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20 Questions // Peter Parker x Reader

Summary:

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you are in an online chat forum for a video game with the username mercury. a user by the name of parkinglot sends you a friend request, and you get to know each other over chat.

you find out that you go to the same school as who you now call parks. you agree to not tell each other who you are, and make it a game to see who can figure out who the other is first.

you get 20 questions.

go.

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mercury has been added to fighterfam

visbot: welcome mercury!

mercury: thanks
mercury: hi everyone, good game

4thofjuly: Well played mercury, we all did well.

hammerboy69: shut up i carried you fools

redwitchhats: um no.

hammerboy69: well @winterbitch helped but other than that yes
hammerboy69: just me

winterbitch: hey thanks man

blackwidow1: so mercury, you new?

mercury: oof am i that bad

redwing: yes

couldbuyyou: yes

kingofants: yes

nerd.man: You aren't exactly a hotshot yourself Mr. ant.

kingofants: fair

warman: yo wheres parks
warman: he’s usually around for this kinda shit

visbot: warman, please keep swearing to a minimum!

warman: shut the fuck up vision

visbot: warman, please keep swearing to a minimum!

parkinglot: hey guys! im here i just had to get some uh
parkinglot: dinner

mercury: heya
mercury: also, sick username @couldbuyyou

couldbuyyou: it’s also true

mercury: so how do i get better

4thofjuly: Like anything, with practice! :)

hammerboy69: nah some of us are just born great

winterbitch: jesus dude you’re as bad as @couldbuyyou

couldbuyyou: i take that as a compliment you know

warman: of course you do

nerd.man: Alright guys, I have work tomorrow so seeya!

redwitchhats: see you!

nerd.man has logged off

blackwidow1: bye dude

redwing: i don't even understand how that guy is so good at this game
redwing: like he’s working all the focking time how

mercury: oh shit you guys have jobs?

visbot: mercury, please keep swearing to a minimum!

hammerboy69: well yeha we gotta make those staxxxxx

couldbuyyou: hey why haven't we kicked him out yet?

hammerboy69: gang gang
hammerboy69: and I'm too good at the game
hammerboy69: and you love me

winterbitch: he isn't wrong

mercury: dude i cant even find like summer jobs

kingofants: aw shet we got another young one
kingofants: oi @parkinglot mercury’s your age i think

parkinglot: really?

mercury: i think so?

 

mercury - friend request from parkinglot

>accept deny

>accepted

 

new message in fighterfam

couldbuyyou: well you kiddos should go to sleep
couldbuyyou: school day tomorrow ;)
4thofjuly: I’m out too. It’s almost 1am. Bye everyone!

winterbitch: bye

redwing: bye man

4thofjuly has logged out

mercury: despite @couldbuyyou ’s patronising i do have to get up for school so
mercury: bye lads

mercury has logged out