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Yoon-hyung [Go-Stop playing card emoji]
[ 31 December 2019 ]
Hey. You still at jin-hyung's?
namjoon, 5:08 PM
yup. currently laying starfished in the middle of a truly massive bed, naked and awaiting his return from a last-minute meeting
why, what's up?
yoongi, 5:11 PM
Okay first of all: I really didn't need to know all of that
Second...I have a problem
namjoon, 5:12 PM
??
yoongi, 5:12 PM
The problem is…...hoseok :\
namjoon, 5:14 PM
ahh has he been getting on your case about the shoe rack too? because yeah, i feel you lol
yoongi, 5:14 PM
and i understand that it's annoying, joon. trust me. but we both know how seok gets when he's stressed - and we both know he has a lot to be stressed about right now
like, i'm sure you haven't forgotten what it was like the first time you got to produce for another artist. it's a fuckton of pressure [raised fist emoji] [solemn emoji] lmao i remember it maybe too well
yoongi, 5:15 PM
so we just gotta be here for him, and just. humor him for a bit longer
and soon he'll be back to throwing his shoes around same as us haha
yoongi, 5:16 PM
Uh okay. That wasn't what I meant though? Lol I don't really care about the shoe rack, hyung. Not as much as either of you anyway
And T B H I'm more offended that you apparently think I'm not already here for him? I'm hobi's biggest hype man, fuck you :(
namjoon, 5:17 PM
lol damn. my bad, joon. didn't mean to offend or anything
yoongi, 5:18 PM
:(
namjoon, 5:18 PM
but if not that, then what's up? you and seok are usually pretty good about talking out your issues
yoongi, 5:18 PM
Not this one
namjoon, 5:19 PM
I
Hyung...I think I like hoseok
Like. Romantically
As in I could possibly love him
Shit
namjoon, 5:20 PM
Maybe I already do?
Idkkkk :\
namjoon, 5:21 PM
and this is a problem because..?
yoongi, 5:21 PM
I mean, do you want a list? Because I typed one up on my phone
namjoon, 5:22 PM
of course you did
yoongi, 5:22 PM
Though the most obvious problem is the fact that he doesn't like me back. Which uh
Really fucking sucks rofl
namjoon, 5:22 PM
Hyung? You still there?
namjoon, 5:24 PM
wait. you were done? that's..it??
you're serious
yoongi, 5:25 PM
Yes? I know we're texting, but idk if I appreciate your tone hyung :(
namjoon, 5:25 PM
oh my gOD [person getting head massage emoji] you know, for such a nerd you really are totally clueless about the simplest fuckin things
yoongi, 5:26 PM
Aaand there it is
namjoon, 5:27 PM
he likes you BACK, dumbass
yoongi, 5:27 PM
Uhhh. He doesn't?
namjoon, 5:27 PM
are you doubting me? after we just established that you don't know what you're talking about??
you really need to learn to respect your elders, kid. i've obviously been too soft on you
yoongi, 5:28 PM
You've also obviously been hanging around seokjin-hyung too much
namjoon, 5:29 PM
uh, yeah. because we're Dating now
because we got our Heads out of Asses and made that Happen, finally
yoongi, 5:31 PM
your turn, joon-ah. time to step up
yoongi, 5:32 PM
But
...how can you be so sure that seok likes me back?
namjoon, 5:33 PM
okay, look. i was honestly kinda hoping you two would resolve this thing on your own, but it really has gone on long enough
yoongi, 5:33 PM
There's that tone again.......
namjoon, 5:33 PM
have you checked our shared cloud storage recently? the one we set up back when we were still working out of the bangtan room
you never mentioned anything, so i'm guessing not
yoongi, 5:34 PM
Yeah, no lol. I remember the account but I haven't had to use it in a while, you know? Since we usually just share files among ourselves over imessage these days
namjoon, 5:34 PM
or chuck a flash drive at someone's head as we're passing each other in the hallway
yoongi, 5:35 PM
Haha exactly
namjoon, 5:35 PM
mm, okay. that's what i figured
yoongi, 5:35 PM
well, hoseok might yell at me for pointing this out to you then
but that's a risk i'm willing to take at this point tbh
yoongi, 5:36 PM
You really are so fucking dramatic, hyung. Omg
namjoon, 5:36 PM
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these are some of his uploads from not too long ago
yoongi, 5:38 PM
Ummm
namjoon, 5:38 PM
[image]
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and here are some from before that
yoongi, 5:39 PM
Ummmmmmmm
namjoon, 5:39 PM
[image]
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and again even before that
yoongi, 5:41 PM
YES OKAY I GET IT
Please stop
namjoon, 5:41 PM
you sure? there's more
yoongi, 5:41 PM
.....how much more?
namjoon, 5:42 PM
[image]
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so much more
yoongi, 5:43 PM
Fuck.
