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"oh fuck, it's m*neta" i say as i see that short little fuck. he has his little shit eating grin on. i know he's gonna say some fucked up shit. i walk past him quickly but i hear him mutter something. can't hear what he's saying but i know its bad.
"i don't know what the fuck you just said, and i don't want to but if you say one more fucked up word, i'm going to yeet you into space and you'll be fucking sorry." i turn to walk away and that purple rat bastard calls out
"whatever, i wont even bother with you, your boobs aren't even that big"
i turn around so fucking fast that i'm pretty sure i got whiplash. i grab him by the head and stared into his disgustingly large eyes.
"i warned you, mother fucker.'
i ready my kick
and drop him
i punt him so fucking hard he flies into the sky
he keeps going and going until he leaves the exosphere
"goodbye you little fuck" i say as i heely away
later found out there was a huge impact on jupiter, i know for a gotdam fact this was m*neta minoru