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Published:
2018-09-14
Completed:
2018-11-10
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20,366
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43/43
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WarioWare: Know your Stars

Summary:

This Know Your Stars show...
Each WarioWare employee or residents will have to go endure humiliating lies about them or suffer outright torturous actions. How will they react to the lies from the darkest corner which resides the Know Your Stars Announcer?

Update: I’m getting notifications that people are giving kudos to this work. After looking back, this "humor" is just a boatload of cringe. One comment taunted me a third grade insult of having a tiny brain. And that’s pretty much true. This was written back in high school and let’s say even now, my humor is pretty bad.

I don’t write fanfic anymore, but I prefer if you stop giving kudos to this pile o cringe. I might abandon or delete it like what happened with Everyone Is Mutated, that Young Cricket tickle fic and Aquablade Chronicles Retold if this keeps up.

Thank you- JacquIreBriggs

Enough is enough. I am orphaning this. Is this fic all you care about? I have other exciting stuff for you to read. Go ahead. Check them out at JacquIreBriggs.

Notes:

I’m getting notifications that people are giving kudos to this work. After looking back, this "humor" is just a boatload of cringe. One comment taunted me a third grade insult of having a tiny brain. And that’s pretty much true. This was written back in high school and let’s say even now, my humor is pretty bad.

I don’t write fanfic anymore, but I prefer if you stop giving kudos to this pile o cringe. I might abandon or delete it like what happened with Everyone Is Mutated, that Young Cricket tickle fic and Aquablade Chronicles Retold if this keeps up.

Thank you- JacquIreBriggs

If you want to keep up with what I’m doing. I’m mainly on DeviantArt and Tumblr. Under the same name.

 

Old note: I first did Cricket's during school while I was bored. And then I finished his Master's humiliation. And now I'm planning on making a segment for each employee. As well as some minor characters. Please note I'm keeping the order of characters in a random order meaning the next on will always be a surprise.

Chapter 1: Young Cricket

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Know your stars… Know your stars…

Cricket: Master said this little segment can help me improve my concentration and endurance. Show me what you got.

Announcer: Young Cricket… His favorite food is tooth-rotting candy.

Cricket: Uh… Excuse me? You got it all wrong. I favor the taste of warm meat buns and Chinese noodles. But candy? Especially tooth-rotting? Not a chance. That hinders my strength and gives me cavities! I don’t want that.

Announcer: Young Cricket… He got Mona pregnant!

Cricket (shocked): Huh? That’s not true! I’m always focused on training that I never have time to find a mate. Let alone getting someone pregnant! What are you?! Some sicko or something?!

Announcer: Young Cricket… He’s a major drama king!

Cricket (shocked): Are you kidding me?! I’ve never been on social media that much and I have never been an attention whore, threatening other citizens or any other dramatic actions like that! Or whine like a 4-year old in real life!

Announcer: Oh really? If you’re not a drama king, then what were you doing in this kiddy ride?

*shows a clip of him and Master Mantis slipping off a horse from Precious Prancers with him clutching on the side with a flinching face as he’s about to fall off.

(Audience laughing)

Cricket (embarrassed and angry): That? That’s just part of my training! One of the directions to excel is to push myself and that merry-go-round is trial like no other! And it’s not like I’m embarrassed! No one’s watching us.

Announcer: Training? I don’t see it.

Cricket (angry): Believe it or not, these horses are untamable! You’ve ever ridden one yourself?! They can throw you off on purpose!

Announcer: Now you know Young Cricket, the major sweet tooth drama king!

Cricket (furious): No, they don’t! They don’t know me! I don’t eat candy! I eat Chinese food! And you have no proof I knocked up Mona or became a drama king! And my moment at Precious Prancers?! That’s an important part of training that you are probably jealous about! Can you hear me?! Hello?! Master! Something extremely fishy is leaving false statements about me!