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Rantaro added Shuichi, Kokichi, and Kaede to Group Project
Rantaro: Alright, first things first.
Rantaro: We need to split up the work.
Kokichi: Awwww...
Kokichi: Can't I have a LITTLE fun first?
Rantaro: Kokichi, last time I said yes to that, I was renamed "Avacadon't"
Kaede: KOKICHI OUMA. NO. WE DO NOT DISRESPECT THE GREAT POWER OF THE AVOCADO.
Shuichi: Ooh, you just got surnamed.
Shuichi: By KAEDE.
Rantaro: You have a death wish.
Rantaro: Smh...
Kokichi: Stop ganging up on me!!
Rantaro: Anyone who uses an even number of exclamation points is gay. That's a fact.
Shuichi: You used two exclamation points when you told me about Kirumi's home-made guacamole???
Kokichi: OOH, EXPOSED!
Rantaro: Touché.
Kaede: Notice how he's not denying anything.
Rantaro: ;)))
Kokichi: AHDGDUJWOQPDJXNCNBEEYYSHWUWISN
Shuichi: QPOSNXOAKSJDJEJSJEJWJKWJWOQKQJSNDNNDHEHWNS
Kaede: You got two keyboard smashes.
Kaede: Good job.
Shuichi: Actually, Miu predicted this.
Rantaro: I don't think I want to know.
Shuichi: You don't.
Kokichi changed Rantaro's name to Avacado Twink
Avocado Twink: Not wrong, tbh.
Kaede: AVOCADO TWINK, I'M WHEEZING.
Shuichi: Hold up.
Kaede: Okay, now I'm scared.
Shuichi changed Kokichi's name to Eggplant Twink
Eggplant Twink: .......
Shuichi: Oh no, I'm scared for what he's gonna do...
Avocado Twink: I never knew Shuichi was vengeful! You learn some thing new every day...
Kaede: You're worried about THAT and NOT whatever Kokichi is planning???
Kokichi changed Shuichi's name to Glass Closet
Kaede: AONWHQODLMCLWNENS
Avocado Twink: Aw, I wanted him to match.
Glass Closet: You knew I was bi?
Glass Closet: H O W ?
Eggplant Twink: You had a HUGE crush on like... Half the guys in class at some point in time.
Eggplant Twink: And dated Kaede for, like, two months.
Kaede: LMAOOOOOO
Glass Closet: Wtf
Kaede: You were in the closet, but it was made of glass.
Avocado Twink: Notice how he isn't denying anything.
Kaede: YOU STOLE THAT
Kaede: IM SUING
Kaede: SEE YOU IN COURT, BISH
Kaede: Oh, also, tbh, you had a chance with, like, all of them.
Glass Closet: W h a t
Avocado Twink: Oh yeah, every guy had a crush on you at some point in time.
Avocado Twink: Except for Ryoma and Gonta, because they're ace/aro icons.
Glass Closet: Wait, EVERYONE ELSE?
Eggplant Twink: OKAY, changing the topic!
Eggplant Twink: We all have names... Except one.
Kaede: Oh no.
Glass Closet: Press F to pay your respects.
Avocado Twink:
Kaede: WTF RANTARO???
Avocado Twink: That's what you get for sending me pictures of geckos at 3 in the morning.
Kaede: JANWJQOJDNCJENHEEN
Glass Closet: EXPOSED.
Eggplant Twink changed Kaede's name to Lemon Twink
Lemon Twink: Lol, I'm too thic to be a twink.
Avocado Twink: I feel insulted by that. I am wounded.
Eggplant Twink: No you aren't.
Lemon Twink: I don't wanna match you though.
Eggplant Twink: Fair enough.
Eggplant Twink changed Lemon Twink's name to Scissoring Yo Mama and Sucking Yo Daddy
Avocado Twink: Very complicated way to say she's bi.
Avocado Twink: Not that I'm complaining.
Scissoring Yo Mama and Sucking Yo Daddy: NANAONWOQOWPXKDIHEHSHE
Scissoring Yo Mama and Sucking Yo Daddy: How do you even know???
Eggplant Twink: Cause' you had a huge crush on mom.
Eggplant Twink: And dated Shuichi.
Scissoring Yo Mama and Sucking Yo Daddy:
Scissoring Yo Mama and Sucking Yo Daddy: Touché.
Avocado Twink: Hold up, I'm gonna do something I'll regret.
Eggplant Twink: Press F to pay your respects.
Glass Closet: F
Scissoring Yo Mama and Sucking Yo Daddy: F
Scissoring Yo Mama and Sucking Yo Daddy: Please change my name though.
Avocado Twink changed Scissoring Yo Mama and Sucking Yo Daddy's name to Clair de Lemon
Clair de Lemon: Nice.
Glass Closet: WAIT, WE NEVER STUDIED!!!
Avocado Twink added Angie, Keebo, Tsgumi, and 9 others to Group Project