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I've gone to Rumour Corner, finding things
such as the ticket buoy, where you go
to find the best events that this sea brings.
Such as the parachute mat which will show
how much you welcome others to your dive.
Should pay some coffin fare to see what lies
ahead. Catastrophe strings will not thrive
inside the circular potato fries.
It is a safe, delicious way for you
to see apocalyptic images.
Dunno if I should get a thing or two.
I never do; I might need bandages.
I only ever watch what happens here
in Rumour Corner, where things are not mere.