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Belldom/Wolstendom/Borrowdom Group Chat
Supermassive black hole
-Day1-
Chris Wolstenhome: When will you guys come back from holiday?
Miss me?
Matt Bellamy: Soon. I’m getting a bit bored already.
Getting bored in a holiday?
Matt Bellamy: Of course you won’t! You’re obsessed with the talented musician, right?
You mean Yourself?
Matt Bellamy: You left me!
C’mon…don’t act like a little girl
Matt Bellamy: You travelled around Europe with him for a month! And you don’t even call!
And I travelled around the world with you for twenty years.
Chris Wolstenholmes: That’s sweet…
I gotta go, Andy is calling
Matt Bellamy: Don’t let your boyfriend wait
Chris Wolstenholme: Someone is getting jealous
Matt Bellamy: I’m not! Why would I?
Chris Wolstenholme: Anyway…text me when you come back
Matt Bellamy: I’ll be back in 3 days
Chris Wolstenholme: Lets have a drink
please don’t
Chris Wolstenholme: I mean coffee..or tea. Anyway, at coffee shop.
Good Boy
Chris Wolstenholme: Yes, daddy
Matt Bellamy: God! It’s disgusting
Don’t be jealous, babe
Matt Bellamy: Will you join us?
Still in France, sorry
Matt Bellamy: What? Are you having honeymoon with Andy?
Yes, he’s mine now
Matt Bellamy: Is that true? I’m serious
Does it brother you?
Matt Bellamy: He has a wife! You can’t be serious...
I really got to go….
-Day 4-
Matt Bellamy: Nice tea with Chris [Photo] You really should join us
Chris Wolstenholme: He is busy with dating
Matt Bellamy: It is not good… Chris
Chris Wolstenholme: You know I’m kidding, right? I’m sure Andy love girls. To be honest, are you homophobia？
Matt Bellamy: Why do you say thing like that?
Chris Wolstenholmes: I remember you post a tweet to clarify your relation with Dom. Something like “Belldom is not real? “
Matt Bellamy: Because that’s not real. I’m telling the truth. You know me well enough to know I’m not homophobia. I’m just not interested in making some kind of ..bromance stuff
Chris Wolstenholmes: It is not uncommon to boost fame in this way. Fans love it
Matt Bellamy: It’s like selling our feelings for money
Chris Wolstenholmes: C’mon, no one ask you to make a porn with Dom
Don’t push him, Chris. He’s just too loyal to his partner.
Matt Bellamy: We all should be loyal!
Right…
Matt Bellamy: So, are you willing to do some bromance stuff with Andy?
I’m good with that. By the way, we have a suggestion
Matt Bellamy: WE? What’s that?
Maybe we can invite Andy to be our guest in our coming tour
Matt Bellamy: Ha! So you can fuck him backstage?
For god sake! Can you stop bring that up? It was so fucking many years ago! And you also fuck in the damn Reading Festival!
Matt Bellamy: But I’m not gonna do that again!
SO DO I!
Chris Wolstenholme: I don’t want to know who will you guys fuck backstage…
Matt Bellamy: It’s not good to fuck someone with a wife!
I SAID I DID NOT AND WILL NOT, STOP IT
Chris Wolstenhome: Don’t act like kids…so should we invite Andy?
I’m sure Matt is ok with that
Matt Bellamy: I don’t need to listen to you all the time! Don’t be so vain!
Why on earth you always say I’m vain? If you try to piss me off. It works
Matt Bellamy: Nothing
Chris Wolstenholme: You walked into the party Like you were walking on a yacht~
Ha Ha so funny....
Matt Bellamy: I like this song and yes! I think of this song when I said you’re vain!
I didn’t dump you! If you are implying you’re going to cover this, sounds great. But I need to remind you. It sounds gay to cover this.
Matt Bellamy: I’m sure you will say it’s great if Andy cover it
You’re being childish , Matt
Chris Wolstenholme: I’m just curious…does Andy make those Christmas songs for you? You like Christmas!
No
Matt Bellamy: But it makes sense! You made Christmas ball ball with our logo! You’re so vain..Dom
-TBC-