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Park Jimin, BTS’s main dancer, recently turned twenty three years old, is currently drooling and laughing over his band mate Jeon Jeongguk’s shoulders, not because he has that particular habit nor is he drunk or anything else but the fact that this particular year on his birthday he woke up as nothing more than a baby –maybe a year old thinks Jeongguk.
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The day started well, October 13th, Jeongguk had planned give Jimin his birthday present after waking up next to him and maybe/possibly have some awesome birthday sex but instead of Jeongguk waking up to Jimin curled up next to him he woke up with a baby swimming in his boyfriend’s pajama top giggling while seated on his chest playing with his face.
It’s not necessary to point out how much Jeon Jeongguk freaked out for the next two hours.
And after comprehend that his boyfriend was nowhere but in his arms, peeing on him because he had no diaper on and refused to be let down, Jeongguk finally goes to make them breakfast wondering if perhaps in the 7/11 two blocks away are selling diapers.
(He ends up calling Seokjin, who was going to arrive that day early from his hometown to please bring diapers and all the baby shit he could because it’s an emergency –the older only took him serious when Jeongguk started to cry for real when Jimin started to cry as well while he cleaned him on the sink).
It takes Seokjin less than 15 minutes to understand the whole situation (despite Jeongguk’s stutters) and to baby Jimin to claim he only wants to be carried by Jeongguk –also this day marks the day that Jeon Jeongguk learns how to properly put a diaper.
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“Maybe is one of those things that last a day?” Seokjin comments while making sure the baby formula has the right temperature to be given to Jimin –according to the blog he set on Jeongguk’s laptop of how to take care of a baby.
“I just want for Taehyung to be here soon!” Jeongguk says, baby Jimin’s tiny hands taking a hold on his silver chain. “He has younger siblings”
“Mm, yeah maybe Chimchim accepts him since they’re like super best friends” he hands the bottle to Jeongguk whom takes it trying to gather Jimin in a more comfortable position in his arms, Jimin eyes the bottle with curiosity.
“C’mon this is what babies eat. Eat.”
“Jeongguk!”
Jeongguk ignores him bringing the bottle close to Jimin’s face. The baby hesitates but opens his mouth and soon enough he relaxes, little eyes going from Seokjin to Jeongguk while sucking the milk.
“Good”
And that’s the picture Namjoon and Hoseok find when they arrive –Jeongguk feeding a small baby in their living room.
Namjoon takes the news calmly; on his part Hoseok goes from shocked, to scared, to melted at how adorable Jimin is.
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Kim Taehyung is anything but calm, he doesn’t freak out like Jeongguk or Hoseok at the beginning though, he is instantly more in the realm of ‘excited’ which is not funny –Jeongguk tells him as much while Jimin lets himself being carried by his friend and is more than happy to finally play with someone since Jeonggukie is a little boring –in Jeongguk’s defense; his older boyfriend turned into a baby overnight.
Yoongi arrives after midday –unlike the rest, he doesn’t give a shit about Jimin being a baby now but to be finally able to catch some sleep in his silent bedroom because his house was a madhouse with all his family being too happy– he says he’ll catch up later while closing the door on Jeongguk’s face.
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Maybe it’s one of those things that last a day –Seokjin had said like if these kinds of things happen on the regular.
But here are they, October 14th, and Jimin is still pretty much a cute chubby little baby with rosy cheeks and tiny hands. So adorable is almost unreal for all of them.
“When he gets back to normal, I’m never going to let him live this down” Taehyung says while caressing his little feet while Jeongguk gives him his breakfast bottle. “Like, it’s not going to be an exaggeration when I’ll tell him ‘I raise you better than this’ or ‘I changed your diapers ungrateful brat’”
“I” Jeongguk makes emphasis, “I change his diapers” Dear Lord.
Taehyung pouts, “But that just because he doesn’t let any of us” he looks down at Jimin, “You little brat” Jimin pulls away from the bottle and burps making them laugh.
Their schedule is, thanks to the heavens, clear for another week, a well-deserved rest.
“He needs to get back to normal” Jeongguk mumbles a while later, rooking Jimin in his arms for a nap.
Yoongi is lying down on the couch, stretching like a cat and yawning, Taehyung went for a shower. “Maybe tomorrow?” he shrugs. “It can’t be a forever thing” he licks his lips, “He’ll grow up anyway”
Jeongguk sighs. “How helpful, hyung”
“Don’t worry too much” he gets on his feet. “I’ll get us takeout”
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“Jeongguk…”
Jeongguk groans, eyes still closed.
“Jeonggukie”
He stirs once more.
“Jeongguk!”
And finally his brain registers the voice of his boyfriend whining his name.
His boyfriend.
He opens his eyes immediately to meet Jimin’s.
“Fuck!”
“…What?”
“Jimin!” he sits up taking in his boyfriend’s 23 year’s old body covered in only a blanket.
“Why are you screaming? And why I’m naked? And…” he looks at all the pillows around the bed.
“Fuck! Fuck!” Jeongguk hugs him as tight as he can. Jimin whines, still asking what’s going on. “Just…don’t do that again, okay?”
“Do what?”
Jeongguk can’t but laugh.
“Jeongguk!”
“How about I’ll tell you about it at breakfast”
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They get over the incident –though Taehyung is true to his promise of remind Jimin every chance he gets.
They get wary when their birthdays approach (as far as to keep the left over diapers saved just in case) but nothing on the likes happens again….
Until October 13th of the following year.
Jimin wakes up with his head resting on his boyfriend’s chest, Jeongguk already awake checking some things on his phone.
“Hey babe!”
“Morning Gguk!”
“…Think I heard Taehyung around. Wanna get some breakfast”
“Let me stretch first”
They bump into Seokjin on the hallway and the three go to the kitchen where indeed Taehyung is eating some bread with nuttela. The bag is almost ripped and the chocolate is all over a plate with a spoon.
“Hi!” he waves at them while finally opening the juice bottle to pour some in a glass, he fulfill the task with just half the table covered in orange juice because his arms are not that strong because he’s small.
“Hyung!” he pouts at Seokjin.
They know is Taehyung because that face can only be his.
Jeongguk finally crackles laughing. “He’s like what? Four?”
“I’m 5! I’m 5!”
“Damn…” Seokjin mumbles.
“Do you think it is like a curse?” Jimin wonders.
Taehyung gets off the chair he was standing in running and hugging Seokjin legs, he’s wearing only his pajama top like a gown. “Hyung!”
“I–”
“Good luck!” Jeongguk pats him on the shoulder hard.
“Up! Up!” Taehyung asks.
“He’s a cutie!” Jimin smiles then he smiles some more. “And it’s payback time.”
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