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Phichit Chulanot invited Yuuri Katsuki to join closed group subtle asian traits
Phichit Chulanot, Yuuri Katsuki (2)
Yuuri
Lmao what is this group
Phichit
?
OH
yes! ur talking abt subtle asian traits right?
meme group for asian ppl
Yuuri
I mean yeah I got that much lmao
But like holy shit there are so many people in it
Phichit
yeah i think it was started by asian australians
and now its spreading to north america and Beyond
i got added a bit ago
so im adding you and hong hong to spread the love
just in time for midterms
:))
the best us+stem fam (3)
Guang Hong
omg phichit what is this group you added me to
its hilarious
i love it
so many mando memes!
and theyre written in PINYIN so i can actually read them!!!
Leo
What is this group yall are talking about
Phichit u didnt add me to a group :(
Is this favoritism??
Im so disappointed in your parenting abilities dad
Guang Hong
o shit
Phichit
its subtle asian traits
Guang Hong
its just a fb group where ppl post memes abt being asian
Leo
Ohhhhh yeah Im already in that lmao
Guang Hong is typing
Guang Hong
tf
Leo
My friend otabek added me like weeks ago
Guang Hong
but ur not even asian
Phichit
lmao yeah leo was the one who added me
so i wasnt ignoring him by only adding you
i love both of my sons equally :’)
except i might love leo a bit more bc he introduced me to the joy that is subtle asian traits
Guang Hong
>:(
Guang Hong
wait
leo u added phichit but not me??????
i thought we were brothers
what the hell
Phichit, Yuuri, Guang Hong, Leo (3)
Phichit Chulanot created the group
Phichit named the group subtle asian traits squad
Phichit
:0
Phichit named the group subtle asian squad
Guang Hong
owO whats this
Phichit removed Guang Hong Ji from the group
Leo
Wow
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Yuuri
Phichit
Why did you add me to this group
I have an exam on Tuesday, a grading session for orgo 2 Tuesday night, an exam Wednesday, a paper due Thursday, and a cs project due Sunday but I haven’t prepped for any of them
I’ve just been sitting at my desk scrolling through subtle asian traits for two and a half hours
I need help
Phichit
:^)
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Phichit Chulanot added Guang Hong Ji to the group
Michelle Alyssa Tran ▷ subtle asian dating
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ thank you technology of 2k18? Future soulmate wya..
edit: you’re in luck folks, a subtle asian dating FB group has come into existence!!! it was only time
https://www.facebook.com/groups/725870897781323/
[galaxy brain meme]
[level 1: noticing every asian friend from college is in this group]
[level 2: noticing every asian from your hs and hometown is in this group]
[level 3: noticing every single boy you’ve dated is in this group]
[level 4: realizing that you future husband/wife may be in this group]
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Phichit Chulanot
Yuuri Katsuki we should join this ;)
Yuuri Katsuki Phichit Chulanot hell no
Guang Hong Ji Phichit Chulanot wait me too!!
Phichit Chulanot Phichit Chulanot Guang Hong Ji no ur still a baby >:(
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Guang Hong
ummmmm @Phichit @Yuuri @Leo exCuSE yOu????
pls explain how it is that i just joined subtle asian dating
and ALL THREE of you are already members???
and didnt tell me??
i feel so betrayed :’(
Phichit
hong hong its 3 am go to bed
Guang Hong
shut up ur not my real dad
Leo
look chill phichit joined first, yuuri and i saw when we were studying together and we thought it was surprisingly amusing so we joined too
also phichits right u should go to sleep its late
Guang Hong
i still think u shouldve told me >:(
and shut up leo ur only one year older than me tf
Yuuri
Guang Hong go to sleep
Guang Hong
oki
Phichit
wait wtf why do u listen to him but not me??
