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[12pm]
BakuBro: I
BakuBro: Shinsou better get in the hero course
BakuBro: I’m so fuckin g
BakuBro: MAD
BakuBro: how can they just ignore his obvious talent bc of his quirk? How can U.A. be so biased? The only reason he’s behind is because society went and fucked him over
Sticky Tape: wh o
Sticky Tape: oh purple aizawa
Sticky Tape: aizawa’s training him though right
Sticky Tape: anyway why do you care???
Light Bulb: it’s very…….. un-Bakugou like it’s making me nervous
Alien Queen sent an image!
Alien Queen sent an image!
Alien Queen sent an image!
Alien Queen: bakubro and Shinsou have been bonding
Hard boi: UM
Hard boi: *WE have been bonding
Hard boi sent an image!
Hard boi: you guys will love him he’s really cool
BakuBro: he’s a bitch
Hard boi: u brought that on yourself tho
Alien Queen: my apologies sir
Light Bulb: they only accept 20 kids in the hero course
Light Bulb: so
Light Bulb: even tho he may meet the criteria he still won’t be able to get in bc of the rules
Light Bulb: I may have only spoken to him once but like…. can the world pls give purple boy a break?
Hard boi: apparently not
Alien Queen: M*neta
BakuBro: consider it Done
Hard boi: no murder
Light Bulb: or at least cover it up well
Sticky Tape: wait this chat is evidence
Light Bulb: dun worry I know how to delete this kind of shit
BakuBro: everyone that says kami is stupid is not only wrong, but they’re also a fool
Light Bulb: o h
Light Bulb: umhk
Light Bulb: thank
Sticky Tape sent an image!
Sticky Tape: u brOKE HIM
Alien Queen: Denki deserves more love and affection
Alien Queen: @Light Bulb I AM COMINGG
Hard boi: i,,, I abandoned my boy
Hard boi: I AM HURRYINGGGGGGGGGG
BakuBro: ill be there asap
BakuBro: Sero help me deal with the Grape Fucker
Sticky Tape: does he deserve the capitalisation tho
BakuBro: shit u right
Light Bulb: hurry back
Alien Queen: we’ll keep the precious boy denki warm in ur absence
[2 hrs, and one less grape fucker later]
Sticky Tape: no murder was committed tonight but... we are finally Free
BakuBro: grape fucker is gone
Light Bulb: definitely no murder?
Sticky Tape: no
Sticky Tape: we did it the Right Way
Hard boi: I don’t wanna know but in other news denki is amazing and u still have to come and Appreciate Him
BakuBro: 5 misn
BakuBro: *mis
BakuBro: *mins
BakuBro: end me
Alien Queen: holY FuCkKKkk
Alien Queen: misn
Hard boi: misn
Light Bulb: misn
Sticky Tape: misn
BakuBro:
BakuBro: 10 mins
Light Bulb: NOOOO!!
BakuBro: u fuckers better be happy im coming at all
Alien Queen: I always knew u loved us
[9am]
Light Bulb: why are we waiting
Alien Queen: wat
Hard boi: why are we
Sticky Tape: waiting for Shinsou to be moved into the hero course before we add him to The Chat
BakuBro added Sleep Deprived to the chat!
Sleep Deprived: whomst?
Hard boi: I told you he’d fit in
Alien Queen: w e l c o m e
BakuBro: if ur friends with me ur friends with them
BakuBro: that’s how it fucking works
Sleep Deprived: ahhjhh
Sleep Deprived: thank you for having me!
Light Bulb: that’s one Cute Boy right there
Alien Queen: feelin Blessed in this chillis tonight
Alien Queen: surrounded by all these cute boys
Light Bulb: !!!!
Hard boi: !!!!
Sleep Deprived: ah
Sleep Deprived: im not actually in the course yet
Sleep Deprived: is this ok
BakuBro: shu T
BakuBro: Yes it is fucker
Hard boi changed the chat name to “Shinsou Support Squad”
Light Bulb: Valid
Sticky Tape: oh?
Sticky Tape: I see it has been Done
Sticky Tape: hey u wanna come over?
Sticky Tape: shinsssoouu
Sleep Deprived: uh h
Sleep Deprived: I don’t wanna push it with aizawa or anything
Alien Queen: im pretty sure he wouldn’t care but we won’t push you!
