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Narrator: “Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, also known as PewDiePie is a 28 year-old Swedish internet personality, comedian and video game commentator known for his videos on YouTube and appearances on numerous playthrough videos.

PewDiePie is known for his comedy revolved around things found on the internet and more formerly Let's Plays on horror-themed video games, as well as playing many other types of games, including flash and indie games, and records his reactions through audio and webcam recording and the main protagonist of his videos. Since 2015, more vlogs have been present on his channel at a consistent basis.

PewDiePie's fanbase is formerly known as the "Bro Army" in which he now refers to them as the “9-year-old army", which includes more than 80,000,000 subscribers on YouTube.

Felix Kjellberg was born on October 24th, 1989 and currently lives in Brighton, England.

He originates from Gothenburg, Sweden. His ancestors came from Sweden, Norway, the Netherlands, Germany, and Poland. He graduated from high school in Gothenburg. Afterwards, Felix began college at Chalmers University of Technologyand left in 2011.

He created his first YouTube channel in December of 2006.

After forgetting his password on his original channel “PewDie”, Felix opened his second YouTube account under the name PewDiePie on April 29th, 2010.

During 2013, PewDiePie was already rising up on the most subscribed YouTubers leaderboard, making it in the top 10. At the time, Smosh was the most subscribed channel on the platform, with having that rank since the previous year. In August 2013, PewDiePie's subscriber numbers were getting up to Smosh's numbers, with them both having the sub count of 11 million. On August 15th, 2013 7:30 PM EST, whilst PewDiePie already filmed and uploaded the supposed video for that day, he officially surpassed Smosh's subscriber count of 11,915,062 with his sub count of 11,915,435. It was revealed on Twitter that he was predicting that day he would get #1 most subscribed and "would celebrate by sleeping", in which he did around 2 or 3 AM. On the next day, he made a video relating to the event, joined by Smosh whom although lost their #1 rank, they were happy that PewDiePie achieved it.

In January 2018, T-Series became the second most subscribed YouTube channel with over 30 million subscribers; T-Series was growing much more quickly than PewDiePie. It took until August 29, 2018 for PewDiePie to heed this warning—he declared war on T-Series; thus, the Great Subscriber War started. It is being fought to this day."

Felix: ”My fellow bros, my fellow brethren, my fellow comrades, the time has come for us to fight back.
No more will we become oppressed by mainstream media.
No more will i take this online abuse and hatred.
No more will i say “I’m sorry. I messed up, okay?”.
And you know why? ‘Cause we’re FAILING.
Another YouTube Channel in taking over.
That’s right, in no less than in November this Year, PewDiePie will not be the biggest channel on YouTube!
That’d be pretty nice actually-NO!
We must fight BACK.
Who is this “T-Series” Channel?
“Oh, this Channel will pass PewDiePie” “pewdiepewdiepewdie-”
SHHHTFFFKP!
I’M NUMBER ONE! I’M NUMBER ONE!
No more lame boxing matches, I challenge T-Series to a Saber fight, like real men.
I’m throwing my glove at you, T-Series.
Fight me, IRL, to the death.
No boxing glove and helmets; I’m talking about to the death here.”

Meanwhile somewhere in India...

???: "Do you think that this thread was made in a joking matter?"
???: "No. I believe this man is foolish enough to oppose us."
???: "Should i perhaps investigate this man? He could be the One."
???: "That is impossible. The chances of “Him” being from sweden are too low."
???: "But there has to be a reason as of why he has so many followers."
???: "That may be the case. But “He” would never fight against his own blood."
???: "This may be a Test. To prove us worthy of his help. I must investigate him!"
???: "Fine. Do as you please."
???: "I will. And should he not be “Him”, what then?"
???: "Dispose of him. We will reach our “goal” faster this way."
???: "Alright. let’s see if you are truly “Him”."

Just who are these people...

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Felix: “I'm going to go Shopping. I’ll be back soon.”
Marzia: “Don’t forget to buy food for Maya & Edgar!”
Felix: “I won’t forget it!”

