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“Bruce, you coming to movie night?”
The physicist looked up from the medical journal on his tablet. “No.”
Tony balked. “But it’s tradition!”
Bruce took a sip of his finally cooling tea. “And yet tradition is defeated by the days of the week.”
“It’s Friday?” Tony looked confused.
“It’s Friday,” Bruce confirmed. “He gets the weekends.”
“That’s unfair,” Tony whined. “You have to work all week and he gets to chill on the weekends.”
“I like work,” Bruce protested weakly.
The engineer glared. “That’s not what I meant.”
“I already get more days than him, Tony. It’s only fair.”
“Fair shmair,” he grumbled. “You used to get Friday night.”
“Me and Hulk talked about it. I get until 6:30. Then we switch. Otherwise, I end up getting some of his time.”
Tony flipped Bruce’s tablet and started reading. “We could make an alternate universe for the Hulk. He could be out all the time.”
“There likely already is one,” Bruce shrugged, taking the device back. “Now let me enjoy my Friday please.”
“I’m offended.”
“I’m sure.”