yuuris not even in this mentoring program
Guang Hong Ji and 193 others have commented on Phichit Chulanot ’s post with Yuuri Katsuki in subtle asian dating
Phichit Chulanot ▷ subtle asian dating
🚨🚨🚨A T T E N T I O N🚨🚨🚨
calling all ABGs and w h o l e s o m e f u c c b o i s- stop 🚫 reading now this 👏 boi 👏 ain’t 👏 for 👏 you 🙅♂️
this cuffing szn i present to you the amazing wonderful wholesome sexy Yuuri Katsuki!!!
stats:
- bi so ladies 🙋♀️ and fellas 🙋♂️ should BOTH slide if you think you can get it 😏
- 22 (so pls no one under 20 or over 28 thanks)
- detroit-area for school 📚 but from 🇯🇵 (and maybe in boston soon 👀)
- 5’8 (so pretty much 6’ in heels.. but that only happens when he’s drunk 😳)
- best way to contact: fb or instagram dms (@k-yuuri)
- best way into his heart: buy 👏 him 👏 some 👏 katsudon 👏
pros:
- premed 👨⚕️ so got that future job 💸 security 🔒
- 4.0 so you know he’s got those B R A I N S 🤓💡
- a REAL dancer 🕺🏻 so you know he’s got that stamina and flexibility (check out his moves at @yuuri-on-dance, if you’re lucky you’ll get to see him pole dance when he’s drunk. if you’re REALLY lucky you’ll get a lap dance from him when he’s drunk 😘)
- has the cutest doggo 🐶 (venmo @phichit+chu for pics and a name- quality of info commensurate with quality of donation, guaranteed conversation-starter trust me)
- sweeter 🍬 than taro boba- combined with his brains your parents will love him more than you
- multicultural and triilingual 🇯🇵🇺🇸🇹🇭 (and good with his tongue in more ways than one 😈👅)
- family runs a hot springs inn in japan so if he brings you home you’re set 👌
- helped out a lot at his family’s inn so good work ethic ✔ not afraid of doing housework 🏠 and a hella good cook 🍳
- a barista at a REAL artisanal hipster coffee shop ☕ and can get you discounts and draw pretty latte art
- loves cuddles and an a+ cuddle buddy (yes im speaking from experience.. no you don’t have do worry about anything)
- no glo but super lightweight- save $$ on alcohol and you don’t have to deal with your bf looking like a tomato 🍅!! wow!
cons:
- premed so hella $tudent loans and also might not have time for you for the foreseeable future 😥
- not into raves so if that’s your scene sucks to suck
- doesn’t play league
- hella low self-esteem for some reason so you’re gonna have to hype him up a lot
- re:self esteem might try to refuse the katsudon and boba you offer him (angry react 😡 if you agree that he needs to chill abt his weight trying to prove a point thanks)
- REALLY lightweight 🤢- like a single glass of champagne 🍾 will get him so.. exercise caution ⚠️
for real though, yuuri is the sweetest person i’ve ever met and if you hurt him i will cut you 🔪
(also plug 🔌 for myself: i took ALL the pics of yuuri posted before and if you’re in the area i freelance too so follow my ig @phichit+chu subscribe to my youtube channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5OwlwvsVmf_lXHguB6OYFw bc that’s right i vlog and i actually have subscribers who ALSO love yuuri and i will unleash all 291k of them on you as well if i find out you hurt my boy) - with Yuuri Katsuki
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Guang Hong Ji
omg its Yuuri!! can confirm 10/10 kindest most helpful friendliest person ive ever met!!
Phichit Chulanot Guang Hong Ji excuse u?????? i thought i was ur mentor/father????
Emily Lin
Olivia Li Tyler Chiang You both have a chance ;)
Kyle Huynh
Alex Tran he wears heels 👀
Jason Kang
Sarah Nakamoto Katsudon and an onsen? Seems like ur type of guy
Phichit Chulanot, Yuuri Katsuki (2)
Yuuri
Hey Phichit
Quick question
What
The
Fuck
Phichit
omg u saw??
ur so popular! over 200 reactions last i checked wow!
