The South American tectonic plate and the Nazca tectonic plate have a little fun.
I got really bored. So what did I decide to do?
Write fanfic of the AQA GCSE Geography textbooks
Always wanted to try crack fics.
Because I feel like AO3 needs that, right? Gotta perpetuate Rule 34 and all that.
I can’t be the only person who sees this shit
Like, I apologise for this. I was so bored. Don’t judge my character. I mean... it’s good revision?
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“Fuck, do that again,” moaned the South American Plate as the Nazca plate squirmed underneath him, grinding against his most sensitive parts. The Nazca plate obliged, melting at his touch. The friction was too good, and when they rubbed just so, it felt like an earthquake was happening. Oh wait. It was.
“I’m gonna come!” he warned, before the volcano erupted, spurtng hot liquid, and thousands of Chileans died.
Wow, you made it through this.
LMAO IT’S 69 WORDS
And high quality words they are too
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