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The boys were finally on vacation, they already released Love Yourself: tear and were waiting for the release of Love Yourself: answer and for the start of their next tour, but for now they were free. Jimin and Taehyung went to Japan, Namjoon and Seokjin went to their respective hometowns, Yoongi stayed in Seoul to produce more songs and Hoseok and Jungkook stayed too, but they didn't have much to do here.
It was a boring night to Jungkook, he was playing overwatch alone, because Taehyung, his gamming friend, wasn't there. At the same time, Hoseok were cooking and getting ready to sleep, when an idea came to his mind: take Jungkook in a date. He cooked for two and packed everything, then told the maknae to get ready because they were going to have a picnic date.
They went to an empty park and started to set everything, when Jungkook noticed that there wasn't a bowl for the salad, Hoseok said that he forgot it but that he had an idea, he took off his blond wig and said "we can use this", Jungkook agreed and helped Hoseok to put the salad there.
"Everything is delicious" said the maknae, they were happily eating with the company of a cute stray dog that came to them when Jungkook started to choke, Hoseok quickly helped him. He was coughing when suddenly a ball of hair from the wig came out of his mouth, then it stopped. Jungkook now seemed okay so they continued eating but it happened again: coughing and another ball of hair came from his mouth. This time they stopped eating and decided to go to the nearest hospital.
When the boys arrived they told to a nurse what happened, she quickly took Jungkook to a room and did to him a gastric lavage. A big ball of blond wig's hair came out: Jungkook was disgusted and the nurse confused. When he left the room told Hoseok what happened there. The older one looked terrified, he was about to say something when the nurse came to them with the ball of hair and asked if they wanted to take it home. Now Hoseok was totally disgusted and started to puke, Jungkook did too. When they were done they said no to the nurse, she was the disgusted one now with all of the puke and made a disgusted face. The boys noticed her face and Jungkook said "yes, idols puke too". They were ready to left to their dorm when the nurse asked for an autograph, they quickly gave their autographs and left.
When they arrived home agreed to bring more bowls the next time...