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2:32PM
Unknown Number
oh my fucking god pls help
felix oh my GOD hurry ur ass up
COME HERE U TOENAIL CREVICE DIRT
REPLY OR UR A HET
hi
LOSER I HATE U
anyway mr kwon is literally fucking dancing in the middle of class rn and i’m both scared and concerned
like he’s literally fucking up there bopping away to some tunes in the middle of maths class and i??
is he having some sort of psychotic break?? maybe it’s a fit??
OH MY GOD WHAT IF HE’S HAVING A FIT
can u get arrested for not intervening when someone’s fitting
is that the word
fitting
okay nvm not the point
i can't go to prison though
i’m too pretty for prison i wont last a second
what do i DO
nvm he’s stopped and now i’m a bit sad i was mentally preparing myself to do some life saving
also wow thanks u were absolutely no help u greasy ass frog
greasy ass frog as in a frog that’s greasy as fuck or a frog thats of an ass and is greasy
the second one
nice
btw i’m not whoever felix is i just didn't want you thinking i’m a het bc that’s The Most disgusting shit i’ve heard since hyojoo said i couldn't dance better than her in primary school
what
oh
OH
YOURE NOT FELIX
that i am not
OH NO
I CALLED YOU FROG THATS OF AN ASS AND IS GREASY
OH
NO
SJKJKJDNKSJKL
BYE
2:38PM
deep gay
I HATE YOU THIS IS YOUR FAULT
what
2:39PM
Unknown Number
what wait no come back
this is entertaining i want to hear more about your maths teacher and his moves
does he got the moves like jagger
eye
yes
i think
idk i’ve never seen mcjagger dance
WHAT
GET OUT OF MY SIGHT
i’m not in your sight we’re texting
shut up
i will not listen to ur disrespect any longer
first of all it's MICK JAGGER NOT MCJAGGER WTF
secondly
who are you
fssjdjd uhh
i’m jisung
wow nice i feel like i’ve known u for years already jisung thank you for all this wonderful information to help me get to know the random unknown number i’ve been texting the past five minutes
damn ok u type long sentences
and you type long bursts of short sentences but you dont see me slandering u for it
WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT SLANDER
I WASN'T SLANDERING U I WAS JUST STATING FACTS
IM AN OBSERVANT PERSON OK
wtf okay calm it jisung
CALM IT JISUNFHFDHHSD
ugh ok
i’m han jisung and i’m 18 hbu
who said i was gonna give u info in return you could be a murderer for all i know
FSHSHDIHES
THATS
fine
be that way
i will
lmao kidding i’m minho
how goes it minho
it goes pretty good
how goes ur maths teacher
he’s fine now he’s just sat grading papers and sneaking crisps when he thinks we’re not looking
aren’t the kids supposed to be the one sneaking crisps
apparently not
damn
so what age r u
why do you care
u could be a child molester im not taking any chances
you're eighteen ur not a child
wait how do u know im eighteen
you told me
no i didn't??
oh
nvm i scrolled up u right
anyway i could lie about my age how will you know if im telling you the truth
i have my ways
right okay sixth sense
i see dead people
no you dont
no i dont
that would be pretty cool tho
the kid in the movie sees them all smashed up how would that be cool
wait ugh true nvm
it would be cool minus the smashing
sadly life comes with smashing
what kind of smashing are we talking abt bc some smashing is definitely not sad
shut up you just made me think about smashed up dead ppl smashing
FSJDHDJ EW
that sounds like some future serial killer thoughts right there tho minho u should like
get that sorted
shut up
anyway im 20
omg hot
what
i love older men
eye
shut up kid
KID FSDHDJSSHJHD
the catfish LEAPED out
SHUT UP
minho vs not telling me to shut up every second
shut up
i breathed
i wish u wouldn't
haha sick burn my dude
do i really need to say it again
say what again
shut
up
ouch
ur gonna hurt my feelings one of these days
do i look like i care
like i said i can't see u and u can't see me we’re t e x t i n g minho
do u think ur grandpa headass can take that piece of information in yes or no
oh my god shut up
ok i’ll take that as a no
u have a rly weak vocabulary btw
youre not wrong
ugh love self awareness
why are u texting anyway shouldnt you be paying attention to mr kwon or whatever
maths is boring ur more fun
wow thanks i’m honoured
dont get ahead of urself ur still boring too
u just managed to be less boring than like
mr kwon and his trigonometry
youre rly nice to me you know that jisung
likewise
oh shit gotta go the bell just went
see u minho
bye jisung go educate or whatever
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Jisung pocketed his phone as he stood up from one of the hard wooden seats that filled his maths classroom. He honestly wasn't sure how he had managed to text the wrong number (he decided to blame it on Felix though, because everything was always Felix's fault) but he couldn't stop the small grin he felt reach his face at the thought of the older boy he had accidentally texted.
