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Cute Avalance

Summary:

A series of one shots based off of incorrect quotes from tumblr by avalance-incorrect but with my own spin off it. You should check out avalance-incorrect, they are really funny and me (onenthusiasticshipper) on tumblr. Feel free to comment and kudos make me happy. (They are much appreciated)

P.S. You can read these in any particular order. The chapters are probably going to be somewhat short.

Notes:

If Gideon and Zari were watching Ava and Sara fight on the Waverider.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Waverider Fight

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Sara was walking down through the Waveriders corridors when she heard a portal open. She knew full well that this would be Ava Sharpe. Oh how Sara despised this woman. No doubt she was gorgeous and Sara would definitely be down for a hook up, but her snotty sarcasm made Sara’s blood boil.

As she turned the corner, she saw Ava standing there. As always, she was wearing her blue pantsuit. Sara couldn’t hesitate looking Ava up and down because dang...that girl can rock the pantsuit. Without hesitation, Ava spoke.

“Sara Lance, on behalf of the Time Bureau, I am placing you and your team under arrest.”

Sara shot back her response “Took you long enough.” Sara genuinely enjoyed getting under Ava’s skin. She often thought what it would be like if they were actually friends but…Sara just couldn’t she smirked and said “I’ve been expecting you for hours.” Which was true. Sara had physically and mentally prepared herself for this meeting, having Zari give her a pep talk and everything.

Ava stared Sara down looking ready to come running at her any moment. “Pursuant to to Title 16, Section 3053 of the Global Treaty of Time Travel, I have the authority to bring you and your team in.”

Sara again smirked as she thought this is going to be fun! She continued to stare Ava in the eyes and said “Which arm?”

Ava, not knowing what Sara meant answered “The Global Treaty was negotiated between Director Hunter and the United Nations.”

Sara mentally rolled her eyes “No, I mean, if you try to bring me into the Bureau, I’ll break your arm. It’s up to you. Right or left?”

Ava smiled sickly at Sara and glared “Your threats may work on Confederate zombies, Quentin Turnbull's cronies, and Speedsters, but you don’t scare me. I’ve spent the last five years watching your screw-ups. I know everything about you. Now where is the member of my team that you’ve taken hostage?”

Sara almost laughed, is she being serious? “You mean Gary? This ship is probably like a vacation after having to answer to you.”
Ava was not happy, she stared at Sara and flicked out her white fighting staff. “Last chance. Come quietly and I'll even make sure you get your job back at Sink Showers & Stuff.”

Sara glowered at Ava. She twirled her fighting staffs and extended them. Then with an air of confidence said “When did a legend ever go quietly?”

Ava twirled her staff as Sara crouched and then advanced. Ava ran at Sara and their staffs collided with a crash. Both women were fighting with one goal, beat the other. At one point, Sara threw one of her staffs at Ava and then Jumped up only to come crashing down her staff hitting Ava’s.
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Zari was just minding her own business when she heard voices. She followed it and came out just behind Sara. She heard Ava threaten Sara and Sara shoot back. Then Sara pulled out her weapon and advanced on Sara.

“Gideon, do you also sense the sexual tension between these two?” Zari asked the AI.

“As a matter of fact, I do.” Came Gideons response. Zari pulled out her phone and started recording the fight.
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Ava flipped Sara around so Sara’s back was against the wall. Sara put up her staff so it was pressing against Ava’s and grabbed the handle. Ava pushed Sara’s hand against the wall and when Sara lifted her other hand to strike, Ava pinned it above her head. Now the two women were almost touching. The air between them was so tense. Sara had never noticed how good Ava’s lips looked. The seconds drifted by so slowly as Sara weighed her options. I can either hit her with my head or I could just kiss her.

As she thought about it Zari and Gideon suddenly shouted. “KISS NOW!”

The women were taken by surprise because they had not noticed Zari. Sara dropped her weapon and suddenly pulled Ava into a kiss.

Zari and Gideon erupted in cheers as the two women stayed on the wall engulfed in each other. When they finally broke apart Ava breathed “Wow…”

Sara smirked and then dragged opened a door and pulled Ava in.

Zari smiled deciding that she was now the number one shipper of Avalance.

“You got that on video, right?” Gideons voice said.

Zari smirked at herself and nodded. “Oh Sara will wish she never brought me on board.”

Notes:

Over the course of the next you weeks, the footage of the two women popped up everywhere. Even scaring the shit out of Mick when he was taking a shower. You can bet Zari and Gideon just turned their heads when Sara interrogated the team.