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SawxBoy04 - Team Seven Users
Okay, I’ve set up our group, can everyone get online and post?
LadiesMan69
Hey, is this like Snapchat or WhatsApp?
SawxBoy04
Sort of, but it's for work. So we can keep in touch when we’re working. It’s part of the new software upgrade we got this week. Now we can chat from wherever we are on a secured system.
LadiesMan69
Well here’s where I am right now.
ArmaniCop
Oh, charming. I take it you are at the establishment for takeout?
LadiesMan69
They have great buffalo wings, okay!
SawxBoy04
Buck this is for work! You can’t put Hooters on here!!
LadiesMan69
I didn’t put anyone's hooters on anything, at least not yet. These lovely ladies just wanted to say hi. I told the one of the left I got a friend. Come on, meet me down here.
ArmaniCop
Oh dear God. Really Mr Wilmington? I believe the boy is seeing Miss Wells.
LadiesMan69
Aw come on Ezra, the boy's gotta to sow some wild oats while he can! Before you pick one car, you gotta test drive a couple of models
ArmaniCop
Did you just compare Miss Wells to a car?
SawxBoy04
WILL YOU KNOCK IT OFF! THIS IS FOR WORK STUFF ONLY!
And my oats are fine Buck!
WildNWooly is now ONLINE
WildNWooly
Why the hell is there a picture of Hooters on this? I thought it was supposed to be for work?
SawxBoy04
It is!
ArmaniCop
Mr Wilmington has a friend who wants to aid Mr Dunne with his wild oats.
WildNWooly
Seriously Buck?
LadiesMan69
Hey, you don’t deal with those oats, you get this.
WildNWooly
A tree?
LadiesMan69
Wood. Lots of Wood.
ArmaniCop
Dear God...
SawxBoy04
I’ve gone to hell.
YouAreNotFine38 is ONLINE
YouAreNotFine38
Okay, I’m here. Can’t stay long got a date.
LadiesMan69
A date? With who? When did you score a date? Come on Nathan, is she that hot nurse I saw you with that day?
YouAreNotFine38
None of your business and ain’t we meant to be using this thing for work?
WildNWooly
It’s too late, Buck has showed us his hooters.
YouAreNotFine38
Buck has hooters? It didn’t show on his last physical.
SawxBoy04
ROTFLMAO!
ArmaniCop
Charming Mr Jackson, I can see the repertoire tonight is reaching the heights of an Adam Sandler film.
WildNWooly
How do you know what an Adam Sandler film would look like? Don’t you like them foreign film no one can understand about guys in dresses playing on the beach?
ArmaniCop
You mean Ingmar Bergman’s Seventh Seal, you heathen? That was Death playing chess with a knight!
LadiesMan69
Is this her Nathan?
YouAreNotFIne38
What the hell Buck? Where did you get her picture?
Ladies69
From her Facebook page. I just looked into the employees list at the hospital and found her picture. Nathan she’s hot, especially in her nurse’s uniform! You should pick her up at work, she might be wearing it.
YouAreNotFine38
Are you telling me you’re searching Rain’s Facebook page from HOOTERS? And I’m not picking her up from work!
WildandWooly
Hey look! This thing has those emoji things too. 
SawxBoy04
Aw Cool!!
ArmaniCop
?????
WildandWooly
Check it out!
Armani Cop
Mr Tanner you are having all too much fun with his.
WildandWooly
SawxBoy04
ArmaniCop
Oh very mature!
YouAreNotFine38
Buck stop sending me pictures of Rain!
LadiesMan69
Not even this one...
YouAreNotFine38
Where the hell did that come from?
LadiesMan69
It's on her FaceBook page! She used to be an underwear model.
WildandWooly
Woah. Nice Nathan. You're dating an underwear model.
ArmaniCop
Surely not as nice as your poop emojis
WildandWooly
SawxBoy04
Buck! Get that picture out of there! This goes on to the ATF Servers! Everyone will have access to it!
YouAreNotFine38
Oh Lord! Everyone? Buck, I swear if you don’t delete that picture right now! The next time you get shot, I’m sewing up something that’s supposed to STAY OPEN!
WildandWooly
Ouch!
LadiesMan69
Okay, okay, keep your britches on. It's not like anyone's gonna mind seeing it. I'll just press this
YouAreNotFine38
Is it off there? Did you delete it? I'm waiting! I'm not going to see Rain until I know its gone! Buck?
ClericalError is ONLINE
ClericalError
So. this thing seems to be working fine and Buck, are you aware you’ve sent a picture of that nurse that was talking to Nathan last week, to everyone?
LadiesMan69
What???
ClericalError
Why do you think I came online?
WildandWolly
Oh shit, Josiah's right Buck. I just got it in my email.
ArmaniCop
Likewise Mr Wilmington.
SawxBoy04
Buck you must have pressed SHARE instead of Delete! I knew I should have put a parental lock on your phone!
YouAreNotFine38
Are you telling everyone in your phone has a picture of Rain in her underwear????
LadiesMan69
YouAreNotFine38
Aw hell!
WIldandWooly
Wait a minute if everyone got it, does that mean
Man_In_Black is ONLINE
ArmaniCop logged off
YouAreNotFine38 logged off
SawxBoy04 logged off
Ladiesman69 logged off
CLericalError logged off
WildandWooly logged off
Man_In_Black
You assholes can hide but you still have to come into work on MONDAY!