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Host: Welcome to DS9's Q & A show staring Starfleet's favourite couple. Ask them anything!
First Question: What's the most annoying thing your partner does?
Julian: I'll go first. Garak has this funny little thing he does when he sleeps. You see, he doesn't like to sleep with any clothes on, and-
Garak: Julian! Don't tell them that!
(Audience laughs)
