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Nagito is kokch's long lost daddy.
Kokch: omg r u my daddy
Nagito: oh no its retarded
However nagito's bitch ass mommy junko will make him stay as kokichi's daddy. Also is worth mentioning that kokch is in elementary school.
Kokichi: yay daddy lets play together
Nagito: oh god why
Kokichi: daddy why r u crying
Nagito: because i just looked at you
Kokichi:
Kokichi: *cries*
Kokichi loves his daddy and wants to be noticed but nagito is cold af. Also nagito cries every night because his son is totally gay. Kokichi knows it and cries too.
Kokichi: daddy why cant u accept me
Nagito: ur looking at shuichi's pants every day
Kokichi's grandmommy aint better
Junko: dont listen to ur bitch ass daddy just listen to ur gay heart
Kokichi: yay is that means i can kidnap shuichi to our basement and make him my sex slave?
Junko: *sweps the tears* they grow up so fast
However, kokichi havent kidnap shuichi this day or another. Also there was kokichi's granddaddy.
Izuru: oh god why
Junko: yay hun ur grandkid is gay af and ur son have major depression how do u feel with that
Izuru: fucking kill me already
He wants to die so badly.
Also, since the day kokch asked about kidnapping shuichi, now entire family treats succi as kokch's future bf. They call him, ask him about his grades, invites him to dinner, and treats him like their son.
Shuichi is terrified.
But is too scared to do anything with that.
So he just cries every night. Also lets mention here that he's also just a little kid in kokch's age.
One day tho:
Junko: hey shuichi's uncle can i kidnap yo bitch ass boi for my grandkid to fucc him
Uncle: sure why not
SHUICHI: WHY
Shuichi's uncle doesnt give a shit.
And so, junko took shuichi'a hand and forcefully went with him to his new home.
Junko: ok but before we come in u need to know that kokch's hole is currently too small to take any fuccs
Shuichi: oh god why
Now shuichi cries every night and day.
At least kokichi have a friend to play with
Kokichi: o-okay, so this is my favourite toy
Shuichi: ok
Kokichi: i-its my favourite, because it has w-white h-hair j-j-ust l-like my d-d-d-da.. *STARTS CRYING LOUDLY*
Kokichi still cries because his dad still hates him. And about nagito and shuichi...
Nagito:
Succi:
Succi: did they tell what they did?
Nagito: yup *goes to get something*
Junko: nagito for goddamn sake PUT THAT GUN DOWN
NAGITO: WHO WANTS TO DO RUSSIAN ROULETTE???????
Now nagito has breakdowns and starts randonly acting like a psycho.
Also now shuichi is traumatised and usually spends his day shaking in the corner. Too bad he aint alone, because kokch usually is with him.
Kokichi: oKAY, lets play little! :D
Shuichi: l-l-l-let m-me o-out of h-h-h-here
Kokichi: okay, so this doll is a princess, because she have cute, shiny hair uwu
Shuichi: p-p-p-lease j-just e-e-end m-my m-m-mis-sery...
Kokichi: and the princess loves you shuichi, because she knows you have golden heart! uwu *places doll's head on shuichi's cheek, and makes a little kissy noise uwu but only one because he's shy*
Shuichi: u-u
Little kokichi luves shuichi
Little kokichi is precious. His father doesnt deserve him.