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Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen added kagarot, hammer time, space ranger, and 4 other people into the chat!
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen renamed the chat Miku Miku Kingdomu.
hammer time: what fresh hell awaits this time?
kagarot: AYYY PARTAAAAAY~~~
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: welcome to my new KINGDOM. Now everyone behave, be nice, and idk don't screw up anything? Please???
hammer time: you did this to yourself
space ranger: I'm gonna guess... Smitty is Miku... Kagarot is Len...
kagarot: o u kno it ☆ babe ;)
space ranger: ...
space ranger: Um?
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: this is a family friendly server!!
kagarot: ;)))
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: ;~;
kagarot: it's ok miki's cool with it
hammer time: d o n ' t
space ranger: I'm sorry but who's hammer time?
kagarot: LMFAO
hammer time: wow
hammer time: thanks cousin you also have a very special place in my kokoro
Nyancat: lolol family drama in the hisssssshouse!!!
space ranger: djfkskfgsdf nO PIKO I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CHANGED YOUR NAME ON HERE!!!
hammer time: no its ok i mean i thought we were family but you know whatever
space ranger: NO FSFGSFGSFSFG PIKO WE ARE FAMILY!!!!
OWARI NO: omg omg wait no don't start more drama until i get popcorn pLS???
kagarot: is that best boy fukase???
OWARI NO: depends is that best boy len???
kagarot: ;))))
OWARI NO: ;))))
Nyancat: this is too gay can we plEASE return to the family drama??
space ranger: sfgdfdsff but thwre's no drama????
OWARI NO: thwre's
Nyancat: thwre's something wrong here
kagarot: rlly???? I don't think thwre's any problem here???
space ranger: fsrgsrttesrr why are you guys in perfect synchronization outside of group projects???
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: guys;;;;;;;;;
hammer time: the REAL miki knows how to proofread before sending a text
hammer time: i see the actual reason you didn't know who i was
hammer time: it's
hammer time: because
hammer time: ....
Nyancat: omg???
OWARI NO: I Am On The Edge Of My Seat
hammer time: ....
hammer time: ........ (len)
kagarot: (what?)
hammer time: .......... (u kno)
kagarot: (????)
hammer time: ...................
kagarot: (OH)
kagarot: FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z
space ranger: .......
Nyancat: LMFAO I'M
OWARI NO: yoU GUYS ARE SUCH FUCKIN WEEBS DSDGSDFSD
kagarot: UH FALSE WE'RE ALL WEEBS HERE OK
space ranger: Does that really count since the majority of us are either Japanese or Japanese American?
hammer time: false bc i'm actually british
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: that's oliver!! don't take away his nationality!!!
hammer time: well he's not here right now is he?
hammer time: besides i'm doing the american thing by taking over someone's culture
kagarot: shIT THROW THAT HISTORICAL SHADE PIKO
Nyancat: DHAKKFKFADGA P R E A C H
kagarot: i can't believe piko summed up western history in one sentence good shit
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: no!!!!!!
OWARI NO: hey so when are all yall gonna stop hiding and come say hey?
OWARI NO: i super promise i won't be too gay if that scares you lol
Nyancat: yeah lesbihonest with each other
OWARI NO: yaaaas i love me some of that mlm and wlw solidarity
Nyancat: girls? yeah i've heard of em
OWARI NO: waves lesbian ally flag
Nyancat: uwu
space ranger: You two are too much
OWARI NO: i guess thwre's a problem miki??
space ranger: DHFKDKAFGS LET ME LIVE
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: please!!! don't attack my child!!!
space ranger: SINCE WHEN WAS I YOUR CHILD???? WHAT'S HAPPENING
hammer time: first you forget your cousin and now you're forgetting your mom???
hammer time: miki be real with me have you been fraternizing with.....
hammer time: (low voice) wheat and wheat byproducts?
space ranger: What?
kagarot: (police sounds) NOBODY MOVE WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED
OWARI NO: OFFICER PLEASE IT'S A MISUNDERSTANDING
Nyancat: PUT YOUR HANDS UP, ASSHOLE, WE GOT WORD THAT THERE'S BEEN SOME ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES HAPPENING HERE
hammer time: shit shIT MIKI YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE
space ranger: ???? WHY????????
kagarot: ANY SIGN OF RESISTANCE WILL BE MET WITH FORCE
hammer time: gdi miki! FUKASE YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
OWARI NO: BUT PIKO IT'S STILL NOT READY
hammer time: WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR READY, FUKASE, WE ONLY HAVE TIME FOR NOW
OWARI NO: FINE BUT DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU
space ranger: But you didn't????