As Felix said these words, he left his House and drove to the Supermarket. It was currently raining in Brighton (what a surprise) and the weather did not seem to get better.

Felix arrived at the Supermarket. There didn’t seem to be many people buying stuff (most likely because of the shitty weather).

But there was one Person who seemed to notice Felix and immediately recognized him. He was shorter than Felix and had blue-ish Hair, a turquoise Fedora with a peacock feather, an orange shirt with a turquoise jacket, brown pants and brown shoes.

The mysterious man began to start a conversation with Felix as he returned the trolley to where it belonged.

???: “Hey! Are you PewDiePie?”
Felix: “Uhh… yes.”
???: “Oh really! Could you please take a picture with me? I’m a big fan.”
Felix: “Yeah sure!”
???: “Thanks.”

It is not uncommon for famous people like Felix to take pictures with fans of him.

???: “Thank you very much for the picture. I really appreciate it!”
Felix: “No problem. I’m su-”
???: “Just one question!”
Felix: “Huh? A question?”
???: “ Yes! One question. Do you really think that you can win against T-Series?”
Felix: “T-Series? Oh… not really.”
???: “What!”
Felix: “Im mean it’s all just a joke really. At the end of the day it doesn’t matter who the most subscribed Channel is.”
???: You're joking right! This thread! The Battle to death! It was all a JOKE?!”
Felix: “Uh… yeah. Why are you surprised? I thought it was obvio-”
???: “How dare you oppose me with empty threats!”
Felix: “Huh!?”

Within a split second he grabbed Felix and threw him into the trolley with full force.

Felix: “WUUUOOAAAH!”
*crash*
Felix: “Aaahhh! What the Fuck is wrong with you! Who are you?!”
???: “Who i am? I am Krishna, the Leader of T-Series and the divine Savior of India!”
Felix: “Wha-What!”
Krishna: “And you, Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg are nothing but an Ant standing between me and my “Salvation” of India and all of humanity.”
Felix: “Salvation?”
Krishna: “But enough talk! Now i know that you are not “Him”. You must be eliminated for the Salvation of India!”

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Krishna: “Prepare to die, Ant! You must disappear in order for T-Series to save India!”

As Krishna spoke his words a strong wind appeared, blowing Felix further away.

Felix: “Whoooaaah!”

*wooooosh*

The wind was strong enough to make Felix fly right into the sliding door of the supermarket, breaking through it and landing on a shelf.

*crash*

Felix: “Arghhhfffck!”
Krishna: “You’re still alive? That means my powers must have decreased significantly since the last time i was in this World.”
Felix: “Urgh! Why! Why are doing this!”
Krishna: “Why? Because with you out of the picture T-Series will become the greatest Channel on YouTube and allow me to save not just all of India, but humanity itself. This is my Salvation!”

Just as Krishna tried summoned another wind storm, Felix tried to ram Krishna with the trolley he was supposed to put pack.

Felix: “Take this, asshole!”
Krishna: “Hm?”

*crash*

Felix drove the trolley right into Krishna, damaging him.

Krishna: “Ugh! How! How did he have the strength to push this trolley? How?! The wind should have damaged him at least enough to break his bones. So how! Was i wrong? Could this Ant truly be “Him”?”
Felix: “I… did it… fyyyaagchh…*pant* *pant* *pant*”
Krishna: “He doesn't look like he took a lot damage but he also doesn’t seem to have any stamina left. He is completely breathless!”
Felix:”*pant* *pant* *pant*.”

The rainy weather suddenly became darker. Loud thunderstorms could be heard in the distance. A thunderbolt came down striking on of the cars on the parking lot.

Krishna: “This is the End! Zio!”

Krishna pointed his finger upwards and summoned a thunderbolt to strike Felix down.

How could Felix defend himself against this?