Where..wHEN did he take those
namjoon, 5:43 PM
Like. Some of them maybe look a bit familiar? But I don't remember ever seeing them??
namjoon, 5:44 PM
if you don't recognize any, i imagine that's because he obviously hasn't been taking them for YOU lmao
yoongi, 5:44 PM
and i can't put a date on it without going back to check, but this has definitely been going on for a while
actually, i'm pretty sure the most recent pics are from that lil trip you took together last month...wanna look and confirm for yourself?
yoongi, 5:45 PM
Ahh no, that's okay haha. I'll just take your word for it, I think. A person can only look at so many photos of their own back [hear no evil + see no evil monkey emojis]
You've made your point, hyung
namjoon, 5:46 PM
lol fair enough [speak no evil monkey emoji]
anyway. far as i can tell, most of these tend to be uploaded after you get hoseok to go out and take some #KimDaily shots for you
yoongi, 5:46 PM
probably he meant to save them to his personal cloud? and i normally would have said something to him about it myself
but i didn't even realize what was going on at first, because for a while i thought it was just you archiving old selcas or whatever
then by the time i noticed who it Actually Was, i figured it was already too late not to embarrass him by pointing it out
yoongi, 5:47 PM
and since you'd never said anything about it either way, i just let it be
yoongi, 5:48 PM
Well then
That's...certainly a lot
namjoon, 5:50 PM
literally
there are literally so many pics of your back on that damn server that i've literally had to stop using it altogether because i'm literally afraid anything i upload will get lost in a sea of literal boyfriend pics
yoongi, 5:51 PM
They aren't! We're not!
namjoon, 5:51 PM
sure. maybe not technically
maybe not yet
yoongi, 5:52 PM
HYUNG
namjoon, 5:52 PM
but did you happen to notice what all those pics have in common?
yoongi, 5:52 PM
Besides being of me?
namjoon, 5:52 PM
...
yes, joon
yoongi, 5:56 PM
Why did that last response feel like a physical sigh
namjoon, 5:57 PM
because i physically just did
now answer the question
yoongi, 5:57 PM
Idk, okay! I guess - They're almost all kim daily outtakes, like you said
And I'm always uhh. Not looking at the camera
namjoon, 5:58 PM
there you go
yoongi, 5:58 PM
So that's definitely something
namjoon, 5:59 PM
definitely something creepy
yoongi, 5:59 PM
Maybe kinda? But maybe its also... kinda sweet?
namjoon, 6:01 PM
i mean, you're whipped. so i guess i understand [oncoming fist emoji] [solemn emoji]
yoongi, 6:02 PM
Hyung, please don't be mean
I'm in crisis :(
namjoon, 6:02 PM
and you call me dramatic [eyerolling emoji x2]
yoongi, 6:02 PM
anyway, you're right. but besides being borderline stalker-esque, don't those pics also somewhat remind you of all those travelogue photos that are always all over sns??
you know, the ones where it looks like someone (a girlfriend/wife/etc) is leading the photographer around the world by his hand
yoongi, 6:03 PM
Oh yeah. I've seen those
namjoon, 6:04 PM
everyone has seen those
yoongi, 6:04 PM
And in this scenario, I would be...the girlfriend/wife/etc?
namjoon, 6:05 PM
essentially
yoongi, 6:05 PM
Oh
namjoon, 6:06 PM
mhm. and now that you have all this new information - at great personal risk to my health and safety btw, if hoseokie ever finds out i snitched - my next question should probably be: what are you gonna do with it?
yoongi, 6:07 PM
I'm gonna
Talk to you later, hyung
namjoon, 6:08 PM
good boy
yoongi, 6:08 PM
Ew
namjoon, 6:08 PM
actually, hey!! i know you two were probably super looking forward to being in my presence at midnight
yoongi, 6:09 PM
Oh absolutely. Super duper looking forward to it, hyung
(that was sarcasm)
namjoon, 6:09 PM
but hyungie blew off his invitation to a new year's eve party tonight, and right now it's looking like we're just gonna be staying in at his place drinking champagne, eating fancy chocolate-covered strawberries, and fucking in his hottub [champagne bottle emoji] [strawberry emoji] [water droplets emoji]
yoongi, 6:10 PM
Listen to you... "hyungie" "staying in" "******* in his ******"
I'm disgusted [face mask emoji]
namjoon, 6:11 PM
and i'm real torn up about that, truly i am [single tear emoji] but i intend to begin the new year as i mean to go on! and listen, since you and seok are gonna have the dorm to yourselves -- you should do the same, joon-ah!!