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: just leave them be, miki ;;;
OWARI NO: HEY IROHA
Nyancat: WHAT
OWARI NO: SAW YOU HANGING OUT WITH LEN THE OTHER DAY
kagarot: oh no
Nyancat: FUKASE IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!
OWARI NO: (pulls out gun) I WON'T HESITATE BITCH
Nyancat: (dies)
kagarot: IROHAAAAAAAAAA
kagarot: you...... you were the best lesbian partner a guy could ever have but now
kagarot: n-now.........
kagarot: FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z
space ranger: i haTE ALL OF YOU
OWARI NO: ♡♡♡♡♡♡
kagarot: ♡♡♡♡♡
hammer time: ♡♡♡♡♡
Nyancat: ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
space ranger: ......
space ranger: b y e
space ranger is offline
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: MIKI BBY COME BACK!!!!
spiderfukker: that was a mess
OWARI NO: YO WTF
kagarot: FSFGSGJSFGHSF WHO THE HELL
hammer time: wow ok i don't wanna be british anymore
hammer time: @space ranger I'm sorry please come back I'm japanese again
spiderfukker: what?
spiderfukker: is there something on my face?
OWARI NO: @Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen this was never a family friendly server At All
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: oliver;;;;;; why;;;;;;;;?
space ranger is online
spiderfukker: ....?
space ranger: nope
space ranger is offline
OWARI NO: LMAO
Nyancat: she couldn't handle the kink
kagarot: kinkshaming? in my server?
hammer time: it's actually miku's server
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: !!!!
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: is this the respect and recognition i've been longing for finally coming into fruition?!
hammer time: but
hammer time: it's more likely than you think
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: i give and i give and i give
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: only for you to kick me down
hammer time: someone has to keep your ego in check
kagarot: oml okok cus we're all curious ill ask
Nyantcat: uMM?? FALSE
Nyancat: oliver honey you don't EVER have to explain your kinks
Nyancat: we'll respect them bc we love you
Nyancat: and i welcome our token spider fucker
OWARI NO: TSDTSDGRWAFTEEDF I'M LOSING MY MI ND IRO HA LMAO
spiderfukker: token what?
kagarot: bruh
spiderfukker: OH
spiderfukker: sorry lol forgot
spiderfukker changed their name to The Token Brit
The Token Brit: is that better or should i use something else?
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: nonono that's perfect!!!
kagarot: i'm gonna dm you for the back story on that name @The Token Brit
The Token Brit: oh long story short, i won a bet that involved eating a spider
OWARI NO: UH I AIN'T FUCKING WITH THAT
hammer time: w a i t
kagarot: the truth is out oliver vores spiders
Nyancat: nOOOOO
The Token Brit: i mean
OWARI NO: OLIVER NO
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: he didn't actually eat the spider guys
hammer time: pics or it didn't happen
The Token Brit: miku hush
The Token Brit: you were the only one there
kagarot: so what is the truth
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: he just really likes spiders ==;;;
The Token Brit: they're usually better than people
The Token Brit: but you guys are average
The Token Brit: for a bunch of weebs
Nyancat: i don't wanna hear that from the token brit spider fucker
OWARI NO: RSDGSSFGGER IROHA I'M DYING
kagarot: i m c r ying
hammer time: you're doing amazing sweetie
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: this is going downhill fast
The Token Brit: i won't take shit from a 2010 meme
Nyancat: IT'S 2011 BITCH
Nyancat: DON'T DISRESPECT ART LIKE THAT BITCH
OWARI NO: i ain't never gonna stop loving you bitch
kagarot: awww bitch ♡♡♡
hammer time: this server was a mistake but i'm loving every second of it
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: yeah i'm starting to have second thoughts lol;;;
hammer time: you made your bed
kagarot: yeah come back to bed babe ;))))
OWARI NO: Um???? Bitch are you cheating on me right now????
kagarot: it's a big enough bed ;))))
OWARI NO: you raise up a good point
Nyancat: wow you can cut this sexual tension with a spoon
kagarot: you're just mad bc you're never little spoon
Nyancat: i must admit that
Nyancat: it does get tiring being the big spoon all the time
Nyancat: but it can't be helped since my dakis don't have arms
OWARI NO: shfjjfkshdfg
OWARI NO: everything iroha says is gold
Nyancat: uwu ♡
kagarot: uuwuu
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: iroha i'll be your big spoon ♡
Nyancat: god miku that was so gay i love
hammer time: wow we got TWO cheaters in this server
Nyancat: lmfao i'm stealing ur gurl whatchu gonna do pikochu??? >:3c
The Token Brit: >:3c
Nyancat: uh gross
Nyancat: don't copy me spider fucker
The Token Brit: 3:(
Nyancat: ??????