Enemy Info

Krishna:

"A divine hero of Hindu mythology. He is the eighth avatar of Vishnu, who is said to appear whenever the world is at risk. Name is sometimes translated as "all-attractive." Raised by cow herders. As a boy, he would play his flute, causing women to flock to him. As an adult, he became a great tactician. Shot in the back of the leg by mistake by a hunter named Jara."

Abilities:

• Zan (Wind manipulation)
• Zio (Thunder manipulation)
• ??? (unknown)
• ??? (unknown)
• ??? (unknown)

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Just as the Lightning Bolt was about to strike Felix down...

*zaaap*

The Lightning missed!

It was only by a few meters but the Lightning missed!

Krishna: “What?!”

It seemed as if the Lightning was completely distorted and bent, as if it refused to strike Felix down.

Krishna: “This Phenomenon! So you must be “Him”! There is no other option! This must be a miracle from the Buddha himself! I can see it, your fighting spirit coming from within you!”

A strange aura started to surround Felix.

Krishna: “But… the Time of Salvation has not come yet, your fighting spirit is too weak and T-Series must still pass you in Subscribers, though it certainly won’t take long. I shall go... for now. But know that i will watch over you… “Kalki”.”

Within just mere seconds Krishna vanished.

Felix: “Hey! Come back you asshole!”

Although Felix only suffered minor injuries from this battle he was severely exhausted.

Later that day...

Marzia: “Oh my God Felix! What happened to your shoulder?! Did someone attack you? Should i call the Police?”
Felix: “No No!, it’s okay. I just had a small accident. I just fell and hurt my shoulder. It’s really not as bad as it looks.”
Marzia: “Really?”
Felix: “Really! I swear, it’s nothing. It doesn’t even hurt anymore”
Marzia: “...Okay…”
Felix: “ I swear i’m fine. (Krishna… T-Series… Salvation… Kalki… what does this all mean? How did he have such superhuman strength? How did he make this wind storm? How did he make a lightning bolt? It was so bizarre… But i know one thing. I must Stop T-Series!) Oh by the way i didn’t forget to buy food for the pugs. See, i told you!

A metaphorical war becomes a real war,
a provocation becomes a battle to the death,
a bizarre phenomenon manifests itself within a world of total normality.

This is just the beginning of this bizarre Story…

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Narrator: “Super Cassettes Industries Private Limited, also known as T-Series, is an Indian music record label and film production company founded by Gulshan Kumar in 1983. It is primarily known for Bollywood music soundtracks and Indi-pop music. As of 2014, T-Series is India's largest music record label, with up to a 35% share of the Indian music market , followed by Sony Music India and Zee Music .

Kumar, initially a fruit juice seller in Delhi , founded T-Series to sell pirated Bollywood songs before the company eventually began producing new music. Their breakthrough came with the soundtrack for the 1988 Bollywood blockbuster Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak , composed by Anand-Milind , written by Majrooh Sultanpuri , and starring Aamir Khan and Juhi Chawla , which became one of the best-selling Indian music albums of the 1980s, with over 8 million sales. They eventually became a leading music label with the release of Aashiqui (1990), composed by Nadeem–Shravan , which sold 20 million copies and became the best-selling Indian soundtrack album of all time. However, Gulshan Kumar was murdered by the Mumbai mafia syndicate D-Company in 1997. Since then, T-Series has been led by his son Bhushan Kumar and younger brother Krishan Kumar .

On YouTube , T-Series has a multi-channel network , with 29 channels that have more than 140 million subscribers as of January 2019. The company's YouTube team consists of 13 people at the T-Series headquarters. The company's main T-Series channel on YouTube primarily shows music videos as well as film trailers. In January 2017, it became the most-viewed YouTube channel , with 62.8 billion views as of 24 February 2019. It also ranks as the second most-subscribed channel behind PewDiePie .”

Meanwhile in India, T-Series HQ...

