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~ Kokichi Ouma has added Shuichi Saihara and 14 others to the group chat ~
~ Kokichi Ouma has changed the chat name to *Gay Harmony* ~

Kaito Momota: what the hell is this ouma

Kiibo: And why make a group chat at 3:00 in the morning?

Kokichi Ouma: Nishishi~ Why hello my dear friends~

Maki Harukawa: We are not your friends Ouma.

Gonta Gokuhara: guys! no bully Ouma! He our friend!

Maki Harukawa: I'm sorry. I take back everything I said.

Tsumugi Shirogane: Wow even Maki likes Gonta.

Himiko Yumeno: Nyeh, who doesn't? Gonta's the most precious one here.

Tsumugi Shirogane: Facts

Kokichi Ouma: Anyways~

Kokichi Ouma: This group chat was meant to make us closer as friends~

Kaede Akamatsu: Uhm...

Kaito Momota: what made you think that i want to talk to you ouma

Kokichi Ouma: Y-You don't want to talk to me? I-I just wanted t-to be friends with you! Y-you're so mean!

Kaede Akamatsu: Uhm, Kaito, you should probably apologize to Ouma before he starts crying.

Kaito Momota: why should I? he's probably faking it anyway.

Shuichi Saihara: Kaito, please apologize. Ouma is sitting right next to me and I don't want to hear his sobbing.

Kaito Momota: okay

Kaito Momota: sorry.

Tsumugi Shirogane: Whipped

Kaede Akamatsu: Whipped

Himiko Yumeno: Whipped

Kokichi Ouma: Whipped

Maki Harukawa: Whipped

Kaito Momota: bruh i'm not whipped.

Kokichi Ouma: The biggest lie of 2019 so far.

Kaito Momota: ughh

Kiibo: Uhm, what does whipped mean?

Tsumugi Shirogane: It means when somebody would do anything somebody else says. In this case, Kaito would do anything Shuichi says.

Gonta Gokuhara: oh! then Kaito definitely whipped!

Kokichi Ouma: SwniZ'ESRHJNGW'LFIKSDABETRK;

Kokichi Ouma: EVEN GONTA AGREES OML

Rantaro Amami: I feel like I missed a lot already.

Tsumugi Shirogane: You definitely did.

Maki Harukawa: You definitely didn't.

Kirumi Tojo: Should I ask why all of you are still up this late?

Tsumugi Shirogane: Anime marathon.

Rantaro Amami: Insomnia

Kokichi Ouma: Thoughts.

Kiibo: ...

Kiibo: Do we need to talk Kokichi?

Kokichi Ouma: Nah I'm good fam.

Kiibo: ...You do realize that i'm going to talk to you about it later anyway, right?

Kokichi Ouma: Yeah

Kokichi Ouma: Well anyways~

Kokichi Ouma: These names are boring~

Rantaro Amami: Oh god don't tell me-

Kokichi Ouma: Yup! Name changes~

~ Kokichi Ouma has changed Kaito Momota's name to BiAstronut~

BiAstronut: really

Kokichi Ouma: Yup!~

Kokichi Ouma: Who's next~

~ Kokichi Ouma has changed Rantaro Amami's name to PanboiAvacado ~

PanboiAvacado: Of course.

PanboiAvacado: I mean it's accurate.

PanboiAvacado: But why you gotta call me out like that.

Kokichi Ouma: Oh please, Amami-Chan, nobody here is completely straight.

Tsumugi Shirogane: Facts

Kokichi Ouma: And you're next!

~ Kokichi Ouma has changed Tsumugi Shirogane's name to OmgYasSasuke ~

OmgYasSasuke: Really? I'm not that obsessed with Sasuke.

PanboiAvacado: Last time we were hanging out in your room, you had a bunch of Sasuke merch scattered eveywhere.

BiAstronut: e x p o s e d .

OmgYasSasuke: Says the guy who nearly beat the shit out of Ouma that one time because he made Saihara upset.

PanboiAvacado: PFFT.

Kaede Akamatsu: Shuichi, are you okay? You've been quiet for awhile now.

Shuichi Saihara: Oh, yeah. I'm fine. Just too tired to type I guess.

BiAstronut: you okay bro? nothing's bugging you or anything?

Shuichi Saihara: Kaito, I'm fine. I swear.

BiAstronut: okay...

Kokichi Ouma: Oh~ The gay tension

~ Kokichi Ouma has changed Shuichi Saihara's name to UltimateAstronutLover ~

UltimateAstronutLover: ...Really Ouma?

Kokichi Ouma: Well we ALL know it's true Saihara-Chan.

UltimateAstronutLover: ....

