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Interviewer: Officer Jyuto Iruma, Site-43
Interviewee: SCP-123-1
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[BEGIN LOG]
Iruma: Afternoon. Dr. Jinguji laments not being able to be here today. I’ll be the one conducting the interview this time around, my name is Jyuto Iruma.
SCP-123-1: Ahh, don’t worry about it, don’t worry about it! I trust doc didn’t leave us in bad hands. (Light laugh)
Iruma: Oh, you flatter me. By the way, pardon me if I ever do say anything insensitive, I do believe this is only my second time coming in any sort of contact with you…?
SCP-123-1: Really? I ‘aven’t seen you before personally.
Iruma: Right. It must have been one of your… Brothers? That’s what you call them, right?
SCP-123-1: Yup, they’re my bros.
Iruma: If I may ask, don’t you three share memories and thoughts? You would’ve remembered me from those even if you hadn’t seen me personally.
SCP-123-1: I mean- yeah, but I don’ really like invading their privacy like that. I keep well outta their memories, m’sure they don’t need me snooping in there.
Iruma: That’s very respectable, I hope they both hold you in the same esteem. You’re the eldest, right?
SCP-123-1: Yeah, oldest by a couple o’ years. Been caring for my bros for a long time.
Iruma: Ah- wait, actually. Sorry to have to ask this, but what are your names? I must sound so detached and insensitive. (Laugh)
SCP-123-1: (Mumbling) Everyone in this facility is detached and insensitive.
Iruma: I understand how you feel, but please refrain from pettily throwing around inflammatory statements like that. If you have any issues, express them out loud for me, okay?
SCP-123-1: Look, dude, we just want to get this over with as quick as possible, but god you make it so hard.
Iruma: Me specifically, or the staff in general?
SCP-123-1: Everyone.
Iruma: Mind telling me why you think so?
SCP-123-1: (Agitated) You all- you speak so- you’re always looking down on us!
Iruma: Ah, so you have a problem with the formality? Would speaking more casually help you?
SCP-123-1: It’ll still sound disingenuous, I know it.
Iruma: Well, I’ll take the opportunity to stop speaking like I have a stick up my a** anyways.
SCP-123-1: You people are allowed to curse?
Iruma: Technically, yeah. It’ll be censored in the official log anyways, so it doesn’t really matter much anyways.
SCP-123-1: Really? Holy s**t.
Iruma: Keep in mind I’m being super unprofessional right now, though.
SCP-123-1: We assumed, gee.
Iruma: This any better for you?
SCP-123-1: A little, thanks.
Iruma: Good, I don’t want to be stuck in a room interrogating hostile children.
SCP-123-1: Wh-?! I’m not a kid!
Iruma: Your brothers are though, right?
SCP-123-1: They aren’t here…
Iruma: (Laughing) You’ve been speaking in mostly plural pronouns this entire time.
SCP-123-1: You got a problem with that?!
Iruma: No no, heavens no. It’s endearing if anything.
SCP-123-1: (Scoff)
Iruma: Right, right. I think I’ve taken enough of your time, thanks for not flipping your s**t or anything.
SCP-123-1: So soon?
Iruma: Yeah, these are short, we don’t have much time to waste around here.
SCP-123-1: A’ight, I’m not complaining.
Iruma: I’ll be back later to interview your kid brothers, tell them to not be scared or whatever.
SCP-123-1: Sure.
Iruma: Okay, bye.
[END LOG]