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It was eight fifteen when Miss Lemon finally arrived at Poirot's apartment. It was not like her to be late, and Poirot was not at all impressed.
"Ah! Mon ami Madmoiselle Lemon! C'est unacceptable!"
"Oh I am sorry Monsieur, it's just I couldn't get in! Have you seen the great blue thing outside? They've put it right in front of the entrance!"
"Hein- 'the great blue thing'? Is this another one of your 'English idioms'?"
"No! There's a blue box outside- you know- a police one! I had to come in through the back, that, and with your new neighbour, I could hardly get in! I've never seen anything like it."
"Ah, yes, the Madame Smith I believe? Pleasant creature- though a curious one- most curious indeed. Never mind all that Miss Lemon, it is time for tea."
"Well that's just it-" Miss Lemon carried on emphatically, not making tea, nor readying herself for her other duties as Poirot's secretary, "I bumped into her, what a strange woman! Dressed in such a bizarre attire! How on Earth did a woman like that manage to get into this place? I would sooner-"
"Miss Lemon, I should like to think that it is I who should be judging my neighbours, oui? It is 1938, not 1838. What she would like to wear-"
"Oh- yes- quite right Poirot, as always. I'll go and make the tea shall I?"
By nine o'clock Poirot has finished his tea, and is opening the morning post. A letter with grandly styled cursive handwriting and a wax seal atop of the pile. it was from a Professor Bridget Hart. Commissioning him for some case at the New Arts University of London.
'Dear Mr. Hercule Poirot, I am writing to you on the advice of my good friend Ariadne Oliver- who says your little grey cells should be of great use at a case I have in Camberwell. A series of thefts you understand- invaluable masterpieces entrusted in our keeping- gone. It would be easier to explain everything in person. Please come at the soonest convenience. Reward on offer for the solution to this case. All the best, Bridget Hart, Professor of Fine Art.'
"Miss Lemon?"
"Yes Poirot?"
"Can you please call me the car, I have been summoned for a meeting most important."
"Aren't you supposed to be seeing Captain Hastings today?"
"Agh! Hein. You will telephone Hastings and say that he will meet me at the New Arts University in Camberwell. Tout de suit."
"Yes Monsieur Poirot."