Kokichi Ouma: Next!~

~ Kokichi Ouma has changed Kiibo's name to ToastersShallPrevail ~

ToastersShallPrevail: Really Kokichi?

Kokichi Ouma: Well you ARE a toaster after all.

Kokichi Ouma: So I thought the name suited you~

Kiibo: Kokichi.

Kokichi Ouma: Ugh, fine Kiibo-Chan, you're no fun!~

~ Kokichi Ouma has changed ToastersShallPrevail to RobotsShallPrevail ~

RobotsShallPrevail: That's better, somewhat...

Kokichi Ouma: Great!~

~ Kokichi Ouma has changed Maki Harukawa's name to UltimateBisassin ~

UltimateBisassin: I want to get upset but...

Kokichi Ouma: I knew you would like it Harukawa-Chan!~ <3

UltmiateBisassin: </3

Kokichi Ouma: ;;^;;

UltimateAstronutLover: Has anyone seen Himiko-Chan? She hasn't been on for awhile...

Himiko Yumeno: Nyeh, sorry, I was cuddling with Tenko.

Kaede Akamatsu: Couple goals

OmgYasSasuke: Truth

~ Kokichi Ouma has changed Himiko Yumeno's name to BisexualLoli ~

BisexualLoli: Really, Ouma...?

Kokichi Ouma: Yep~

~ Kokichi Ouma has changed Kaede Akamatsu's name to LesbianPianist ~

LesbianPianist: Is that really all you could think of Ouma?

Kokichi Ouma: Sorry Akamatsu-Chan~ It's hard to think of any names for you.

LesbianPianist: Yeah yeah...

Kokichi Ouma: Now all that's left is Gonta!

BiAstronut: Ouma.

UltimateBisassin: You better not name him something stupid or else.

LesbianPianist: Please don't corrupt him, Ouma.

Kokichi Ouma: I won't~

~ Kokichi Ouma has changed Gonta Gokuhara's name to StronkMan ~

StronkMan: Gonta no understand, but Gonta like it anyway!

LesbianPianist: edihufdhowawe'hjrdareo;isdj

BisexualLoli: So pure

BiAstronut: the brightness is making me blind.

Kirumi Tojo: I hate to ruin your fun, but I insist that you go to bed by now. We have a test tomorrow.

BiAstronut: wut

Kokichi Ouma: That reminds me~

~ Kokichi Ouma has changed Kirumi Tojo's name to BestMom2019 ~

BestMom2019: Ouma, I am not your mom.

Kokichi Ouma: B-But m-mom!~

~ RobotsShallPrevail has changed Kokichi Ouma's name to PantaFucker ~

Bisassin: OBUZDKIHBWFVSGAULigaukO

BiAstronut: OMG KIIBO

PantaFucker: I'm s-so h-hurt!~

PantaFucker: But if my beloved Kiibo-Chan wants to be called PantaFucker than I'll gladly accept the name!~

RobotsShallPrevail: ...

BestMom2019: Guys, please go to bed.

PantaFucker: Ughhhh fine~

PantaFucker: Night~

BiAstronut: night

RobotsShallPrevail: Goodnight everyone!

StronkMan: Gonta hope everyone have nice dreams!

LesbianPianist: I will now.

BisexualLoli: Same.

OmgYasSasuke: Same.

PanboiAvacado: Same.

Bisassin: Same.

BiAstronut: same.

BestMom2019: Goodnight everyone.

- Private messages -

Ultimate Astronaut: are you sure you're okay man? you've been acting differently.

Ultimate Detective: I'm fine Kaito.

Ultimate Astronaut: you don't have to lie to me dude. you know i'm always there when you need me.

Ultimate Astronaut: you don't have to tell me, but just know that i'm always here to talk, alright?

Ultimate Detective: ...

Ultimate Detective: I've started liking someone, but I don't know if they just see me as a friend or not....

Ultimate Astronaut: dude, just be open about your feelings. if they say no then at least you tried, right?

Ultimate Detective: ...Alright. I'll think about it. Thanks, Kaito.

Ultimate Astronaut: No problem, dude.

- Private messages -

Ultimate Robot: Want me to stay with you again tonight?

Ultimate Supreme Leader: ...Yeah.

Ultimate Supreme Leader: Thanks, Kiibo. It means alot. And that's no lie.

Ultimate Robot: Anytime, Kokichi.

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Ultimate Astronaut: i am like so love with Shuichi

Ultimate Caregiver: I know Kaito.

Ultimate Astronaut: I mean look at him

Ultimate Astronaut: hes so fucking adorable

Ultimate Astronaut: like everyday I cant help but think "omg i have such an adorable sidekick"

Ultimate Caregiver: I know Kaito.

