Archive of Our Own

Fish and Visitors
by Aadler
Copyright July 2006

Disclaimer: Characters from Buffy the Vampire Slayer are property of Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, Kuzui Enterprises, Sandollar Television, and the WB.

Some things never changed.

“Hmm, we have this vicious, century-old killer. Toothless now (theoretically), courtesy of the same people who put O-rings on the Challenger. Ooh, get Xander to keep him. Xander has no life.”

Yep. You could always count on your friends.

So, sure, Spike had info on the Hellmouth GI Joes. Thaat made one reason not to use him to beta-test a new DustBuster. Another night spent listening to “Ninety-nine baggies of blood in the fridge,” though, and Bad Things could happen.

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Could you really starve a vampire into a living skeleton?

Worth a try.

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