OWARI NO: it's a sad face with the 3 as the mouth iroro
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: i'm no one's!!!!
kagarot: BABE
kagarot: WHAT ABOUT ME? WHAT ABOUT US?
kagarot: WHAT ABOUT ALL THE TIMES YOU HAD THE ANSWER???
OWARI NO: WHAT ABOUT TRUST?
hammer time: >:/
hammer time: i see how it is
hammer time: you find your rl cat girl and leave me
hammer time: i guess it's the life of a white haired anime boy
hammer time: it's only a matter of time that i die for the sake of the plot
Nyancat: we have a redhead here so maybe not?
OWARI NO: we're not in rwby i'm fine
kagarot: yEAH we're written better
The Token Brit: you leave my boy roman out of this
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: needed more twin tails
hammer time: the closest we got was the gay pride cat girl
Nyancat: I KIN WITH NEON KATT
The Token Brit: i hope she died in the fall of beacon
Nyancat: bITCH GO GET EATEN BY YOUR BIRD
OWARI NO: F U CKI M DY IN G SCOOB
The Token Brit: YOU LEAVE JAMES OUT OF THIS
Nyancat: GO VORE A SPIDER
kagarot: RSFGSDFGSSFG HOLY SHIT
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: HE DIDN'T ACTUALLY EAT THE SPIDER OMG
The Token Brit: miku give me admin privileges
The Token Brit: it's for the greater good that we turn iroha into an outdoor cat
Nyancat: i'll be the new kit in town
kagarot: what's new pussycat?
OWARI NO: WHOOOA O OOOH
Nyancat: not the john mulany reference i was going for but nice to see we're all here
hammer time: speaking of john mulaney
kagarot: ugg we get it
kagarot: he queerbaited
kagarot: shut up tumblr go find drama in a drain
hammer time: i was gonna say i was going to mcdonalds
hammer time: and if anyone wanted to come with
hammer time: but fuck you
hammer time: and the happy meal toy i was gonna surprise you with :(
kagarot: fsfgsdf wait bby i can change!!!!!
hammer time: too late sweet cheeks i ain't coming back
kagarot: bbyyyyyy ;(((((
OWARI NO: LMAO wait piko pick me up
OWARI NO: i got money this time
Nyancat: how much?
OWARI NO: enough for chicken nuggets!!!
OWARI NO: im excite
Nyancat: damn
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: it's okay iroha, i'll buy you something
Nyancat: nah lol
Nyancat: i was gonna make that 69 cents joke
hammer time: nobody invited you smitty :/
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: I WAS THE ONE WHO INVITED YOU TO MCDONALDS
OWARI NO: omg was this one of those fabled
OWARI NO: het dates
OWARI NO: i refuse to be the token gay guy here
hammer time: r u d e
hammer time: i'm bi you asshole
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: let's not do this rn pls;;;
Nyancat: it's okay miku miku
Nyancat: you can dump piko
Nyancat: and love me instead ;))))
hammer time: iroha i'm gonna turn you into an outdoor cat soon
Nyancat: you and what admin power
hammer time: CHECK MY ROLE BITCH
kagarot: oml
kagarot: he's right you know
Nyancat: ?!?!?!
Nyancat: MIKU????
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: he........
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: he asked so
OWARI NO: i call favoritism
kagarot: miku bb
kagarot: may i haz admin power?
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: but miki already has the role and i mean four admins is kinda
kagarot: m m miku ;;
OWARI NO: props to miku for not giving a 2003 meme admin powers
Nyancat: omg it's 2007
Nyancat: do i need to hold a history of memes class???
Nyancat: bc none of nyall know your damn memes
The Token Brit: i refuse to be taught by someone who unironically used 'nyall' in a sentence
Nyancat: isn't it ironic?
OWARI NO: I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C
hammer time: only fukase can get mcdonalds with me
hammer time: i always reward bo burnham references
OWARI NO: hELL YEAH GETTING ME THEM CHICKEN NUGS
hammer time: strike one
OWARI NO: :(
hammer time: i'm gonna go pick you up now
hammer time: vroom vroom drive thru
hammer time is offline
OWARI NO: i'm getting that sweet sweet chicken now homies
OWARI NO is offline
The Token Brit: miku miku you still going to the happy clown?
Nyancat: the w h a t
The Token Brit: mcdonalds
The Token Brit: keep up pussy cat
Nyancat: :/
kagarot: i'll go with you miku!!!!