Bhushan: “Everything is going according to Plan, Lord Krishna.”
Krishna: “Oh really? But has been an entire month since this “war” began and we are still behind PewDiePie.”
Bhushan: “Yes, but thanks to him even more people outside of India know of us. This “war” will help us achieve your goal, my Lord Krishna, not destroy it.”
Krishna: “You’re right. Perhaps the Kalki is merely testing our resolve. To prove to him that humanity is worth saving.”
Bhushan: “That is the most logical conclusion, my Lord”
Krishna: “But still… why is he from sweden? Why would our savior come from there and not from India?”
Bhushan: “My Lord, certainly this to, is a test to prove your worth to him as our glorious Leader.”
Krishna: “Perhaps. Tell me, how long will it take until we're finally the most subscribed channel?”
Bhushan: “It will definitely take just a few weeks at most! I promise you, Lord Krishna. I will do whatever it takes!”
Krishna: “Very well. Keep doing what you’re doing and well see where it brings us. I shall return to Brighton to keep an eye out for our Kalki.”
Bhushan: “Yes yes yes! Of course, Lord Krishna. We’re on the brink of becoming the world’s biggest YouTube channel. We can make history. We can make India win!”

Meanwhile in the UK...

Felix: “That’s it for this weeks LWIAY *clap* YouTube’s *clap* favorite *clap* show everybody. If you enjoyed this video smash like and subscribe if you haven’t already.
Submit a meme.
Give it a go.
Give it a try.
It doesn’t seem to matter what i tell you guys to do you'll do just whatever you want anyway so just do what you do.”

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Felix: “Um, this is not a big deal or whatever. I’m having some problem with my videos. I don’t know if it’s a technical issue or whatever. I’m trying to sort it out with YouTube, but it seems like they’re not publishing it properly, i know it’s such an old meme but they’re not publishing properly to sub boxes. I subscribe to my own channel, so i know it’s not working properly because i’m not getting notified myself. And I don’t know it’s just a bunch of annoying stuff that you have to deal with behind the scenes that can be really stressful and annoying but i notice a lot of really nice and supportive comments in the last two videos and it really cheered me up when i was really annoyed. So I just want to say i appreciate you guys always being so supportive. I know it’s like a meme or whatever that I’m so annoyed all the time but i see you guys and i appreciate you and i wanted you to know that so thank you very much and i’ll see you tomorrow.

Goodbye.”

End of the recording...

Felix: (Last month… T-Series… Krishna… I almost can’t believe that happened. It was so surreal. The Leader of T-Series is… a god? He tried to kill me but then he just went away. He called me a Kalki? I can’t remember exactly. I haven't told anyone what happened. It was just to bizarre. If this guy… Krishna really is an indian god… then… then than means…)

“Urgh! My head is hurting again!”

Ever since this incident last month Felix has had strange headaches whenever he thought about it. It was as if his brain was forcing him to forget this traumatic incident. His Hands and fingers were also pulsating and twitching from time to time as if they were somehow possessed by a ghost. There didn’t seem to be any cause for this strange phenomenon.

Whenever that happened, Felix decided to go out for a short walk outside because it stopped the pain.

It didn’t seem to be raining in Brighton this time. Maybe the sun will come out today (probably not).

While taking the usual route on his short walk Felix saw something strange in the field of his view.

Felix: “Is… is that a wolf?”

Indeed it seemed as if there was a wolf sitting just a few meters from Felix. The fact that there was a wolf just casually strolling the area was absolutely bizarre since wolves were exterminated from Britain through a combination of deforestation and active hunting through bounty systems during the reign of Henry VII (1485–1509).

It was so bizarre in fact, that no one else around the area seemed to notice the wolf, just Felix. By closer inspection it appears as if the wolf was somewhat… ghostly. It was just calmly sitting on the road staring into Felix’s eyes with a happy expression. It was af if the wolf knew him somehow.

Completely bewildered by the wolf Felix could do nothing but stare back.