Yuuri
>:(
Phichit
has anyone tried to shoot their shot yet?
Phichit
yuuri?
hello???
yuuri??????
Phichit
are u igNorInG me??????
smh ur gonna thank me for this some day
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Viktor Nikiforov seems like your kind of man 💦
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Viktor Nikiforov paid Phichit Chulanot -$200.00
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doggo! pls!
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Phichit
yo did u accidentally type in too many zeros when u venmoed me??
Viktor
phichit! hello!
You can now call each other and see information like Active Status and when you’ve read messages.
Viktor
and nope! i believe i sent the right amount :)
Phichit
u know u sent $200 right?
Viktor
yup sounds right!
i just really love dogs!
and your friend is very cute!
Phichit
huh
okay
well his name is vicchan
(the dog)
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Yuuri
Hey Phichit has anyone like actually venmoed you
Like because of the post
Phichit
ofc!
Yuuri
For real??
Don’t lie to me
Phichit
no i swear
ive made like over $200
Yuuri
What
Phichit
fr!
dont worry ill send you a cut of it
id send u screenshots as proof but i dont wanna expose anyone :/
wbu?
has anyone slid ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Yuuri
I mean I got like 30 new follower requests on insta
A couple messages on fb
I haven’t opened most of them them
Phichit
:0 why not?
Yuuri
Some were dick pics
Idk I just didn’t want to take the chance any more
Phichit
o valid
gimme some names of ppl ur interested in and ill vet them for u!
Yuuri
Uhhhh
Phichit
look, im just trying to make sure u dont miss out on the love of your life just bc some assholes decided to traumatize you from opening messages from strangers
Yuuri
Lmao I doubt that’ll happen
But okay
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Yuuri
Phichittttttt
Ohhhh myyyyy goddddddd
Phichit
lmao whats up
Yuuri
This dude who followed me
And messaged me
I’m looking through his insta rn
And he’s like actually a god
Phichit
omg who??
Yuuri
His name’s Viktor
I think he’s also in Detroit
I recognize some of the streets in his pictures
Phichit
ooh whats his handle?
Yuuri
V-nikiforov
Phichit is typing
Phichit
yeah that looks like detroit to me!
u should hit him up!
Yuuri
Uh no thanks I’d rather die
I think I’ll just admire from afar
Ooh I found his Facebook!
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Phichit Chulanot, Viktor Nikiforov (2)
Viktor
phichittttttt
it’s been days
i followed both of yuuri’s accounts and liked all of his dancing videos and watched all over them five times because they’re so amazing and messaged him on facebook but he hasn’t approved my follower request on his personal account or responded to my message
did i do something wrong does he hate me should i give up
because i really don’t want to i really like yuuri he’s so cute i love his lil glasses and how soft he looks in his sweaters but also he looks so good in contacts and black leggings and wow his dancing like who taught him how to move his body like that he’s so beautiful
Phichit
oh my god
lmao dont worry
Phichit Chulanot sent an image
Yuuri Katsuki
Yuuri
Oh my god he does live in Detroit
He’s 26
Is he a model or something??
He’s literally so beautiful wtf
I think his hair’s just naturally that color? How like which god blessed his genes
For real though how does a human just look like that
HIS DOG OH MY GOD I LOVE IT IT LOOKS JUST LIKE VICCHAN BUT BIGGER AHHHHH
Phichit I think I’m in love
You
oh my god just message him
accept his goddamn follow request
he literally shot his shot its ur turn now buddy
and you even know he’s interested so what are you waiting for??
Yuuri
No he’s too perfect
What does he even see in me
Like I’m nothing special
I’m just another sad broke college student
While he has his whole life together
He’s probably making what, 6, 7 figures at McKinsey??
He’s way out of my league
I bet he only messaged me as a bet, there’s no way he’s actually interested
You
..sure
Viktor
oh
Phichit
mmhm yeah oh is right
there’s a lot to unpack there
but anyways i have a plan to get yall to actually interact even though yuuri is an insecure dumbass
you in?
