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Junjun,
If this reaches you pls write back
Karen
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Karen,
Passing notes because we aren’t allowed phones in class, really? You’re aware that I’m the class representative, thus I’m obliged to report misbehaviors during class, right?
Junna
Class Representative of 99th Graduating Class, 2-A
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Junjun,
You wrote back!
I’m kinda in a pickle right now. The school festival is just around the corner and I know we’re busy with Starlight rehearsals and all that, but. (Not that the rehearsals aren’t as important but I wanna take a break from Tendou-san threatening to ‘Claire the Flora out of me’ every time I screw up.)
The after-show party this year’s gonna have a bonfire dance, yeah? I’m thinking of asking Hikari-chan out for the dance but I can’t quite arcutilate it right (is that how you spell it??). Things are kinda awkward between us right now and I need your help seeing as you’re swimmingly good with language and stuff. You know that I like her right… (okay I ASSUME you know that I like Hikari-chan right? You’re into Shekasper and all and he wrote romance stuff so you must be good at reading between the lines)
Don’t tell others about this OK?
Karen
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Karen,
I don’t know what goes on between the two of you, but I’m sure she will accept since you two have been friends since forever.
On another note, I’m curious about what that ‘Claire the Flora out of me’ bit is supposed to mean, but at the same time my intuition tells me that I am better off not knowing. Whatever that means and implies, please don’t take it to the heart.
Also, it’s “articulate” and “Shakespeare”.
We should continue this after class. I don’t want to risk getting thrown out of the class with you, so at the very least please find someone else to bother.
Genuinely concerned for your spelling,
Junna
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Tattletale Junjun who wrote back a lot,
Me and Hikari-chan are good friends and all but the air’s been kinda kooky between us because of stuff (long story) and it’s driving me nuts! I just can’t pop the question no matter what and Tendou-san has been pulling me aside for a Starlight Pep Talk every time we’re given water break.
I like Hikari-chan so I really can’t pass this chance up though maybe it’s because I LIKE Hikari-chan that you just don’t get where I’m coming frommmmm
Karen
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Karen,
For your information, your aim was so terrible it almost went over to the next desk. I had to do a quick save seeing as my reputation is on the line, too.
Please just talk to her. But that aside, I like Kagura-san too, we all do. These rehearsals have brought us much closer.
Junna
P.S This is the last time. I won’t write back.
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Junjun,
I LIKE like Hikari-chan. Like, lesbianly.
Lesbianly,
Karen
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Karen,
Lesbian? You shouldn’t throw such label around so easily. Have you tried checking yourself on WebMD?
Actually genuinely concerned now,
Junna
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Banana,
I CAN’T believe Junjun thinks lesbians DON’T exist. Is that why you’ve been asking Mahiru-chan for a “shower duet”? Are you sexually frustrated??? By the way, Mahiru-chan has been getting the wrong idea and you might wanna stop
Karen
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Karen-chan,
Yeah
Frustrated but still willing to give Junna-chan a chance,
Nana
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Banana the love guru,
Since Junjun doesn’t believe in same-sex high school crush I hope you’re willing enough to take me under your wing!!
Back in the underground theatre me and Hikari-chan said really embarrassing stuff to each other like “take away, my everything”. When we came back we didn’t think much of it because we were dead tired, but recently things got awkward again ever since Amemiya-san COINCIDENTALLY added lines creepily similar to our super embarrassing exchanges into the Starlight script.
Things got worse once Tendou-san pointed out that the lines were really “lover-like” and we sounded like we were proposing to each other. THEN Kuro-chan just had to add that stuff about same-sex marriage being allowed in Dondon.
Since you’re good at handling girls (Junjun) can you give me pointers? I wanna take Hikari-chan out for the bonfire dance
Don’t tell others about this OK!
Sorry this got too long,
Karen
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Maya-chan,
The other note is Karen-chan’s. It’d be good if you can help her in place of me, I think you’re much more of a love guru than I am! Especially considering your successful courtship of Kuro-chan. I don’t feel like dealing with her stuff right now.
P.S Can you subtly but intimidatingly hint it to her that she gotta stop calling Junna-chan ‘Junjun’? Making others feel small is your area of expertise.
Much love,
Nana
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Claudine,
Salutations.
I pass to you Aijou-san’s note. I trust that you’re rather well-versed with this subject. Admittedly, much more so than I am.
On the subject of the bonfire dance, I do hope that we’re still on as we have agreed before.
Regards,
Tendou Maya
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Tendou Maya,
Salutations.
I gave Karen’s note a read but it seemed pretty simple to me. What’s something a (was) Top Star can’t solve?
Also yeah, we’re still on but only because you faux-begged me with all your “you’re my equal” talk.
Feeling gracious,
Claudine S.
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Claudine,
I asked for your input as you are my Bottom Star. But very well, I shall write back to Aijou-san myself.
Toppingly,
Tendou Maya
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Tendou Maya,
DISGUSTING. Hors d’ici, thot.
I’m reconsidering your offer now. Consider it your punishment.
Feeling no longer gracious,
Claudine S.
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Futaba-han,
Are my eyes playing tricks on me or is Kuro-han really fuming in her seat?
Everyone seated around her are fanning their collars. The heat must be quite a handful.
Awaiting your response,
Hanayagi Kaoruko
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Kaoruko,
I was the one passing Tendou’s message to Kuroko and I gotta say I feel real bad for Kuroko.
Futaba
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Futaba-han,
Not even a summary of whatever went down between Kuro-han and Tendou-han? The sexual tension is heavy in the air. Let us gossip.