Then after a few seconds the wolf stood up and walked away… slowly. Felix followed the wolf as if he knew that the wolf was leading him somewhere. Felix seemed in trance, just following the wolf around completely ignoring his surroundings, just following the wolf. He didn’t even notice that he was in a dark forest surrounded by large trees that appeared out of nowhere. Felix followed the wolf to a castle in the middle of the forest that seemed somehow familiar. As Felix came closer the castle grew bigger and more threatening. The wolf walked right through the door like a ghost. Felix kept following him and entered the castle not knowing that it would become...

A Dark Descent.

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29th of September 2018

1 day after the release of Amnesia: Hard Mode

Felix: “Don't forget. Some things mustn't be forgotten. The shadow hunting me … I must hurry. My name is Felix, I live in Gothenburg, Sweden… no… no not there... at … at … ah, Brighton… it was Brighton, UK. What have I done? This is crazy. Don't forget, don't forget. I must stop him… Krishna… T-Series. Focus! My name is … is … I am Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg… I am PewDiePie.”

Felix woke up in a Rainy Hall. Most of his memories were gone. It was as if he had… Amnesia

Felix: “Oh God my Head, i got a headache. Oh Sunday mornings ehh… too much Jäger oww my head.”

Felix begann looking at his surroundings and noticed something on the floor.

Felix: “The Hell is this? Is it Blood or Rose… Rose leafs or whatever it’s called… yeah it’s roses.” (It wasn’t roses)

He searched the entire corridor for clues. There was a small room with just a chair, a table and a candle on top of the table; no clues. The was a second small room; there were giant boulders blocking the path. In the corridor itself was also just a table with a potted plant. He decided to throw the potted plant against the window.

*Crash*

For some reason only the plant was destroyed and not the window. This made Felix laugh for some reason.

Felix: “Hehe… hahahaha… okay, that wasn’t me. Im outta here.”
Felix then proceeded to leave the corridor since he didn’t find any clues. The corridor he woke up in was connected to another corridor. But this one had statues of armored knights in there.
Felix: “Oh god… I don’t trust statues… wah-what is this on the floor… ah… ahhh…”

Unlike the other corridor, this one was also covered in darkness. This darkness was so overwhelming that it would make even the most sane person insane. Everything seemed distorted and it was draining the stamina of Felix forcing him to fall on the ground and making him crawl.

Felix: “Get up! Come on! Get up Felix! Oh! Ah!”

He managed to crawl through the dark corridor by following the pink liquid trail on the ground and got up on his knees.

Felix: “The Fuck… seriously i don’t trust you guys”

He walked towards a big wooden door.

Felix: “Come on, i’m not a pussy. Just gonna head out there. Nothing usual. Just gonna go out there.”

*roar*

Felix: “Ahhhhh! Okay! Don’t go that door! Camp in the corner… camp in the corner… i’m a CoD Player i know this… camp in the corner works every time…” He walked as far away as he could from that big wooden door and decided to go to the corridor left from the closed wooden door.
Felix: “Deep breath, you can do this…”

This corridor was much nicer than the other two. It was decorated with Renaissance paintings. To the right was a nice room with a fireplace, some liquor and a velvet chair. But sadly there were no clues whatsoever so Felix left the room back the the corridor.

The corridor lead to a stairway to the upper floor.

In the upper floor were more corridors which were covered in darkness. Strange sounds were coming from all directions. It was impossible to even breathe properly.

Felix: “No-oh-oh *breath* ohh… *breath* co-come up ah *breath* Get up Felix *cough* Get… up… from… the… *heavy breathing* come… on… *cough* Felix *cough* Oh Fuck…”

With all his might and power, Felix somehow managed to walk threw the dark corridors and regained his breath.

He entered a hall with two rooms on the right side and another stairway on the left side.

He proceeded to enter the first room on the right. It seemed to be some kind of storage room though he couldn't see much since it wasn't very lit.

But… there was something in there...

Felix: “Huuuuhh-aahh! What the Fuck!”

It was just the statue of an armored knight.

Felix: “Oh it was just a… oh Fuck you… fucking statue… I wasn’t scared. Me? Scared? Pffft.”

Since this room had no clues either he decided to exit it and check the other room.

Felix: “I don’t wanna go in there...”