Phichit Chulanot, Yuuri Katsuki (2)
Phichit
yo yuuri you’re done for now until finals right
Yuuri
Yeah, I’m done with all my problem sets and mini projects
It’s just the exams and my final cs project now
Why what’s up?
Phichit
im getting sick of cooking or ordering takeout
wanna grab dinner together sometime? like real dinner. before things get super stressful
Yuuri
Ooh yeah that sounds good! Where are you thinking?
Phichit
maybe haruki? u havent had katsudon in a while :’)
Yuuri
Yeah I’m down!
When works for you?
Phichit
wanna do friday night?
i have smthng right before tho so i’ll meet u there
Yuuri
Yeah that’s fine
Ahhhh wow it’s been so long since we’ve eaten out
This is gonna be great :)
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Phichit
ok so the plan is haruki at 7 on friday, i’m supposed to meet him there so u should be all good
u got the address?
Viktor
yup!
thank you so much for setting this up phichit!!
i really owe you
Phichit
look, anything to make my boy happy
but fr
you hurt him
i will cut u
(:
Phichit Chulanot, Yuuri Katsuki (2)
Yuuri
Ahh sorry I’m running late, I walked like two blocks before realizing I forgot my wallet
Phichit
no worries ur good
i already got a table
i used ur name tho bc the hostess likes you lmao
Yuuri
Ahh okay, see you soon!
Yuuri
Uhh Phichit
Where are you
I think there’s someone else sitting at our table
Did you invite a friend?
Yuuri
PHICHIT WHAT THE FUCK
Phichit
:)
Yuuri
IT’S NOT YOU
VIJKTPOR
Phichit
thank me later ;)
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Yuuri
Jesus Christ
Phichit
i hope ur not texting at the table, thats rude :(
Yuuri
He’s in the bathroom
What the fuck Phichit
Why is Viktor Nikiforov here
Phichit
look u like him, he likes u, but u werent gonna pull ur head out of ur ass so i had to intervene!
Yuuri
I swear to god I’m never speaking to you again
Phichit
just give it a chance
i’ll bet a month’s worth of daily boba itll be worth it
Yuuri
You know I can’t drink boba every day for a month
I’ll get fat
Phichit
okay first of all theres nothing wrong with gaining weight, even ur dance followers still love the videos u post when u say you feel like a whale
but also you get my point
Yuuri
God I should just leave
Phichit
NONONO stay
pls
think of all the effort i spent organizing this
what’s the worst that can happen?
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Viktor
phichit i don’t know if this is right
he looked so scared when he saw me
Phichit
youre in the bathroom right now arent u
Viktor Nikiforov is typing
Phichit
look, u saw the screenshots i sent u
yuuri rlly likes you! and u rlly like him!
he’s just shy
he’ll warm up to you
trust me
Phichit Chulanot ▷ subtle asian dating
Set up a date for my best pal Yuuri Katsuki (you may recall my post for him :eyes:) he didn’t know about! Took me about 4 days of anticipation and hard work, and it finally paid off. I can’t believe it actually came together. I’m honestly so proud to be the lever for these two random strangers who met on this page to find love. Subtle asian dating has brought me so much joy and entertainment and I can’t wait to see what the future has in store!! - with Yuuri Katsuki and Viktor Nikiforov eating dinner at Haruki
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Guang Hong Ji
Phichit Chulanot why didnt u tell me you were doing this?? i wanted live updates >:(
Phichit Chulanot Guang Hong Ji its 5 am u shouldnt be up this late
Guang Hong Ji ur not my real dad
Yuuri Katsuki Guang Hong Ji go to bed
Guang Hong Ji kk gn everyone~
Sarah Baek
Esther Yoon omg this is so wholesome!
Kyle Huynh
Alex Tran smh shouldve shot ur shot
Alex Tran Kyle Huynh lmao i did, he never opened my message :(
Viktor Nikiforov
thank you Phichit Chulanot <3