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From Derek Hale to Laura Hale
I just got past security and I am waiting at the terminal.
From Laura to Derek
I don’t understand why you like to get their early; you just hurry there so you can wait for hours on end
From Derek
Whatever, I get to sit here and enjoy some rolos while I wait for my flight
From Derek
Besides, there is a really cute guy here
From Laura
What’s he look like?
From Derek
I dunno, tall, thin, really impressive shoulders
From Derek
Shaggy brown hair, really long fingers, stunning eyes, Super long eyelashes
From Laura
Easy there tiger. What’s he wearing?
From Derek
He’s wearing a flannel over a Deadpool shirt
From Derek
I’m not sure if his fashion sense makes him sexy or disturbing
From Laura
Was Deadpool the one played by Ryan Reynolds?
From Derek
We don’t speak of that. That part of the movie never happened.
From Derek
Ryan Reynolds should never have been cast as any superhero ever.
From Laura
Neither should Mark Ruffalo, he belongs in Rom Coms, not running around as a big green man
From Derek
Heresy! Him and Robert Downey Jr. are the science bros!
From Laura
Whatever. What is cute guy doing?
From Derek
I don’t know, he’s on his phone typing something.
From Derek
He’s really hot
From Laura
Ooooh! Upgraded from cute to hot, does he look like he plays for your team?
From Derek
Really Laura? Sports metaphors?
From Laura
How big is his bat?
From Laura
Is he running towards your base?
From Laura
Does he swing his bat in your direction?
From Laura
Or is he more of a catcher?
From Laura
Wait, why is it pitching and catching? Why isn’t it batting and catching?
From Laura
I fell like that would make more sense because of the whole bat thing…..
From Laura
You know, cause a bat is a phallic object
From Derek
I hate you
From Laura
You love me
From Derek
No I don’t, you made me stay up all night to watch Sex and the City with you even though you knew I had a flight this morning.
From Derek
I going to take a nap, stop texting me
From Laura
You are going to take a nap in the airport? What are you going to lie across some chairs? Can you do that?
From Derek
No, I’m going to take a nap on the floor, I have a pillow
From Laura
Wait, I don’t remember you shaving this morning, is there a possibility you might look like a vagrant?
From Derek
I don’t look homeless
From Laura
If you get arrested for vagrancy I’m taking so many pictures
From Derek
I hate you
From Derek
I just woke up and hot guy is still texting
From Derek
Do you think he has a boyfriend?
From Laura
So is Adorable Nerd Guy officially gay now?
From Derek
Not officially, just likely
From Derek
I think
From Derek
I hope
From Derek
He’s really hot
From Derek
With my luck that means he’s straight
From Derek
He’s still texting, that means he can’t be single right?
From Laura
Or it just means he has friends
From Derek
I’m going to have to leave him behind if I want more rolos, I just finished mine
From Laura
Really Derek? You’re picking chocolate over Adorable Nerd Guy?
From Derek
Why is he adorable nerd guy? Why not hot guy? Your title makes too many assumptions.
From Laura
Is he adorable?
From Derek
Yes….
From Laura
Is he in fact wearing a deadpool shirt?
From Derek
Yes
From Laura
Are you sure he’s male?
From Derek
Yes!
From Laura
Then the title stands
From Derek
I’m still calling him hot guy
From Laura
You do that
From Derek
Hot guy is getting on the plane with me!
From Laura
Introduce yourself!
From Laura
Show him your smolder!
From Derek
I’m ashamed to understand that reference.
From Derek
It’s too late, he’s already seated. He’s super far in front of me.
From Derek
Wait, he’s switching seats! He’s still several rows ahead but we’re closer now!
From Laura
Great, go throw yourself at him
From Derek
Goodbye Laura
From Laura
Oh shut up and go to sleep, your crankiness is becoming tiresome.
From Derek
I just landed in Denver
From Laura
Did you get a chance to nap on the plane?
From Derek
No I didn’t sleep, I just pulled my hat over my eyes. I didn’t want to miss it if hot guy came by.
From Laura
Why pull your hat over your eyes if your weren’t going to sleep?
From Derek
The guy next to me had one of those litebright things and was blinding me.
From Derek
Plus the screaming baby on the plane made me want to hide from the world
From Derek
I hate people
From Laura
Not Adorable Nerd Guy
From Derek
No, not Adorable Nerd Guy
From Derek
I mean hot guy
From Derek
I refuse to call him by your title
From Laura
You should go talk to him
From Derek
I smiled at him!
From Derek
He looked really shocked and then kind of smiled back. It looked a little manic
From Derek
He went back to texting
From Derek
He’s probably telling his boyfriend about the weird guy who smiled at him at the airport
From Laura
So you’ve decided he’s into dudes now?
From Derek
Yes
From Derek
He can’t be straight AND taken, that puts him too far out of my league
From Derek
Let me live my lie, Laura
From Laura
Feel free to continue on in your delusions.
From Laura
Of course you could make this real if you, you know, spoke to him
From Derek
I just flashed him my pecs
From Laura
WHAT????
From Derek
I was taking off my sweatshirt and my shirt got stuck to it
From Derek
False alarm, he was behind me. Still, I have some muscles back there that he probably doesn’t see everyday
From Laura
He could see them every day if he fell into bed with you every night….
From Derek
Was that meant to be some kind of pick-up line?
From Laura
I tried. I tried so hard.
From Laura
I bet he’s hard for you.
From Laura
Nope, damn, I’m horrifying myself at this point
From Derek
Please stop trying
From Laura
I was going to give you another one about trying in bed, but be proud of my restraint
From Derek
I’m proud
From Derek
He is behind me looking at the connecting flight board!
From Laura
Go offer to suck his dick during the layover
From Derek
Laura!
From Laura
Give me some credit, I ignored the layover joke that could have been made!
From Derek
I’m not even sure how that would have gone…? (lay him over… something?)
From Derek
I’m just going to assume you have no class.
From Laura
All I can come up with in response to that is a dirty teacher-student joke and I feel like that crosses a line.
From Derek
Thank god you have some morals
From Derek
He didn’t go to the same terminal as me
From Derek
I may have to give up on my hot guy
From Derek
It’s for the best really, he probably had a boyfriend anyway.
From Derek
Besides, I said I didn’t want to date anyone right now
From Laura
Alas, now I will never know the man who stole my brother’s heart
From Laura
PS Jennifer was a bitch and you should stop dating women all together because you have terrible taste in them.
From Laura
Your taste in men is so much better
From Laura
This is why I was rooting for Adorable Nerd Guy
From Laura
My tears for his disappearance are everlasting
From Laura
Have you texted Isaac yet to let him know that you will be landing in California soon?
From Derek
I’ll do it now
From Derek Hale to Isaac Lahey
Hey Isaac, I am just waiting for my plane to start boarding, but I will be leaving Denver within the hour and landing in Palmdale in like three hours.
From Isaac to Derek
Cool, I’ll be there to pick you up, what airline did you use?
From Derek
United
From Isaac
Okay man, look out for a light blue jeep. My car is in the shop so I’m driving my roommate’s
From Derek
Alright, will do. See you soon
From Isaac
See you then!