Unlike the other room this one was nicely lit. There were three paintings on the walls and a red carpet on the floor.

But the moment Felix entered the room the light suddenly vanished and darkness took hold.

Felix: “Holy Fuck! No no no no no no no no no no lock it lock it lock it lock it!”

He fled from the room and closed the door immediately.

Felix: “Fuck seriously i’m outta here… god dammit fuck this game…
game…
what…
why… did i say “game”? This isn’t a game… right?
Why did it just say that?
Why do i feel like… i said this before?
This Hall, those corridors, the chair, the plant, the statues, the… darkness…
It all feel so… familiar… like a Deja vu.
Have i really done this all before. Have i really “played” this all before?
Ahh my head hurts! I have to go.
I have to carry on…”

Felix took the Stairway on the left side and walked down. This way lead to the Old Archives.

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The Old Archives were well lit with torches on the walls witch made Felix a little more comfortable. That was until a door opened on the other end of the corridor, causing a strong wind to blow out the torches and engulfing the entire corridor in darkness.

Panicked that Felix would lose his sanity to the darkness again ran like a madman without without hitting walls somehow. He knew exactly where he wanted to go. After making a sharp left-turn he reached the Room where the Lantern was.

Felix: “The Lantern! My good ol’ pal.”

Seeing the Lantern filled Felix with relief. It was a very familiar feeling to him. Almost instinctively he turned it on bringing more light to the darkness. Afterwards he walked straight to the room with the Note from Daniel… no… the Note wasn’t from Daniel. It was from Felix himself.

Felix’s Note to Self

Past Felix: “29th of September, 2018
I wish i could ask you how much you remember. I don’t know if there will be anything left after i consume this G Fuel.
Don’t be afraid Felix. I can’t tell you why, but know this, I choose to forget. Try to find comfort and strength in that fact. There is a purpose. You are my final effort to put things right.
God willing, the Name T-Series still evokes bitter anger in you. If not, this will sound horrible.
Go the the Inner Sanctum, find Erik Jedvardsson IX and kill him. His Body is old and weak, and yours, young and strong. He will be no match for you.”

Felix: “Hehehe way to prop yourself up… me…”

Past Felix: “King Erik IX is guarding something called the “Bow and Arrow”. Your job is to stab yourself with the Arrow and awaken a “Stand”.
Once you’ve awakened your Stand Ability, you need to leave the Castle and defeat T-Series.
Redeem us both Felix. Descent into the darkness where King Erik IX waits and murder him.
Your former self

PewDiePie”

This Note only opened up more questions.

Who the hell is King Erik IX? Why must he be killed? Where is the Inner Sanctum? What is the Bow and Arrow? Why must Felix pierce himself with the Arrow? What it a Stand? How can Felixe escape from this Castle? How can T-Series be defeated?

All these questions where going through Felix’s head but no answer came.

Felix: “I… guess i’m just gonna carry on until i reach the Inner Sanctum. At least i know where i have to go now.”

Now Felix just had to find the secret passageway to continue his journey into the darkness.

Felix: “Don’t waste the Light Felix, they're gonna yell at you like they always do, cuz i’m an idiot.”

After a few seconds, Felix noticed the lever.

Felix: “The lever yes, i remember”

*clack*

Felix: “There we go.”

The lever activated a secret pathway behind a bookshelf to the Entrance Hall.

The Entrance Hall was massive. It had two floors and was connected to the Laboratory, the Wine Cellar, the Archives and the Refinery. In order to reach the Inner Sanctum, Felix has to go through the Refinery to the Cellar Archives. Unfortunately the path to the Refinery was blocked by organic matter witch could only be destroyed by acid.

Felix decided to head to the Archives.

Felix: “Ah! this is a nice new set of environment.”

While exploring the rooms of the Archives, Felix found a very familiar small statue.

Felix: “What the hell? What are you doing? What are you trying to accomplish?”