Sleep Deprived: thankk
BakuBro: alright its late go to bed you fucks
Hard boi: yes mother
Light Bulb: yes mother
Alien Queen: yes mother
Sticky Tape: yes mother
Sleep Deprived: yes mother
[6am]
Light Bulb: I had a dream that I got eaten by a giant bee and I don't know what to do
Alien Queen: a w HAT
Sleep Deprived: Fucked UP
Light Bulb: IT HAD T E E TH
Hard boi: I am never sleeping again
BakuBro: ???????????????
Sticky Tape: At least u didn't dream about getting swallowed by a fuckig catapillA
Sleep Deprived: @Light Bulb wins for most fucked up dream sorry fam
Sticky Tape: understandable
BakuBro: Kaminari, what the fuck
Light Bulb: ?
Light Bulb: hey im concerned too you know
Sleep Deprived sent an image!
Hard boi: holY fuCKK
Hard boi sent an image!
Sticky Tape sent an image!
Alien Queen: how can this happen
Alien Queen: why the FUCK would u want the bee movie in any form, let alone the script on a t-shirt
Sleep Deprived: I have finally found my people
Sticky Tape: im wearing it rn where u guys at
Sleep Deprived: heading to ur room now @Sticky Tape
Hard boi: commiiinngg
Light Bulb: what is happening
BakuBro: I am so fucking close to leaving this chat
Light Bulb: what have I unleashed
Hard bio sent an image!
Alien Queen: MY EYES!
Alien Queen: IT BURNS
Light Bulb: I feel this horrible picture of bee movie shirts should simultaneously be treasured and destroyed
Sleep Deprived: this is by far the greatest thing that’s happened to me
BakuBro: god im so confused
[10am]
Alien Queen changed Light Bulb’s name to Kalamari
Kalamari: is this all I am to you?
Kalamari: a fish
Hard boi: yes
Alien Queen: yes
Bakubro: yes
Sticky Tape: yes
Sleep Deprived: no
Kalamari: at least someone in this house appreciates me
[4pm]
Sticky Tape: I DREW THIS REALLY DETAILED SPIDER-MAN ON A NAPKIN THEN PASSED OUT ON THE KITCHEN BENCH W H AT
Sticky Tape sent an image!
Sticky Tape: im genuinely scared what the heck
Sticky Tape: I can only draw when I haven’t slept for like 3 dAYS
Sleep Deprived: oof
Sleep Deprived: thats a Big Mood u got there
BakuBro: why are you all so stupid what the fuch
BakuBro: *fuck
Sleep Deprived changed their name to Fuch
BakuBro: why
Fuch: why not
Alien Queen: I’M WHEEZINF
Fuch: where u at fam im coming with soft blankets and hugs @Sticky Tape
Sticky Tape: oo f I don’t deserve u
Sticky Tape: im happy not to be the only insomniac here now
Fuch sent an image!
Hard boi: im saving this Blessed Image
Kalamari: why haven't we been wrapping sero in cute cat blankets before? he's adorable @fuch what the heck where are u getting this Cat Merchandise
Fuch: if I told you I would have to kill u
Kalamari: understandable have a nice day
Kalamari: anyway there can not be a cuddle pile happening that im not involved in
Kalamari: I am coming
Hard boi: ill bring….. The Blanket
Fuch: the what
Kalamari: ThE BLANKet
Alien Queen: t h e b l a n k e t
Hard boi: I believe our newest addition has not yet experienced The Blanket
BakuBro: I don’t care if you fucks don’t want it but im making hot chocolate so you better fucking drink the fuck up
Fuch: thanks mum
Fuch: still confused tho
Fuch: ohh,,,,
Fuch: o h h
Hard boi sent an image!
Hard boi: two whole beautiful burrito boys
Alien Queen: this is what god sent us here for
Kalamari: I feel we should treasure that pic forever
BakuBro: someone better help me with these quality beverages
Alien Queen: im
Alien Queen: I can’t breathe
Kalamari: im soBBINGGGG what is happening
Kalamari changed BakuBro’s name to Quality Beverages
Alien Queen: thank u for your sacrifice fish boy
Kalamari: I lived a good life
[5pm]
Quality Beverages changed Sticky Tape's name to Serotonin
Quality Beverages: don't @ me