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■Webmaster■> MC.Princess has joined the chatroom.
MC.Princess> yo.
MC.Princess> anyone in here?
MC.Princess> cuz if not im gonna start yellin
MC.Princess> ...
MC.Princess> tight. ok here we go
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DJ_Hyperfresh> No you don't.
MC.Princess> MARINA!
MC.Princess> aka DJ hyperfresh. aka DJ cold breakfast. aka my cinnamon fucking apple.
DJ_Hyperfresh> ... Your what?
DJ_Hyperfresh> That's a new one.
MC.Princess> hell yeah buddy!
DJ_Hyperfresh> What are you even doing in here? Agent 8's out of the Metro.
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CraigCuttlefish> hello squiddos!
MC.Princess> eh. got bored. wanted to yell
MC.Princess> AYO GRAMPS! they let you have a phone in the nursing home?
DJ_Hyperfresh> Pearl! That's so rude!
CraigCuttlefish> i see... in this situation agent 3 would say that i have been "owned"
MC.Princess> lol
MC.Princess> idk who that is
CraigCuttlefish> another agent in the ol' squidbeak splatoon!
MC.Princess> well yeah... i figured bc of the whole "agent" thing
MC.Princess> hey btw how come me and 'rina dont get cool code names? :v
DJ_Hyperfresh> You can't just invite yourself into groups. Also it's * Marina and I *.
DJ_Hyperfresh> Although... It would be rather exciting to have a code name, I must admit.
MC.Princess> loosen up 'rina! let ur tentacles down lol
CraigCuttlefish> i suppose it is time we integrate you two into the splatoon...
CraigCuttlefish> well, the loud one is now agent 5, the tall one's agent 6.
MC.Princess> YAHOO! hey wait what if i wanna be agent 6
CraigCuttlefish> based on height
MC.Princess> watch ur back
DJ_Hyperfresh> More like the back of your kneecaps!
MC.Princess> Y TU, MARINA?
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Agent3> why
DJ_Hyperfresh> Why what?
Agent3> why are you all so fucking loud
DJ_Hyperfresh> ... ok.
MC.Princess> lmao you gottem kid
Agent3> i was talking about you
CraigCuttlefish> lol, it seems as if agent 5 is now the one getting "owned"
MC.Princess> :(
DJ_Hyperfresh> Awwww... It's okay Pearlie! I like how excitable you are!
MC.Princess> :D marina! ily
DJ_Hyperfresh> I love you too!
Agent3> ew
MC.Princess> D:
CraigCuttlefish> well, i for one think it's nice that you two are such good friends!
DJ_Hyperfresh> Ah...
MC.Princess> fuck yea! best friends for life yo!
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DJ_Hyperfresh> Pearl! Watch your profanity, there are babies in the chat. >:\
AgentSK8> whos a baby
Agent3> im not a fucking baby im 17 you're only a year older than me
DJ_Hyperfresh> Yeah, so you're a baby.
DJ_Hyperfresh> Plus, I'm 19 in a couple days. You just turned 17 a few months ago. Thatsa baby!
Agent3> UGHHHHHHH
MC.Princess> WAIT HUH?
MC.Princess> MA
MC.Princess> RI
MC.Princess> NA
MC.Princess> WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME YOUR BIRTHDAY??????
MC.Princess> OMGGGGGGGGGGGG
DJ_Hyperfresh> Uh... It's not that big of a deal...
AgentSK8> we don't celebrate birthdays much
AgentSK8> unless it is your 14th birthday because that is when they let you join the ranks!
MC.Princess> thats so... sad
MC.Princess> you know what this means
MC.Princess> hit it marina
DJ_Hyperfresh> Hit what?
MC.Princess> DRUMROLL PLEASE
DJ_Hyperfresh> Oh! Uh...
■Webmaster■> User DJ_Hyperfresh now playing filename:drums.mp4.
CraigCuttlefish> WHY IS MY PHONE MAKING NOISE
MC.Princess> BIRTHDAY SLEEPOVER PARTY!!!!!
MC.Princess> gramps ya might have to sit this one out :\
CraigCuttlefish> THATS OK HOW DO I MAKE THE NOISE STOP
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■Webmaster■> User MC.Princess has paused filename:drums.mp4.
MC.Princess> welp...
AgentSK8> what is a sleepover party?