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: yep still going
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: but i'm gonna be fancy and dine in
The Token Brit: ohh how sophistacalaca
kagarot: omg oliver
kagarot: you doing ok buddy
The Token Brit: james flew into my screen
Nyancat: and so the feast begins
The Token Brit: MY BIRD ISN'T GOING TO EAT ME
Nyancat: sAYS YOU
kagarot: @Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen let's go to mcdonalssssss
Nyancat: mcdonllll
The Token Brit: mcd
kagarot: ah yes the younger sibling of mcr
Nyancat: careful len your inner emo is showing
kagarot: i'm too spicy for the emo days
Nyancat: but are you CAROLINA GHOST PEPPERS SPICY
kagarot: ooof you got
The Token Brit: ???
Nyancat: len did you die???
The Token Brit: i can't believe len mcfuckin died
Nyancat: i call all his anime waifus
The Token Brit: i call his computer
Nyancat: aw shit i should've called that
Nyancat: his computer's almost as nice as miki and piko's
Nyancat: then i call his wall scrolls
The Token Brit: um i want the computer chair
kagarot: omg no lmao
Nyancat: aw shit he lives
kagarot: miku came over without telling me
kagarot: had to do
kagarot: damage control
kagarot: also
kagarot: iroha i thought we were lgbtbcpc???
The Token Brit: you lost me after the t
Nyancat: lesbian gay bi trans buddy cop partners in crime
kagarot: it's our thing
The Token Brit: uhh isn't buddy cop partners in crime contradictory?
Nyancat: it's not like we didn't think of that
kagarot: bc we didn't
Nyancat: yep
The Token Brit: :/
Nyancat: okok len
Nyancat: at least half of the waifus
kagarot: we can share the waifus
Nyancat: thats my lgbtbcpc
Nyancat: anyway what's up with the damage control?
kagarot: sis tried hitting on miku again
Nyancat: omfggg
The Token Brit: ohhh
kagarot: sis be thirsty
The Token Brit: why are you two such players and flirts
kagarot: we love freely and openly ☆
kagarot: btw do you guys want mcdonalds?
Nyancat: i don't feel like going out today soz
kagarot: is okbby we deliver
The Token Brit: i want large fries and a strawberry milkshake
Nyancat: gimme some apple pies then
Nyancat: tell miku that she can come over pls
The Token Brit: wait pic
Nyancat: ???
Nyancat: i'm not sending pics you perv
kagarot: lol
kagarot: miku went to get oliver
kagarot: i'm manning the kindomu karriage
Nyancat: w h a t
Nyancat: is she abducting all of us???
kagarot: nah lol
kagarot: says that we're gonna get mcdonna
kagarot: and then go to your place
kagarot: better clean up those sanrio doujinshi lmfao
Nyancat: DUDE GROSS WTF
Nyancat: NEVER LEWD HELLO KITTY WTF WTF
Nyancat: you're uninvited
Nyancat: i'd rather have the spider fucker over you rn
The Token Brit: aww iroha i knew you cared
Nyancat: i take it back
OWARI NO is online
OWARI NO: um yall having a mickey mac attack at iroha's???
kagarot: ye
Nyancat: uh only miku was invited idk what nyall are talking about
kagarot: bb
kagarot: i'll give you my happy meal toy
The Token Brit: that sounds like a euphemism says miku
Nyancat: knowing len? nah
kagarot: i'd never do that to my best girl ♡♡♡♡
Nyancat: god that's so gay
kagarot: that"s when you're supposed to say that i'm best boy
kagarot: wtf iroha come on
space ranger is online
The Token Brit: aye mate you staying this time?
space ranger: piko called me
space ranger: he told me to report whatever trash talk you guys were saying about him
Nyancat: lol i guess fukase isn't a reliable source
OWARI NO: i focus on the positives in life
The Token Brit: that's pretty petty
OWARI NO: aww you think i'm pretty?
The Token Brit: i'll admit that was well played
space ranger: yeah so i'm still on a call with piko and kind of fukase?
space ranger: there's a party at iroha's?
Nyancat: fsdfsdffsd I SAID ONLY MIKU SINCE SHE BOUGHT ME APPLE PIES
The Token Brit: i got you some fries
The Token Brit: but like
The Token Brit: only the bits
OWARI NO: GIVE HER THE BITS! SHE WANTS THE BITS!
kagarot: that HAS to be a euphemism
space ranger: g u y s
space ranger: apparently piko agrees and he's also laughing
space ranger: sdfsfgds fukase can't you just type it out so that i can focus on homework?
OWARI NO: ehhh
OWARI NO: but then i can't shit post?