Imperative,
Hanayagi Kaoruko
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Kaoruko-chan,
Um, just want to say that missed Futaba-chan by far and it hit me in the head instead…
I have no idea what you guys have been doing but I’m seeing crumpled papers discreetly thrown around. I think sensei might notice soon so be careful!
Mahiru
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Mahiru-han,
Why did you give me the note back when you could’ve forwarded it to Futaba-han yourself?
Slightly disappointed since I have to do the work now,
Hanayagi Kaoruko
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Kaoruko-chan,
Sorry : (
Mahiru
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Kaoruko,
Study. Dumbass
Futaba
P.S what sexual tension? if anything kuroko is giving her the evil eye. dont you dare calling it the “lustful sex eye” or whatever
P.S.S and this isnt bcoz im “kuro-han’s lackey”
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Aijou-san,
Regarding the troubling love affair you are in, I shall write you a follow-up note detailing my take on it. For now, I simply want to advise you to stop referring to Hoshimi-san as “Junjun”, if you still value your life.
Regards,
Tendou Maya
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Tendou-san,
What’s wrong with Junjun? We are friends! These cute nicks made us feel closer than ever! Though it does make Junjun feel like a girlfriend whenever we text at night what with cute nicks and all
Thanks for your input Tendou-san!!!!!!
Eagerly waiting for your stratagem,
Karen
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Karen-chan,
The word ‘stratagem’ is a nice touch. Did Junna-chan teach you that? All the texting seemed to have broaden your vocabs! Junna-chan reads a lot after all.
Your message hit me in the cheek instead. Maybe you should get some aiming lessons from ‘Junjun’, since you two seem to nightly text each other often.
I’m sure she’d girlfriendly teach you how to aim better.
Much love,
Nana
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Daiba,
You got the wrong person.
Though, I believe that was on purpose, seeing as I’m not seated anywhere near Karen.
As a side note, you shouldn’t scrawl with so much pressure (re: “girlfriendly” which isn’t even a word). I understand the need to “bold” it, but the graphite got onto my hand.
I’ve passed the note to Karen.
Kagura
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Hikari-chan,
Sorry! It’s hard to aim from my spot.
Anyway, yeah, Karen-chan and Junna-chan have been real chummy these days.
Conflicted but still full of love,
Nana
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Daiba,
I didn’t ask.
Kagura
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Tendou Maya,
Reply, you DOOFUS.
Claudine S.
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Junna-han,
It has come to my attention that the mood in the room only gets heavier. Kuro-han is still overheating, but I don’t think it’s of embarrassment anymore. I believe only an emotion as intense as rage can radiate heat of this level. Although, it seems to me that Tendou-han is too preoccupied with writing to notice.
Banana seems to be in a foul mood (her smile is different from the usual), Kagura-han just broke a pencil with her hold, and Karen-han has been stealing glances at Kagura-han only to longingly sigh after.
What is going on?
Is in my deathbed from the sheer curiosity,
Hanayagi Kaoruko
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Junna-han,
I saw YOU trashing my carefully folded message into your skirt pocket. If you tattle to the teacher, I have an event planned.
Is planning your deathbed,
Hanayagi Kaoruko
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Kaoruko,
Since you’ve been making me your makeshift courier I’ve also been peeking into your messages and for real I’m not sending this one to Junna
Throw these papers yourself you weak ass bitch
And pay attention in class dumbass
Futaba
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Tendou Maya
I’m going with FUTABA.
Claudine S.
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Aijou-san,
Apologies that this took so long to procure. I am not particularly experienced in the love department myself, so it is best to find references outside what I have laid out for you. Please note that for the sake of immersion, I made some parallels between your romantic affair (with Kagura-san) and my own (with Claudine).
I believe right now the both of you are in a stage that is often referred as “denial”. Very juvenile, and usually lasts for not too long, though it might get troublesome considering that Kagura-san has the social aptitude of a vegetable. So, I advise you to take up the sword and break the ice yourself.
Still, I understand that this is an all new territory for the both of you. The lines you have exchanged with each other are verily romantic-coded, if not highly sexual. The “everything” you uttered to each other might lend itself to meanings that lead to the act of “bedding”, and I assure you that I have uttered similar phrases to Claudine during our private encounters. Kagura-san’s “let me see if you can take my everything”, however, might suggest that she is, indeed, down with the idea, on top of the implication that she much prefer that you lead. It is also uttered after your very heartfelt “give me your everything”, and again, I must say that you are on the right track, so long as you lead. Now, go and ask her for the dance. The show will not stop after the dance as there must be an encore to come.
I can give you pointers on how to lead. We can discuss this later after class.
Hopefully you catch what I mean by lead, despite your notorious reputation of possessing the thinking process equal to that of a goldfish.
Best regards,
Tendou Maya
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Tendou-san,
I gave all that 5-7 times of re-read and now that it FINALLY hit mewhat you truly mean I just wanna say that I think you got it all wrong I mean I LOVE Hikari-chan but its not like I want to bed he
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Futaba-han,
Now that Karen-han and Tendou-han are kicked out of the class after having their notes confiscated and read aloud, can we finally discuss whatever happened top to bottom?
Sincerely,
Hanayagi Kaoruko
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Kaoruko,
please don’t use the words top and bottom i cant look at those words the same way anymore after tendou’s note
Futaba
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Aijou-san,
How was the detention?
Also. I’m going with Daiba.
Disappointed,
Kagura
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Tendou-san,
Hikari-chan called me by my surname
Crying,
Karen
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Aijou-san,
Claudine called off our partnership for the dance, too, and asked that we shan’t meet each other for a week. We are, sadly, in the same Titanic.
Tendou Maya