get that dick!!!
yoongi, 6:12 PM
I cannot even begin to express just how much I hate that I can't be mad at you for being gross, because you actually helped me out with this hoseok thing...ugh [face mask emoji x2]
namjoon, 6:13 PM
you're welcome [blowing a kiss emoji] [two hearts emoji]
yoongi, 6:13 PM
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Hoseokie [sunflower emoji] [yellow heart emoji]
[ 31 December 2019 ]
Hey, so...scale of 1-10, how upset would you be if the three of us aren't together at midnight?
namjoon, 6:41 PM
is this abt yoon? bc jin-hyung lit just twtd smth suspiciously suggestive abt deciding to stay in tonite [eyes emoji]
hoseok, 6:47 PM
lol of course he did
And yeah, it's about them rofl. Yoon is ditching us for fancy champagne and strawberries (and sex) with his "hyungie" [face mask emoji]
namjoon, 6:48 PM
LMFAO i figured
hyung was a bit TOO obvs pleased when we decided to turn down gayo invites this yr~
hoseok, 6:48 PM
so i had a feeling smth like this might happen tbh [shrug emoji x3]
hoseok, 6:49 PM
Damn...you are absolutely right [solemn emoji] I should've seen the signs
namjoon, 6:49 PM
but yeh. since the mbc gayo was the only time we ever rly spent new yrs tgthr in th first place,,i dont rly mind?
let the hyungs have their nasty fun hhh [water droplets emoji x2]
hoseok, 6:49 PM
I'm really starting to hate that emoji
namjoon, 6:51 PM
[tongue emoji] [water droplets emoji x5] [open mouth emoji]
hoseok, 6:51 PM
I'm leaving
namjoon, 6:52 PM
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hoseok, 6:52 PM
Ahh fuck wait. I actually texted you with a purpose, fuck
Stop distracting me!!
namjoon, 6:54 PM
akalaksjdjskaalakanajansnskdbdjsn
hoseok, 6:55 PM
ANYWAY. Do you have any ideas for what you'll do now that our plans for tonight fell through?
namjoon, 6:55 PM
well im at the studio rn? so i could prob just stick arnd n put in some more work on this track
also tae keeps fkn txting me abt the upgrade to th catering spread this yr so i was kinda planning on taking rly unflattering pics whenever he came on screen tonight and then posting them to twt ,which i could still do frm here ig
hoseok, 6:56 PM
Ahh okay
namjoon, 6:57 PM
but besides that! i got nothing goin on! completely free to do whatever!
why [eyes emoji] wht are UR plans joon-ah [eyes emoji]
hoseok, 6:57 PM
Oh! Well I was actually wondering if you'd maybe want to come out with me? I still haven't been down to see the lights at city hall, so I thought it might be nice for us to go together
We could walk around seoul plaza for a bit, maybe take some pics for twitter. Then stop to get something to eat on the way back
namjoon, 6:58 PM
And also, uhh. I wanted to talk to you about something
If that's okay?
namjoon, 6:59 PM
tht all sounds gr8! u know how much i love going on walks w u!!
and i love talking to u too...even tho the way u phrased it sounds super fkn ominous haha [awkward laugh emoji] [OK hand sign emoji]
hoseok, 7:00 PM
It's nothing bad! Promise!
I just really want to see you tonight, whether we make plans or not
namjoon, 7:01 PM
awwwwww [heart eyes emoji x2] i wanna see u too, joon [blowing a kiss emoji x2]
and like i said,,im down for whtevr. it sounds like a good time to me
hoseok, 7:01 PM
Ahh nice. Good. I'm glad [pleased smile emoji x2]
namjoon, 7:02 PM
so u wanna just come down to my studio? or should we meet up back at home??
bc i'm finishing smth up atm but it shldnt take much longer
hoseok, 7:03 PM
Oh, that's fine! As long as you have a good coat with you, I think we can just leave from there
And even if not, I can bring you one
namjoon, 7:03 PM
cool cool. nd ive got tht big ass coat hyung bought me last yr ,so im good on that at least
nt like this is a date or anything lmao so the rest of wht im wearing should be decent enough for me to be seen out in public
hoseok, 7:04 PM
Oh! Haha! Yeah definitely not a date or anything! Hah that's funny!