Ultimate Astronaut: and

Ultimate Astronaut: like

Ultimate Astronaut: his shyness is even more adorable

Ultimate Astronaut: and his voice is like literally the definition of adorable

Ultimate Caregiver: I know Kaito.

Ultimate Astronaut: and his eyelashes are super pretty

Ultimate Astronaut: how could god have created someone so perfect

Ultimate Astronaut: like nobody deserves to see someone as amazing as Shuichi

Ultimate Astronaut: literally nobody

Ultimate Caregiver: Kaito.

Ultimate Caregiver: You literally do this every night.

Ultimate Caregiver: It's 3:00 in the morning.

Ultimate Caregiver: Go. To. Bed. Now.

Ultimate Astronaut: fine

Ultimate Astronaut: night Maki Roll

Ultimate Caregiver: Whatever.

Ultimate Caregiver: Night.

~ Ultimate Astronaut has gone offline ~

~ Ultimate Caregiver has gone offline ~

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PantaFucker: We just made this chat!~ How is it already dead?~

UltimateBisassin: Nobody wants to be here Ouma.

PantaFucker: Meanie!~

Stronk: Gonta just realized that some of our friends still haven’t said anything in group chat!

PantaFucker: Wait no

BisexualLoli: Nyeh, Gonta’s right. There’s still five people who haven’t spoken yet.

PantaFucker: Oh HELL no

PantaFucker: Seriously shut the fuck up before

Miu Iruma: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

PantaFucker: Damnit

RobotsShallPrevail: Kokichi, why did you add her if you didn’t want her to be here?

PantaFucker: Because I didn’t want Kaede-Chan to get mad at me for not adding her girlfriend!~

LesbianPianist: Miu isn’t my girlfriend!

PantaFucker: Biggest lie of 2020

Miu Iruma: OH MY GOD ITS THE VIRGIN

PantaFucker: Oh my God it's the whore!

Miu Iruma: W-Whore?

PanboiAvacado: I swear to God if that's Miu moaning that loudly this early in the morning I'm going to hang myself.

Angie Yonaga: Atua says it's just Miu expressing herself!

BisexualLoli: Oh, hi Angie.

Angie Yonaga: Himiko! I missed you!

BisexualLoli: Nyeh, you just saw me and Tenko 10 minutes ago.

PantaFucker: oh my GODDDD more weirdosss

RobotsShallPrevail: That isn't very nice of you, Kokichi…

PanboiAvacado: Is any part of him nice?

RobotsShallPrevail: Hey! Kokichi is an amazing person!

LesbianPianist:Uhm...No offense Kiibo, but Kokichi is...not very nice...

Miu Iruma: Geez why are you so defensive over that little shit?

RobotsShallPrevail: B-Because! Uh…

Angie Yonaga: Atua says Kiibo is in love with Ouma!

RobotsShallPrevail: T-That's not true! W-We're just friends!

Angie Yonaga: If Atua says it, then it must be true!

RobotsShallPrevail: kN,@)@!!##!#!(3(##?

LesbianPianist: Uh...Kiibo?

Miu Iruma: GOD DAMMIT YOU MADE HIM MALFUNCTION AGAIN

Miu Iruma: ugh whatever not like I'm doing anything rn anyway

Stronk: Is Ouma alright? Ouma not say anything in chat for long time…

PantaFucker: Sorry, I'm just busy planting a bomb in the dorms!

LesbianPianist: We know your lying Out

LesbianPianist:Huh?! Was that an explosion!?

Shinguji Korekiyo: It seems an explosive has been set off within my dorm room.

Shinguji Korekiyo: How fascinating.

PantaFucker: Oh my goddd you're supposed to get upset you freak!!

Shinguji Korekiyo: What is there to get upset about? Incidents like these are the perfect opportunities to study the things humans do in their daily life cycles.

PantaFucker: UGHH you're no fun to prank!!

Shinguji Korekiyo: Ah, Angie, I see you are here as well. Do you still wish to participate in this thing you call a "movie night"?

Angie Yonaga: Mhm! I'm just finishing up a sculpture! I will be there soon!

PanboiAvacado: You know I never expected you two to be friends but at the same time I'm not surprised.

Miu Iruma: HAH Angie's probably just going to blow his cock!!!

PantaFucker: Silly Miu, that's what you do everyday, you disgusting slut!

Miu Iruma: H-Hah?! Slut?!

PanboiAvacado: Oh my God the moaning got louder. I'm gonna go visit somebody else's dorm.

PanboiAvacado: That's far away from here.

PanboiAvacado: VERY FAR AWAY.

LesbianPianist: By that, do you mean that you're going to go to Tsumugi's dorm room?

PanboiAvacado: Obviously.