Felix quickly lost interest and ignored Stepha… im mean the statue and continued to walk around the Archives aimlessly until by try and error he found the Room with the Book Puzzle.

Felix: “Still got it Baby! Whooo! Yeah! Alright!”

A secret path behind a bookshelf opened after solving the Book Puzzle revealing the room with the key to the Wine Cellar. After taking the key, Felix went back to the Entrance Hall but on the way there he heard an all familiar sound that sent shivers down his spine.

*growl*

Felix: “Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa I saw a Monster! *cries* I don’t wanna go there… but… wait no! Shhtfffkpp! It’s just a spook!
It’s just a spook,
it’s just a spook,
it’s just a spook,
it’s just a spook,
I’m going for it,
I’m going for it,
I’m going for it,
I’m going for it,
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!”

Felix grabbed a chair and ran straight to the Entrance Hall. The Bro was just a spook but the fear was real.

Åh jävlar! Helvette!

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Narrator: “King Erik IX reigned from 1155 until his death on 18 May 1160. He was later named the patron saint of Sweden and his burial crown is said to be the oldest known royal crown in the country.

Many reports claim the king, also known as Erik Jedvardsson, was murdered by Emund Ulvbane - an assassin hired by people working for the Sverker dynasty, in order for them to regain the control of the kingdom.

Popular folklore claims a miracle occurred at Erik's death - that a fountain sprang from the earth where the king's head fell after he was beheaded.

It is thought Erik played a key role in spreading Christianity to Finland.

In an effort to conquer and convert the Finns, he allegedly led the First Swedish Crusade against the native Finns and persuaded an English Bishop Henry of Uppsala to remain in Finland to evangelize the natives, later becoming a martyr there.

He was also responsible for codifying the laws of his kingdom, after which he was given the nickname Erik the Lawgiver.

Rumour has it that Felix Kjellberg is a descendant of King Erik IX.”

And then more scary stuff happens and Felix reaches the Inner Sanctum.

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Erik IX: “So you’ve made it.”
Felix: “Yeah.”
Erik IX: “You should have awakened to your Stand Ability when Krishna attacked you on that day but you didn’t. Instead your body started to act against you by keeping your Stand sealed. All because you were afraid to die.
Felix: “If you put it like this… i guess it makes sense.
Erik IX: “Your Spirit was so weak. You couldn’t even awaken your Stand without the use of the Bow and Arrow. Even now after all you have been through i still see weakness in your heart. It’s just as weak as your Stand. You won’t accomplish nothing by fighting against T-Series.”
Felix: “You’re wrong! I promised my former self that i’ll win this battle.”
Erik IX: “Still… such a Fool. Is this truly what will become of my lineage? Weak humans that can’t even use the power from God himself properly? I’ll kill you before you do that to yourself!”
Felix: “Not if i kill you first! Radiohead!”

Felix defeats Erik IX and gets teleported back to the entrance of the forest. He returns home.

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Alex DeLarge breaks into Felix's house where Marzia currently is. Brad happens to be there and fights Alex.

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The name "Pewdie" was created from pew, the sound a laser makes, and die, what happens when you get hit by a laser. However, after forgetting the password to his original YouTube account under the name Pewdie, he created a similarly named one by adding the word pie because he "fuckin' loves pie," thus forming "PewDiePie".

That is why his stand Radiohead -Fuzz- functions the way it does. It is vidualised as a fusion between a duck & an tank but the power comes from Pewds's finger. A can shoot blue lasers like Yusuke Urameshi. Once all his 10 finger were shote, he can reload by clapping twice.

In Rainbows: "that anonymous fear thing, sitting in traffic, thinking, 'I'm sure I'm supposed to be doing something else' ... it's similar to OK Computer in a way. It's much more terrifying."

Felix returs home, finds Alex treatening Marzia & Brade, and uses his newly aquired Stand ability, Radiohead -Fuzz-.

