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Pitou paused, eyes catching on a colourful shelf of magazines lined up just outside the front door. Many were irrelevant to the former Royal Guard, senseless drabble about human gossip and diets and other worthless information. However their gaze snagged on a specific magazine, emblazoned with a picture of a pretty long-haired blonde woman but the words printed across her were most interesting-
'The top ten dating tips for women- a must have if you're unlucky in love!'
After a moment of thought Pitou took the magazine even though they weren't a human woman. They were largely ignorant as to how human mating functioned and figured perhaps some reading material would help so they left the store with it in hand. The clerk tried to stop them but one violent glare turned the man into a sweating mess. However they remembered their promise, so otherwise they didn't harm the human and made sure to only use their bestial nature to briefly panic him.
Then they found a nice comfy tree in a local park to do some reading, tail curling around their ankle and glossy magazine propped up on their knees.
"Let's see, step one..."