OWARI NO: also it's no euphemism
OWARI NO: it's from steven universe you assholes
kagarot: i'm not caught up but miku is and she started singing the water witch song
OWARI NO: U G H I SHOULD'VE GONE WITH MOM
OWARI NO: DAD WON'T LET ME SING
kagarot: l m a o tHAT'S WHAT YOU GET CHEATER
kagarot: mom says we're gonna go to chuck e cheese if we behave at iroha's
space ranger: wait i wanna go!!
space ranger: oh piko just called me a traitor aha ;;
OWARI NO: i wanna gooooooo
The Token Brit: you gotta defect to show your loyalty
OWARI NO: oh dad just retaliated
OWARI NO: we're gonna get ice cream tomorrow
Nyancat: so????
OWARI NO: lmao and then we're gonna go to this indoor amusement park
The Token Brit: piko you absolute madman
The Token Brit: if my life weren't dependent on miku being behind the wheel i would've defected
kagarot: o l i v e r
Nyancat: WE DON'T NEED HIM ANYWAY
kagarot: ngl i wanna go to the indoor place
kagarot: but i gotta stay loyal to my lgbtbcpc and miku miku kingdomu
The Token Brit: btw iroha we're at the curb outside your place
Nyancat: k
Nyancat is idle
OWARI NO: or you can take a vacation lenny
OWARI NO: eh lenlen
OWARI NO: an indoor rollercoaster
OWARI NO: we can play some laser tag
space ranger: fukase is legit saying these aloud before texting these oml
kagarot: oml u cute dork
OWARI NO: don't out me like this
OWARI NO: weren't we supposed to be comrades?
OWARI NO: compadres?
OWARI NO: como se dice... best friends at this point?
space ranger: mejores amigos
OWARI NO: quoi?
space ranger: spanish???
OWARI NO: i'm pretty sure i was using french
space ranger: no???
OWARI NO: ah well you know what they say
OWARI NO: c'est la vie
space ranger: im
space ranger: i meAN
space ranger: PEOPLE SAY THAT BUT IT'S NOT ACTUALLY RELEVANT?
OWARI NO: meh
OWARI NO: anyway i gotta charge my phone so miki i'm borrowing your charger as soon as i take over your room
space ranger: adfsdgddgfs fOR THE LAST TIME
space ranger: YOU DON'T LIVE HERE
OWARI NO: any daughter of miku is a sibling of mine so your home is also mine
space ranger: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!!!!
OWARI NO: meh
OWARI NO: c'est la vie
kagarot: the hell does that mean?
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: that's how it is on this bitch of an earth
hammer time: miku no
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
space ranger: oh
kagarot: what up mmmmmiki?
space ranger: there's another person in this chat right?
kagarot: wait rlly????
kagarot: oh i see
kagarot: idk who they are
OWARI NO: ooooo mysteryyyyy
OWARI NO: i also dk
hammer time: i stan donkey kong as well
OWARI NO: DHSJDJGKSG
OWARI NO: I DON'T NEED THIS SASS
OWARI NO: WHAT I NEED IS MIKI'S CHARGER SO PLS EXCUSE
OWARI NO is offline
space ranger: oh dear
kagarot: lo CK YOUR DOOR MIKI!!!!!!!
space ranger: DHSJFKKSD BBL
space ranger is Do Not Disturb
kagarot: oof
kagarot: @hammer time dad what happenes
hammer time: fukase tripped running upstairs lmao
kagarot: FHSJFKLDADF LMFAO
kagarot: sounds about right
kagarot: brb
kagarot: iroha's making me run paper plate duty
hammer time: that's fancy for a mcdonalds run
kagarot: yeeee
kagarot: well she also wants us to finish off her left overs
kagarot: brb
kagarot is idle
hammer time: alone again :(
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: i'm still here!!
hammer time: ??
hammer time: are you hiding from iroha's wrath?
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: no lmao i bought the food so
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: i get to chill out
hammer time: idk if you're the queen of this place or a very misinformed knave
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: bold of you to assume any of you have roles
hammer time: uM MY ADMIN STATUS SAYS OTHERWISE ASSHOLE
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: we, the queen, have the power to release you from the role k n a v e
hammer time: viva la revolution antoinette
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: i'm queen of hearts or nothing
hammer time: nah
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: i'm gonna guillotine your sassy mouth
Nyancat: what pikopiko is trying to say
Nyancat: is that your the queen of his hato
hammer time: you're*
Nyancat: see he agrees that YOU are
hammer time: ...
hammer time: that was well played
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: :p
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: ooo oliver finished heating up the food!!
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen is offline
hammer time: ...
Nyancat: pats
Nyancat: you know what they say
Nyancat: that's how it is on this bitch of an earth
hammer time: :/