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LifeInsurance added Whatsupgaymers, brokeuyasu, 20Years4MinorVandalism, Costello, assnearlynumb, SponsoredbyPizzaHut, 1235, SilverStripper003, cheezits, Abbacchihoe, Mom, Trishy, EGG, HAIR, StickspainTbrushesuphisass and paintbrushes to a new chat.
LifeInsurance named the chat 'Groupchat for Morioh'
20Years4MinorVandalism changed the name to 'Try not to commit self deletus'
LifeInsurance: Jolyne, why would you betray me?
2OYears4MinorVandalism: ;;)) this name too long lemme change real quick
20Years4MinorVandalism changed their name to YeetusFeetus
YeetusFeetus: ahh perfect
assnearlynumb: so uhh whats this for Gio?
LifeInsurance: It's a chat for us all to stay in contact via.
LifeInsurance: Mista came up with it actually.
Costello: Ooh whos Mista
Whatsupgaymers: His man
LifeInsurance: Simply put.
Costello: Shit i forgot you werent the little single one anymore
Shovespaintbrushesuphisass: No but Okuyasu is about to be
Whatsupgaymers: WHAT THE FUCK? Rohan you think Im gonna leave him or something? Bitch
Shovespaintbrushesuphisass: My bad shouldve said hes going to be a widower when I find you Josuke
Whatsupgaymers: ..........Why
Shovespaintbrushesuphisass: BECAUSE OF THIS WEIRD AS FUCK USERNAME, THATS WHY
Shovespaintbrushesuphisass: I KNOW YOU SET ME TO THIS YOU POMPADOURED LITTLE CUNT
Paintbrushes: hey hey what's all the yelling for?
Paintbrushes: why am I called paintbrushes actually
Costello: Pfffffffffffffffffff
brokeuyasu: why wouldnt u be
Paintbrushes: ..........
Paintbrushes: ah. I see why.
Shovespaintbrushesuphisass: AND FYI, KIRA AND I ARE NOT A THING JOSUKE! STEP THE FUCK BACK!
YeetusFeetus: im confused why hasnt Josuke gone off at Rohan about his hair yet
HAIR: He and Okuyasu are making out.
EGG: Yukako!!
EGG: You said we weren't gonna tell them :(
HAIR: I'm sorry, sweetheart, but it's for the best.
LifeInsurance: Great, first day of the groupchat and this happens.
assnearlynumb: need any help committing cease vital functions Gio?
LifeInsurance: No, I think I'm good. Just need to watch a few Onision videos and you'll all be at my funeral come Monday.
brokeuyasu: pretty dark fr someone who literaly shines like the sun
LifeInsurance: I live for the turntable, Okuyasu :)
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Abbachihoe: What the fuck is this
Mom: A groupchat, or so it appears darling
cheezits: awwwwwwaawawawawaww
Abbachihoe: What the fuck do you want Narancia
cheezits: ok but u2 are 2 cute
cheezits: fugo get in here
SilverStripper003: Gay
cheezits: yeah me too
SilverStripper003: What
cheezits: nevermind
cheezits: anyways are they the cutest thing ever
SilverStripper003: Idk, probably. I mean, you haven't spend the night in the same room as Giorno and Mista, but go off I guess
cheezits: next time we take a roadtrip im sharing with them
SilverStripper003: They were so polite too. Gio wouldn't stop asking if I minded they were.....doing things, and he tried to keep shit extra quiet. They went in the bathroom at one point actually.
Abbachihoe: And you didn't get any pictures?!
Mom: Yes! You should have >:(
SilverStripper003: Ew wtf! Why would you want pictures?
Mom: So I can see my favourite son growing up :(
Abbachihoe: Blackmail, obviously.
SilverStripper003: Right then...
cheezits: hey is it just us here
assnearlynumb: lmao no
cheezits: who the fuck r u!!
assnearlynumb: its me, Johnny, couldnt you tell?
Abbachihoe: Johnny Johnny
assnearlynumb: .....yes papa
cheezits: fucking gyro
assnearlynumb: nO PAPA
SilverStripper003: Telling lies?
assnearlynumb: no papa!!!
Abbachihoe: Open your mouth
assnearlynumb: *devilspawn screech*
Abbachihoe: ....Christo
assnearlynumb: srly why do people want me to date him
assnearlynumb: were too good friends to do that
cheezits: you just wont admit your in love
Mom: You can't speak, Narancia.
cheezits: MOOOOM SHUTT UPPPP
cheezits: NOT. HERE .
SilverStripper003: Psst, Abbachio, have any idea what they're talking about?
Abbachihoe: Not a clue