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the rev set
turts, labaguette, disney man, macandme, jemmy
labaguette: mes amis
turts: ye
labaguette: it has come to my attention that i am v gAy
disney man: we already knew this laf
disney man: where is the update
macandme: as your cousin i can confirm that we already knew this fact
labaguette: but you see
labaguette: there is this boy i saw in class today
labaguette: and he was so unfAirly adorable
labaguette: like wHAt
labaguette: who gave him the right
turts: gay distress™
macandme: lol
jemmy: eVERYONE SHUT UP
jemmy: this is more important than your liVEs
labaguette: *offended french scoff*
jemmy: it seems that we have FINALLY found some who can shut thomas the HELL up
disney man: ooooooo
turts: do tell
macandme: jemmY i thought we were frieNDS
jemmy: this little boy comes up to thomas
jemmy: and he’s like shorter than me
jemmy: and just start rIppinG into him
disney man: gET fuckEd jefFERson
turts: james tell me you have a video
jemmy: who do you think i am?
macandme: jemmy don’t you fucking dare
jemmy: jesuscHristhimself.mov
disney man: oh my goD
turts: i am wheeZIng
disney man: i am on the floORRR
macandme: JEMMY I TRISTED YOU
labaguette: oh my GOD
labaguette: it is hiM
labaguette: the pretty one from englisH
jemmy: i got his number his name is alexander hamilton
jemmy: i talked to him after he murdered thomas
labaguette: aHHHHHH
turts: i need to meet this legenf
disney man: legenf
macandme: legenf
jemmy: legenf
labaguette: legenf
turts: sHUt
labaguette: i crave the juice of the coffee bean does anyone want to come with me
turts: ew
turts: dont say it like that
turts: but i canttt :(
disney man: i can :))))))
macandme: i cant i goot finish this paper for wash
jemmy: goot
jemmy: but also i cant come eitherrr
labaguette: LETS GO HERC
labaguette: to THE BEAN JUICE
turts: dont call it tHAT
the schuylers + maria + alex
elesbian, angelikick your ass, pleggy, mareyea, smol-spitfire
pleggy: gather round everyone
mareyea: we’re texting peggy
pleggy: shut up maria
pleggy: we have sopmeone to honour toDAy
elesbian: oh god
pleggy: our very own alex hamilton handed THE thOmas jeffeRson his fucking aSS
angelikick your ass: yesssssss
elesbian: kiCk some pretenTious buTT
mareyea: hell yeAH
smol-spitfire: FUCK YEAH I DID
pleggy: it was fucing hilarious because alex was just FUCKING GOIBG AT HIM
pleggy: AND THIS GUY LOOKED LIKE A FUCKING FISH
pleggy: JUST OPENING AND CLOSING HIS MOUTH WITH NO WORDS COMING OUT
angelikick your ass: asjhkleduoadfibweoiushv
angelikick your ass: DYING
elesbian: PROUD MPOTHER CAN BE FOUND HERE
pleggy: mpother
angelikick your ass: mpother
smol-spitfire: mpother
mareyea: mpother
elesbian changed their screename to mpother
mpother: i embrace my typos unlike you FOOOLs
smol-spitfire: anyways after the whole thing JAMES FUCKING MADISON COMES UP TO ME
mareyea: OH SHIT
smol-spitfire: and he’s like dying and just goes
smol-spitfire: “thaty was fucking great”
smol-spitfire: and im just like
smol-spitfire: “uhhhh”
smol-spitfire: cuz hes a fucking LEGEND
smol-spitfire: and REALLY FUCKING HOT TOO
smol-spitfire: AND THEN WE INTRONDICRE OURSELVES AND EXCHANGE NUMBERS
smol-spitfire: lkshdfruohqfbsdjcohp
angelikick your ass: holy shit you typed all of thst in like three seconds
angelikick your ass: but like
angelikick your ass: aksjfhowhfwjbroqb
mpother: YESSSS
pleggy: get SOME ALEX
smol-spitfire: apefrwoirnjf
smol-spitfire: peggy NO
pleggy: peggy YES
angelikick your ass: on the other hand
angelikick your ass: are any of you free to go get some coffee
smol-spitfire: ALWAYS
smol-spitfire: I AM A SLUT FOR CAFFEINE
