Avengers Assemble, Online!

Capt. Steve Rogers knows three things for sure.
1. Peter Parker is full of energy that tends to end in chaos.
2. Spiderman is a superhuman with way too many jitters.
3. Allowing them to be in the same room would be a disaster.
Tony Stark wishes he could keep the two apart and Peter just loves to troll Steve.

Notes:

I don't know if I'll do more of this. I just had this stray idea. Forgive any mistakes.
I own nothing.

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Intern Dude
@StarkIntern

May have blown up the lab a little bit. Baddies look out. Iron Man's new suit has bite. #bestdayever

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Tony Stark
@iamironman

@StarkIntern Baddies? Really, kid? Why do I put up with you?

Intern Dude
@StarkIntern

@iamironman *best batman voice* Because I'm awesome!

Capt. Steve Rogers
@redwhiteandblueberry

@iamironman Stark may I suggest a rule for @StarkIntern?

Tony Stark
@iamironman

@redwhiteandblueberry I'm listening. You do know I have whole AI's dedicated to keeping @StarkIntern in check, right?

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Capt. Steve Rogers
@redwhiteandblueberry

@iamironman @StarkIntern has too much energy. If he and @WallCrawler ever ended up in the same room it'd spontaniously combust. Seriously, no one wants to deal with that much energy.

Intern Dude
@StarkIntern

@redwhiteandblueberry Are you trying to make it so I can't meet Spiderman?! Not cool, Captain. @iamironman I promise I'll be good.

Spiderman
@WallCrawler

Yeah @iamironman, @StarkIntern seems awesome. Didn't he design my webshooters? Why can't we meet?

InternDude
@StarkIntern

OH MY GOSH, SPIDERMAN THINKS I'M AWESOME! #bestdayever

Tony Stark
@iamironman

I'm done with this shit. @StarkIntern, you're grounded. @WallCrawler, you're rediculous. @redwhiteandblueberry, I'm drafting a new protocol.

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