time! Gtg 2 class ttyl
BendyMan|: oh, well then. bye