The class had been going by slowly when all of a sudden Mr Kwon, Jisungs maths teacher, decided to get up and dance to the music off the radio he always let the kids listen to. Jisung had been shocked, to say the least, and had texted his best friend in this state of shock. Or at least he had meant to.
As he walked through the hallway to his last class of the day he pulled his phone out of his back pocket and saved Minhos number.
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3:58PM
minho
howdy loser
you know this is minho not felix or whoever right
yeah
what dyou want
why do i have to want something
everybody always wants something
…..
r u sure ur 20 bc that sounded like some 15 year olds existential bs
wow sorry for being deep and having emotions
shut up
hey you stole my line
it’s my line now
you can't do that
just did
shut up
nope mine now
how do you get to make it urs but i never got to make it mine
bc i’m cooler than u now shut up
i would really like to disagree
but u can't bc we both know im right
no
yes
no
yes
no
YES
ugh okay whatever
anyway how did you even end up texting me
idek mr kwon was dancing and i was scared i just typed in the first number i could think of
contacts are a thing why dont you have your friends saved
i do but like i said i was scared i wasn't thinking straight
you were scared
YES
HE WAS DOING THE ROBOT
IT WAS CONCERNING OK
okay i believe you that does sound a bit freaky
no okay yeah i just thought of my old maths teacher doing the robot and ur right that sounds traumatic
believe me it was
anyway minho, 20, who apparently did fucking learn how to read
where r u from
no
wdym no
no i’m not telling your ass where i live i’m not tryna get murdered
wtf ugh rude
what if i tell u where i live
go ahead
i’m from incheon come murder me dad
did you just call me dad
ur older than me and male it's an instinct
that sounds like a you problem
yh u right
where r u from tho like
i’ve told u where i live so
we both have equal chances of death
i would like to disagree given i'm not a murderer
well neither am i so my point still stands
ugh right whatever i’m from gimpo
oh shit we’re sorta close
not really
yes really dude it’s like an hour
i know where incheon is dumbass
right okay mr map
shut up dora
nah if anything i'm swiper the fox i got those sharp visuals u feel
i dont feel
nor do i want to
feeling ur face is not one of my top priorities believe it or not
wtf ‘nor’
who r u shakespeare
no ur just illiterate
no i'm jisung
thats
nor isn't even a shakesperian word
r u sure
yes
i'm not
that also sounds like a you problem
ugh ikr sad times
are u out of school then
yeah i only had one other class after maths so i’m walking home
wtf dont get run over
i’ll try not to
wait i take that back watch me run in front a car
death come catch me bro
wait mood
MOODDNJWSS
what
idk i just felt like u were more of an old school texter u caught me by surprise
wig
FHRSDHFIUD STOP
tea sis !!!!
omg ow ur hurting my brain i’ll literally block
go for it
hey ;(
ew stop
;(((((((
no
;;;;(((((((
fuck up
;;;;;;;;;--------((((((((
that’s disgusting
okay no ur right that last one was pretty ugly
glad we agree on something
ugh look see our bond is already growing next thing u know we’ll have seven kids, twelve grandchildren and a goldfish named sam
wtf we’re not calling our goldfish a whiteass name like sam
okay we can come up w a compromise
how about julia
for a male fish
yes
its still a whitie name but it’s better than sam julia roberts was a queen
wtf shes not dead
wait is she
i dont think so
THEN WHY DID U SAY WAS UR CINFUSING ME
leave me alone just bc i dont have a 289 IQ
DHFDHUS ME
i felt that hard bro
u get me bro
bro
bro
okay bye i rly did nearly get run over
oh my god be careful think about the children
think about julia
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When Jisung reached home he instantly texted Minho back. The boys spent the rest of the night exchanging words together and Jisung really felt like he had made a new friend that day. He just hoped Minho felt the same and wouldn't tire of him any time soon. Before he went to bed he sent the older boy a goodnight text and fell asleep with a soft smile on his face.
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11:22PM
deep gay
jisung literally what did u mean whats my fault
JISUNG
ugh bitch
this is why i dont like u