Tenko Chabashira: GET AWAY FROM ANGIE, YOU FILTHY DEGENERATE!

PantaFucker: Great, ANOTHER bitch!

Tenko Chabashira: You have no right to speak, male.

Stronk: What wrong with being male?

Tenko Chabashira: You're the exception, Gonta!

PantaFucker: Of course she only likes Gonta…

Angie Yonaga: There is no need to worry, Tenko! We are just watching movies!

Tenko Chabashira: He's a DEGENERATE! What if he puts his degenerate hands on you?!

BisexualLoli: Nyeh, it's fine Tenko. Korekiyo doesn't seem like the type to touch women like that.

Tenko Chabashira: HIMIKO! MY GODDESS, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!

BisexualLoli: It hasn't been that long, Tenko...Nyeh.

PantaFucker: Wow, you two are soooo gay!!

Tenko Chabashira: As if you can talk, degenerate!

LesbianPianist: No offense Ouma, but you and Kiibo seem really close.

PantaFucker:...

PantaFucker: Would you look at that! The president is calling me! Gotta go!

LesbianPianist: I feel like he just didn't want to answer…

PanboiAvacado: Isn't that obvious?

LesbianPianist: Well yeah, but...it just seems odd for him to not respond like he usually does…

PanboiAvacado: It's probably nothing, Kaede. Don't worry about it.

LesbianPianist: Oh, alright…

LesbianPianist: Oh! Class starts in 15 minutes! We should get going!

Shinguji Korekiyo: Ah, I am afraid me and Angie will not be attending, as this is far more important.

Angie Yonaga: Atua says that bonding with your friends is above all else!

Miu Iruma: ugh and I'm fixing Kiibo...this is gonna take HOURS with how fucked up you all made him

Miu Iruma: THANKS ALOT FUCKOS

Tenko Chabashira: Let's walk to class together Himiko!!!

BisexualLoli: Nyeh, alright…

Tenko Chabashira: And keep your hands off of Angie, you perverted masked freak. OR ELSE.

Shinguji Korekiyo: No promises.

Tenko Chabashira: WHAT.

Shinguji Korekiyo: Oh, nothing.

Shinguji Korekiyo: I am afraid we will have to dismiss ourselves. Good day.

Angie Yonaga: Byee!! Atua says to drink plenty of water!

Tenko Chabashira: WAIT, GET BACK HERE YOU DEGENERATE!!

BisexualLoli: Nyeh, let's worry about it later...or we'll be late…

Tenko Chabashira: Ugh, fine, only because you asked me to!

Tenko Chabashira: Let's go Himiko!

BisexualLoli: Nyeh…

Stink: Gonta get going too! Bye!

LesbianPianist: Bye guys!

UltimateBisassin: Have you two seen Shuichi?

PanboiAvacado: Where have you been?

UltimateBisassin: No questions, just answers.

LesbianPianist: No...is something wrong? Is Shuichi alright?

UltimateBisassin: Damnit...I have to go.

LesbianPianist: Wait, Maki!

PanboiAvacado: Let's not worry about it now Kaede. I'm concerned too, but I'm sure Maki's got it.

LesbianPianist: Yeah, but I can't help but worry…

PanboiAvacado: Let's just go to class for now, alright? I'm sure he'll turn up soon.

LesbianPianist: Alright…

- Private Messages -

Ultimate Assassin: Ugh, it's not like him to disappear like this...have you seen him?

Ultimate Astronaut: nope...shit where would he go off to without telling us?

Ultimate Assassin: I don't know, but...it's unlike him.

Ultimate Assassin: We should check to see if he went to class early.

Ultimate Astronaut: and if he didnt?

Ultimate Assassin: Then we skip class to look for him.

Ultimate Astronaut: alright...damn I hope he just sleep in or something

Ultimate Assassin:...As do I. I'll text you if I see anything.

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Maki puts her phone in her pocket, sighing as she walks out of her dorm room. Shuichi and Kaito are her best friends, but she could not help but feel jealous. She has liked Kaito for so long now, only to find out that he has a heavy crush on Shuichi. Of course she accepted him, but it still...hurt. Especially when he rants on and on about how much he loves him, it really hurts then. She knows she should move on, but it seems so difficult. Many questions always echo her mind when thinking.

What does he have that she doesn't?

Is there something wrong with her?

What if she just disposes of Shuichi?

What if he's already dead? Will she have a chance to buy Kaito's love then?

The last two thoughts shocked Maki heavily, causing her to pause in her walk. No...she would never wish that…ever. Shuichi is her friend...why would she…

Maki clears her thoughts by force, continuing to class. Her priority is finding her friend and assuring his safety...and only that.