smol-spitfire changed their screename to caffeineSLUT
pleggy: ahhhh
pleggy: your tru foRM
pleggy: but i cant come :(
pleggy: paper due tomorrow :(((((
mpother: maria and i cant come either
mpother: we have facials that were already scheduled
angelikick your ass: i guess its just me and you then alex
caffeineSLUT: lets go get my WILL TO LIVE
the rev set
turts, labaguette, disney man, macandme, jemmy
labaguette: AHHHHH
labaguette: GAY PANIC
labaguette: pRETY ALEX IS HERE ATT THE COFFEE SHOP
disney man: laf almost started fucking SCREAMING when we walked in and saw him there
disney man: alsO he is so SMALL
disney man: like i dont think that i understood before btu WOW
turts: go talk to HIM LAF
labaguette: but he’s with a girl what if hes striaght
labaguette: *cries in french*
jemmy: even if he is straight you can still be friendssss
jemmy: besides
jemmy: no man that short is heterosexual
disney man: he goung to do IT
disney man: OH MY GOD
disney man: he almost just PUNCHED LAF IN THE FUCKNG FAC
disney man: LIKE HE WAS SO READY
turts: I AM WHEEZING
turts: I AM DECEASED
disney man: laf: curses in french
disney man: alex: youre not jeffershit
jemmy: JEFFERSHIT
disney man: laf: i am *stupidly long french name i’m not going to write*
disney man: alex: jesus fuck thats a long name. im alexander hamilton. sorry about almost decking you. i thought you were someone else.
disney man: laf: it’ s okay. he’s my cousin.
disney man: AND SCENE
disney man: because i cant be bothered to type more out
macandme: WOW
turts: LAF IF YOU DONT DATE HIM I WILLL
disney man: confirmed. laf is currently eyefucking hamilton and his lady friend knows eXActly what is going on.
disney man: she is NOT happY
disney: oh shit. the girl is defINTELUY ANGELICA SCHUYLER
macandme: o FUKC man
turts: SHIT GET OUT OF THERE SHE WILL FUCK YOU UP
disney man: alex just went to order and angelica is talking to laf
disney man: this is the end for our dear lafayette. press f to pay respects
disney man: f
turts: f
jemmy: f
macandme: f
labaguette: fuck you hercules
labaguette: you couldve wanrned ME
labaguette: she literally just whispered in my ear
labaguette: “i see you eyefucking him. dont you fucking dare touch him without asking.”
labaguette: like FUCK MAN
labaguette: i didnt even realize i was doing it
labaguette: ENCULER
macandme: i once had my ass whipped by angelica schuyler
macandme: its not fun i feellll fpr youuuu
labaguette: but also hEs even cUTER in perSOn
labaguette: he’s likE A liOn
labaguette: and hes younger too hes like seventeen and he’s already a JUNIOR LIKE US
labaguette: hes so smart and passionate
labaguette: AHHHHHHH
turts: youll get through this laf
turts: you just got to be friends with him first
jemmy: yeah he’s liek really smart on like full-ride or something
macandme: wow
jemmy: i think he’s like double majoring too
disney man: that expliains the coffee he bought
disney man: he bought like a huge ass coffee wuth liek eight shots of expreSSO
disney man: EIGHT
jemmy: his little body cant handle thAT
jemmy: truST me
jemmy: once before an exam i pulled an all nighter and i drank a coffee eith six SHOTS
jemmy: i was fyuckng huppoed up on that shit for like WEEKS
macandme: it wa HORRIBLE
macandme: he wouldnt stop talking about liek parrots or whatever weird shit he was stuffing in to his brain
labaguette: he’s drinkoign it and is like bouncing it SO CUTE
labaguette: auhdibfjvawiuos
turts: dont worry laf
disney man: update: laf is out of commision because alex gave both of us his number
disney man: update: laf is now scared for his life becasue angelica gave us her number as weel