Agent3> you just like... hang out at someone else's place and go to sleep. its kinda boring
MC.Princess> it wont be boring if im the captain!!! >:3!!!
DJ_Hyperfresh> That... Actually sounds like it would be nice.
DJ_Hyperfresh> Maybe we could invite Agent 1 and Agent 2 as well!
Agent3> you mean callie and marie?
DJ_Hyperfresh> ... the what.
AgentSK8> THE SQUID SISTERS????
Agent3> you didnt know that was them? their disguises are kinda... easy to figure out.
■Webmaster■> Agent2cool4u has joined the chatroom.
Agent2cool4u> I thought mine was good!
Agent2cool4u> Also how do I change my name.
■Webmaster■> AgentFUN has joined the chatroom.
AgentFUN> hahahahahahahahahahahaha
AgentFUN> call it revenge >:)
AgentSK8> the squid... sisters...
Agent3> oh its you two
AgentFUN> THE AGENT 8!! HI!!!
DJ_Hyperfresh> How did you get access to this chatroom?
DJ_Hyperfresh> NOT THAT I'M UPSET YOU'RE HERE!! HAHA
MC.Princess> yo 'rina, chill.
MC.Princess> sup!! im pearl aka mc princess aka the baroness of bars
DJ_Hyperfresh> You know you don't have to say that everytime... Right?
Agent2cool4u> Gramps gave us an invite! I hope you don't mind...
AgentFUN> YEA!!! A SLEEPOVER PARTY SOUNDS SO FUN!
Agent2cool4u> Callie, the typing volume doesn't have to match the in-person volume.
AgentFUN> Marie, the typing pretentiousness doesn't have to match the in-person pretentiousness.
Agent3> fight! fight! fight!
AgentSK8> NO FIGHTING!!!
DJ_Hyperfresh> Oh! That's okay! I trust Captain.
MC.Princess> yep! he'll take his secrets to the grave
MC.Princess> which wont be long considering... you know
■Webmaster■> MC.Princess has been kicked from the chatroom by user DJ_Hyperfresh.
DJ_Hyperfresh> Anyways... :)
DJ_Hyperfresh> Apologies for her behavior, Captain.
Agent3> damn pearl got fucking murked lmao
AgentSK8> oh no!! pearl is okay?
AgentFUN> OH WAIT! you two are the new inkopolis news hosts?
DJ_Hyperfresh> That's us! For about a year now, and I wouldn't trade it for anything! ♪
DJ_Hyperfresh> I love working with Pearlie, it makes everything just that much better.
DJ_Hyperfresh> She's been there for me through everything... Without her, I don't know where I'd be.
DJ_Hyperfresh> ...
Agent3> you gotta crush on her or somethin?
DJ_Hyperfresh> AH. ON PEARL? HAHA OF COURSE NOT SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND. We're friends. :) Platonically. :)
AgentFUN> i see...
DJ_Hyperfresh> Um... Agent 3, could you delete your message?
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MC.Princess> delete wh
■Webmaster■> MC.Princess has been banned from the chatroom by user DJ_Hyperfresh!
Agent2cool4u> Wow.
DJ_Hyperfresh> PLEASE... DELETE IT.
Agent3> alright jeez sorry... didn't know it was that big of a deal.
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DJ_Hyperfresh> It's fine... I'm sorry for yelling.
DJ_Hyperfresh> It's just... Pearl and I are so close. If I tell her, I might ruin everything.
DJ_Hyperfresh> Our friendship... Off The Hook... All of it.
DJ_Hyperfresh> I don't wanna lose her.
DJ_Hyperfresh> ...
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MC.Princess> WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUCK
DJ_Hyperfresh> Sorry Pearlie! ♪ My finger slipped. (´-﹏-`；)
MC.Princess> oh... hey its okay! just a mistake is all
AgentFUN> when is this sleepover gonna happen!! im excited!!
MC.Princess> how about this weekend? 'rina and i dont have work then
Agent2cool4u> That works for me!
AgentSK8> IM LOOKING FORWARD TO IT!
Agent3> yeah... sure.
MC.Princess> sick! ill send you all the address when it gets closer!
Agent2cool4u> Could Agent 4 come as well? I don't want her to be left out.
MC.Princess> yeah! the more the merrier right marina?
DJ_Hyperfresh> Yep! ₊·*◟(˶╹̆ꇴ╹̆˵)◜‧*･
AgentFUN> awesome! see everyone then!
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