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(October 9th, 2016, 11:47 pm)
TS sent a picture, the picture is of Peter who fell asleep on a work table in the lab, his curls have been recently brushed back out of his face and there was a slightly old looking blanket resting on the boys back.
TS: I think your kid might have to stay the night...
MP: I knew he wasn’t getting enough sleep! It’s fine with me as long as you don’t keep him in a room where there’s an explosion waiting to happen...
TS: will do. Does he normally sleep in weird positions?
MP: a couple days ago he fell asleep upside down on the ceiling... hold on, I have a pic
MP sent a picture
TS: Holy shit. You have a weird kid.
MP: goodnight tony...
(October 27th, 2016, 8:36 pm)
Tony: Peter’s going to give my a heart attack one day...
May: What’d he do this time
Tony: he got into a fight to break up a illegal dog fighting ring
May: he would do that even if he didn’t have powers. Is he okay?
Tony: yeah, his suit called me when he started taking on ten guys at once.
Tony: He wants to keep on of the pitbulls
Tony: May help, he’s doing a weird face
May: he activated puppy eyes didn’t he.
Tony: well I have a dog now I guess
Tony: Peter says her name is Tessa
Tony sent a picture of Peter in his Spider-Man suit without the mask, smiling as he was hugging a slightly malnourished looking gray dog.
May: You’re such a pushover
May: that is pretty fucking adorable though
(December 21st, 2016, 3:29 pm)
Spider-Aunt: A little bird told me that someone is spending Christmas alone...
IronDad: Peppers family doesn’t like me but it’s fine. I don’t like Christmas all that much anyway.
Spider-Aunt: you’re coming to our place and that’s final. Pete already has a present for you.
IronDad: he knows I can buy everything I want right?
Spider-Aunt: not everything. It’ll be better than being alone.
IronDad: thanks for the offer... I’ll see if it’ll work out
Spider-Aunt: I’ll even let you bring one of your robots
IronDad: Ok you got be there.
Spider-Aunt: pls don’t bring the one that will trash my house
IronDad: I guess I’m not bringing any robots…
(December 25th, 2016, 10:50 pm)
Spider-Mom sent a picture of Peter and Tony wearing matching Iron Man themed sweaters, smiling in front of a christmas tree with a pitbull puppy sleeping on Peter’s lap. Everyone in the photo is fast asleep.
Spider-Mom: When you boys wake up, I’ll be at work. I’ll tell you if anyone tried to stick their new Christmas presents up their butt.
(December 26th, 2016, 9:25 am)
Spider-Mom: Wii remote up the bum. I fucking knew it.