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@Sami has added @Shiro, @Nora, @Janie, and 2+ others to Untitled Chat Room
@Sami has changed @Sami ‘s name to @saam
@saam has changed @Shiro ‘s name to @Shito
saam: hi helo everybody welcome to chilis
Shito: bitch why
saam: be-fucking-cuz
Shito: …fair
Neah: uwu what’s this *pouncvbnmkl
saam: u ok babe
Janie: allen stole his fucking phone
Janie: what a fucking hero
@Janie has changed @Allen 's name to @what a fucking hero
what a fucking hero: bitch why
Janie: im just givin credit where credit is due
@what a fucking hero has changed @Janie ‘s name to @the biggest bitch
the biggest bitch: …im okay with this
saam: damn i want that name
the biggest bitch: well too fucking late
@saam has changed @saam ‘s name to @the biggest bithc
the biggest bitch: ill cut u
the biggest bitch: i wont hesitate, bitch
what a fucking hero: don’t you mean i won’t hesitate bithc
the biggest bitch: fuck u
Neah: no u
Neah: shit wrong phone
the biggest bithc: u still have the assholes phone?
Norah: didn’t you just call him babe?
the biggest bithc: damn bitch why u gettin me like this?
@the biggest bitch changed @the biggest bithc ‘s name to @dickface
dickface: what kinda dick u think im getting hoe im like twelve
@what a fucking hero changed @dickface ‘s name to @hoe im like twelve
hoe im like twelve: thanks allen
hoe im like twelve: I trusted u
what a fucking hero: that’s your fault and i will not take your responsibility.
hoe im like twelve: ok but fuck u
what a fucking hero: sorry incorrect try again that option is invalid
-:-
hoe im like twelve: @Shito where u at
Norah: he’s lurking like a fucking stalker, that’s what
Shito:
Shito: ok that’s fair
Shito: but also
Shito: so are u???
Norah: damn bitch
Norah: u think u know someone
-:-
Neah: guess who’s fuckin back
Neah: seeing my name on a screen looks weird
the biggest bitch: oh wow ur rite ur name does look weird
hoe im like twelve: damn beat me to it jj
the biggest bitch: literally never call me that again
Norah: just change your name then???
Neah:
@Neah has changed @Neah ‘s name to @blue haired bitch
bluehairedbitch: on that note
@Neah has changed @Norah ‘s name to @a literal angel
blue haired bitch: that’s better
hoe im like twelve: i mean ur not wrong
a literal angel: thanks I hate it
@a literal angel has changed @a literal angel ‘s name to @i once stabbed a bitch
what a fucking hero: oh, worm?
@what a fucking hero has changed @what a fucking hero ‘s name to @i once got stabbed by a bitch
hoe im like twelve: same
Shito: mood
the biggest bitch: damn y’all need some serious therapy
i once stabbed a bitch: y’all
the biggest bitch: but also rt
hoe im like twelve: bad names op
@hoe im like twelve has changed @the biggest bitch ‘s name to @jaynee
@hoe im like twelve has changed @i once stabbed a bitch ‘s name to @cutie
@hoe im like twelve has changed @i once was stabbed by a bitch ‘s name to @scar face
@hoe im like twelve has changed @hoe im like twelve ‘s name to @saam
saam: oh look i fixed it
@blue haired bitch has kicked @saam from Untitled Chat
blue haired bitch: oh look i fixed it
scar face: neah no
scar face: try again
@scar face has added @saam to Untitled Chat
saam: i hate you
saam: every last one of you
scar face: even me?
saam: no u good
jaynee: what the fuck kind of white girl spelling is this fucking name bitch
scar face: don’t you mean bithc
saam: ok its bed time
cutie: sounds fake
saam: fair enough
Shito: sounds like poor plot development
saam: fair enough