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GMZ @GMZ ✓
NEW: [LEAKED] Footage of Supreme Leader Kylo Ren and the Jedi of the Resistance. Is it a possible affair?
First Order @FirstOrder ✓
We are conducting a thorough investigation into the leak, as we take matters of security very seriously.
Intergalactic Broadcasting Company @IBC ✓
BREAKING: The First Order releases statement on leaked videos of the Supreme Leader and Resistance affiliates
GMZ @GMZ ✓
Are Supreme Leader Kylo Ren and Rey of Jakku in love? WATCH ELEVATOR FOOTAGE HERE: [video]
yanith @8thyavin
wait… that’s what kylo ren looks like without his mask??
--ris @vavyprime IKR i definitely wasn’t expecting him to be human
Kraig @galaxy_089
The idea of Kylo Ren and the last Jedi having an affair is such bullshit. Please tell me no one believes this shit.
--Xavier @beemerboy Idk dude, the video was pretty steamy. Have you watched it? They’re definitely fucking.
----Kraig @galaxy_089 Ugh.
Yolanda @mandawhoreian
Kylo Ren, huh? Maybe I am a white man’s whore.
trunah @tr_xx_h
kylo ren………… and rey hmmm
Kylo Ren’s Hair Routine @ny0000m
who tf is ben
#1 rey stan @jakkuwus
wHY DID SHE CALL HIM BEN I’M LOSING MY MIND
gye @GYE_1
kylo ren is sexy wtfwtfwtfwtf
Sukhi @planet2planet
Kinda disgusted by the amount of thirst tweets I’ve seen over the past hour about Kylo Ren.
Kira @crackedsvbers
kylo’s so cute uwu
Ura @NABAE
the idea of the last jedi and the supreme leader being in love is romantic as shit and you can’t change my mind
THE FIRST JEDI @spicedup_
wtf can’t believe kylo ren stole my girl like that
--Ura @NABAE like you had a chance anyways lol
---- THE FIRST JEDI @spicedup_ wayment are you from naboo? cuz i’m tryna make you ma boo
------Ura @NABAE LMAO
gerea @gereaaaax
ugh i want a boy to look at me the way kylo ren looks at rey
Hana @NotTheCity
Unmasked Kylo Ren is making me feel things. Is that normal? Is anyone else having these symptoms?
--Rian @RIAm girl, same.
Peero @PJ_Keo
why does kylo ren’s face look like that lmfao
qilya @maskedbois
anyone else feel kinda weird that people only care about kylo now because of that video :/
--Kira @crackedsvbers ??? he’s literally the supreme leader
Finn @notFN_2187 ✓
Ok… so. Rey won’t talk to anyone about what happened. What the hell.
Leia Organa @GeneralOrgana ✓
On behalf of Resistance member, Rey of Jakku, we kindly ask for privacy. This is a delicate matter and we assure you that we are just as shocked as everyone else.
Rogelio @RogerThat
anyone else think that han solo and kylo ren kinda look alike #conspiracy
--Lucius @lusciousboii you trippin fr
felix @felinefelix
kylo ren smashed rey’s jedi cheeks
--gye @GYE_1 god i wish that were me
--Peero @PJ_Keo .@FirstOrder arrest him
leia’s buns @leiasgalaxyy
leia deserves better than rey ugh
Lena @UghLena
Why does everyone think Kylo Ren and Rey are a thing?
#1 rey stan @jakkuwus
do you think rey calls him ben in bed
--samir @bluebeamerz I-
First Order @FirstOrder ✓
The galaxy is our top priority. We are proud to serve our people.
--Leia Organa @GeneralOrgana ✓ The First Order has done nothing but spread fear into the hearts of its citizens.
-- leia’s buns @leiasgalaxyy your organization is disgusting #overthrow
--samir @bluebeamerz tell kylo ren to make a twitter
Kylo Ren @SupremeLeader ✓
It has come to my attention that a video of myself and a member of the Resistance has been publicized. Yes, the footage is real. No, the last Jedi and I are not in a relationship, nor do I appreciate the constant pressure from the press on the subject to the point where I have been forced to make this account.
Kylo Ren @SupremeLeader ✓
This will be the only time I acknowledge the video. I would like to thank @FirstOrder for all they have helped me accomplish within my short term, as well as the people of the galaxy.
Intergalactic Broadcasting Company @IBC ✓
The First Order has officially lifted an embargo that was placed upon the planets Coruscant and Naboo on order of Supreme Leader Ren.
samir @bluebeamerz
H E ACTUALLY MADE AN ACCONUNT????>@##??
samir @bluebeamerz
SPARE DICK SIR
Kira @crackedsvbers
omfg a TWITTER???
Rey @Rey_Resistance ✓
Funny.
--Finn @notFN_2187 ✓ ????
samir @bluebeamerz
REY YY UJUYYY ? WHA T IS HAPPENIN G
#1 rey stan @jakkuwus
HER FIRST TWWET IS ASUBTWEET @ KYLO FUCKING REN WHAT A QUEEEEN
GMZ @GMZ ✓
Supreme Leader Ren and Rey of the Resistance have both made twitter accounts following a leaked video of the two earlier in the week. Are there troubles in paradise?
GMZ @GMZ ✓
BREAKING: NEW: Pictures of Kylo Ren and Rey of Jakku together on the planet of Naboo.
Kira @crackedsvbers
i’m dead. i’ve died and gone to a better place.
#1 rey stan @jakkuwus
REYLO IS REAL
Lena @UghLena
I guess Kylo Ren and Rey are a thing.
Rey @Rey_Resistance ✓
Well, this is awkward. #Surprise