[crying laughing emoji x5]
namjoon, 7:05 PM
well
that sure was an overreaction
hoseok, 7:05 PM
UH
namjoon, 7:05 PM
almost as if u were HIDING smth
[curious emoji x5]
hoseok, 7:05 PM
What! No way! Nothing to hide here! Just a normal hang between bros! Not a date at all!
namjoon, 7:06 PM
yk.......im starting to think mb this is supposed to be a date
hoseok, 7:07 PM
UHHHHH
namjoon, 7:07 PM
not that id mind tbh
if it is
hoseok, 7:07 PM
like. i think mb id rly like to go on a date w u actually
like mb ive been wanting to do so for a while now
and mb i think we rly shld have that ominous talk
hoseok, 7:08 PM
Oh? You don't say??
Wow, I had no idea
But okay! Yeah
That's good..cool
namjoon, 7:09 PM
haha cool [grinning emoji]
so i'll see u soon?
hoseok, 7:10 PM
YES
namjoon, 7:10 PM
I mean. Yeah, sure [wide grin emoji]
See you soon, seokie [yellow heart emoji]
namjoon, 7:11 PM
[glowing star emoji] [yellow heart emoji]
hoseok, 7:12 PM
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BNGTN (3)
[ 1 January 2020 ]
https://twitter.com/BTS_twt/status/94810...
glad to see that you gays worked things out [raised fist emoji] [solemn emoji]
yoon, 1:29 AM
Happy new year to you too hyung lol
joon, 1:32 AM
wouldnt it be hilar if joonie actually hadnt confessed to me tonite and u just spilled his beans right into my unsuspecting lap ! hahaa
seok, 1:33 AM
How bout we leave my metaphorical beans out of this, yeah? Thanks
joon, 1:33 AM
lol pls. as if he didn't text me back immediately after you'd confirmed your little date, freaking out again
yoon, 1:35 AM
HYUNG PLEASE
joon, 1:36 AM
LMAOLKJDBKJFJDKNSLKJB
seok, 1:36 AM
what? it's cute. you two are already unbearably cute and i hate it, except more so i'm just glad i don't have to deal with The Pining anymore
yoon, 1:36 AM
it was like watching one of seokjin's cringey romance dramas..but in my real actual life
yoon, 1:37 AM
we ARE p fckn cute [revolving hearts] [alien emoji] [heart emoji] [stone face emoji] [revolving hearts emoji] so ur not wrong there
seok, 1:37 AM
oh wait - hyung's been reading over my shoulder and wants to make it clear that even the worst drama he has ever been in still wasn't as painful to watch as you two were, and this is coming from someone who only heard a secondhand version of events from me [oncoming fist emoji] [solemn emoji]
yoon, 1:38 AM
Wow imagine letting me LIVE for one second omG
Don't you have champagne to drink or a dick to suck or SOMETHING
joon, 1:39 AM
but you know how good i am at multitasking, joon-ah
yoon, 1:39 AM
I will leave
joon, 1:39 AM
so who's to say i haven't been doing both of those things as we speak??
yoon, 1:40 AM
I'm leaving
joon, 1:40 AM
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BNGTN (2)
[ joon has left ]
holy shit he rly left lololol got up off th couch n everything
seok, 1:40 AM
is this a first? i think this is a first
u remove urself frm the chat at least once a wk but joon is usually more patient than this
u broke him [crying laughing cat emoji x7] think i hear him in th kitchen makin himself another drink hah
seok, 1:41 AM
i can't take all the credit tbh..though i'd usually be more than happy to lol
yoon, 1:43 AM
but nah. if he's been extra sensitive lately, that's on you
making him all soft and shit
disgusting
yoon, 1:44 AM
pfff HAH well now u kno how weve felt watchin u with jin-hyung
seok, 1:44 AM
ugh, gross. i hate it. i'm gonna have to dump him and save myself while i still have the chance
yoon, 1:45 AM
lmfaoo
seok, 1:45 AM
hello hoseok-ah, this is kim seokjin
yoon, 1:47 AM
LMFAOO
seok, 1:47 AM
yoon-ah has obvs reached the point of drunkenness where he's begun to talk nonsense, so i think it's abt time i put him to bed [slightly smiling emoji]
yoon, 1:47 AM
adrkSDJFHLKSjdgh of course lol
oh n before i forget! HAPPY NEW YR [various festive emojis]
seok, 1:48 AM
same to u (and namjoon-ah as well, by extension) -- happy new year, and happy new start to you both [heart eyes emoji] [two hearts emoji]
yoon, 1:49 AM
aww thanks seokjin-hyung [variously colored hearts emoji] i'll make sure to let joonie know you said so [various red heart emojis]
seok, 1:49 AM
for now tho.......i'll just let u get back to yoongi-hyung [winking emoji] hahaa
u crazy kids have fun~~
seok, 1:50 AM
oh, we always do [tongue-out, winking emoji]
yoon, 1:52 AM
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