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boywonderbread added wallman, redarrow, kaldamn, souperboy, hellom’gann, and goddessofthehunt to Wayne Internship thing
boywonderbread: hello!
boywonderbread: this is all the people who are in the wayne internship/scholarship thing
wallman: cool
goddessofthehunt: who is everyone?
goddessofthehunt: im artemis btw
boywonderbread: im Dick
souperboy: conner
wallman: im wally, but you can call me anytime
goddessofthehunt: u don’t even know me
wallman: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ makes it more interesting
goddessofthehunt: asshole
boywonderbread: even though wally deserves that, can we get back to saying our names?
wallman: dude
hellom’gann: Hi!! I’m M’gann, but you can call me Megan!
kaldamn: my name is Kaldur'ahm, but Kaldur is fine
redarrow: my names roy and i dont want to be here
wallman: aww royyyyy
wallman: why do u suck
redarrow: i dont
redarrow: i just didnt sign up for this
goddessofthehunt: and what did u sign up for?
redarrow: an actual position at we, not a fucking internship
goddessofthehunt: what about being appreciative of what opportunities u have
redarrow: what about minding your own damn business
boywonderbread: calm down
redarrow: no
kaldamn: Roy, do you really want to get into a fight with someone you just meet, and a 15 year old ward of a billionaire?
redarrow: yes
hellom’gann: wait before this gets out of hand what’s everyone’s pronouns?
wallman: he/him
boywonderbread: he/him/his
goddessofthehunt: she/her
kaldam: he/him
souperboy: he/him/they/them
redarrow: he/him
hellom’gann: thanks!
hellom’gann: also mine are mostly she/her or they/them, but sometimes he/him
wallman: lit
boywonderbread: did you,,, just use lit,, unironically??
wallman: bold of u to assume i ever do anything unironically
hellom’gann: is he always like this?
boywonderbread: pretty much
goddessofthehunt: wait so u know him irl???
goddessofthehunt: how many people in this gc do u know?
boywonderbread: pretty much everyone
boywonderbread: i know wally from school
boywonderbread: also bruce and his uncle had to work together for a thing once
boywonderbread: i know kaldur and roy from school/legal guardians/parental figures working together
boywonderbread: i meet megan and artemis when they interviewed for the internship
boywonderbread: and i know conner because of his dad works with bruce a lot
wallman: lol ‘works with’
souperboy: whats that supposed to mean
wallman: interpret as u wish
boywonderbread: ok westley
wallman: ok but if im westley whos buttercup
goddessofthehunt: can u not
goddessofthehunt: u dont even know us
wallman: not true!
wallman: i know dick, kaldur, roy, and lowkey conner
souperboy: we met once
wallman: twice
wallman: at the one gala and at dicks house
wallman: also we go to the same school
souperboy: all of us go to the same school
goddessofthehunt: no
godessofthehunt: i go to gotham north
hellom’gann: but the scholarship is for gotham academy??
goddessofthehunt: im transfering over fall break
wallman: lit thats like in 2 weeks right
goddessofthehunt: its also when i start the internship
goddessofthehunt: yeah
boywonderbread: we should all meet up before then though
kaldamn: when?
boywonderbread: idk im available on saturday
hellom’gann: i am available anytime this week/weekend
wallman: i can do saturday
wallman: but only after 2ish
boywonderbread: is saturday at 2:30 good for everyone?
goddessofthehunt: where
wallman: what about that ice cream store down 5rh?
redarrow: 5rh?
wallman: u know what i meant
kaldamn: that sounds good for me
hellom’gann: that works for me!
goddessofthehunt: i can manage that
redarrow: what if i dont want to
souperboy: works for me
souperboy: you have to
redarrow: gross
redarrow: ill be there
redarrow: kaldur is forcing me
boywonderbread: thanks kaldur!
kaldamn: np
hellom’gann: see you guys Saturday!
wallman: see ya