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If this were an anime it would be 39 episodes long: Enter Felix Kjellberg (1-2) (29. August 2018)
PewDiePie vs T-Series (3-4)
The Happy Wolf in a Forest (5-6) (5. September 2018)
The Dark Descent, Part 1 (7-8)
The Dark Descent, Part 2 (8-9)
A Clockwork Orange, Part 1 (10-11)
A Clockwork Orange, Part 2 (12-13)
The Ranch, Part 1(Alinity/Timmy/N-Word/Eat the Child Felix) (13-14)
The Ranch, Part 2 (14-15)
Pew News, Part 1 (16-17)
Pew News, Part 2 (17-18)
PewDiePie vs The Soviet Union, Part 1 (19-20)
PewDiePie vs The Soviet Union, Part 2 (20-21)
Shesha, The King of all Nagas, Part 1 (5. Oktober 2018) (22-23)
Shesha, The King of all Nagas, Part 2 (5. Oktober 2018) (24-25)
MrBeast Enters the Game (26. Oktober 2018) (26-27)
Dalai Lama’s Enlightenment, Part 1 (27-28)
Dalai Lama’s Enlightenment, Part 2 (29-30)
Sponsor Eagle (31-32)
Getting Over It with PewDiePie (33-34)
Brad 1 (34-35)
Audace - Retour, Part 1 (Slippy/Cardboard Family/2011 Felix) (36-37)
Audace - Retour, Part 2 (4. Dezember 2018) (37-38)
Hej Monika (11. Dezember 2018) (39-40)
Welcome to the Adpokalypse (27. Dezember 2018) (41-42)
The World Ends with You (43-44)
Who is the REAL PewDiePie?! (12. Januar 2019) (45-46)
Endgame (47-48)
Lord Krishna, Part 1 (3. Februar 2019 18:00) (49-50)
Lord Krishna, Part 2 (51-52)
Wishing Stone (53-54) (4. Februar 2019/New Moon) (52-53)
Deathspacito (55-56)
Vishnu-Brad: The Preserver, Part 1 (57-58)
Vishnu-Brad: The Preserver, Part 2 (58-59)
Vishnu-Brad: The Preserver, Part 3 (59-60) (MrBeast dies)
Brofist (62-63)
Falcon Lover & Beastmaster 64 (64-65)
The Bridge (66-67)
The End of PewDiePie (Marzia Kills Beastmaster 64 with Hitler PewDiePie’s Head) (68-69)

Also also, I forgot to mention my plans for the anime opening:

MEME REVIEW
So in the first Scene of the Opening where the Statue of David is. Instead there is the Skeleton Body from PewDiePie’s MEME REVIEW Merch.
Cut to the Title of the Anime (PewDiePie: The Great Subscriber War)
The in the next Scene you can see Giorno’s Hand bleeding on the ground. The Pewds Version is mostly the same except he does the OK Sign instead.
Cut the the Full Body Shot of Giorno/Pewds.
In the next Scene we see Mista running from something, turning around and then shooting from his Gun 007 Style. In the Pewds Version it’s the same except it’s MrBeast instead of Mista.
It then goes to the Trish Scene where she falls down. In the Meme Version it’s also the same except it’s Marzia who falls.
It then cuts to the Head of Abbacchio dead Partner made out of Sand falling and breaking apart. In the Meme Version it's the Head of Terra Mater. out the Sand then grows a sprout which turns into a Tree (Yggdrasil). There is no equivalent to Narancia.
It the cuts to Fugo’s Scene. Instead of Fugo there is Brad representing Brad 1 and Brad 2 (Sive 1).
It then cuts to the Scene where Bruno walks forward. In the Meme Version it’s Felix again except it’s all the Felix's through the years (2011-2018) ending with current Felix.
The next Scene then shows all Characters posing with there Stands. In the Meme Version it’s our Four Main Character without their Stands (Cause Spoilers).
The next Scene is Black and White where Giorno touches one of the chains which turns into plants. The Meme Version is still Black and White but this Time it’s Felix using his Sabel Sword to Slash Shesha.
Then comes the FIGHTING GOOOOLD... Scene. In the Meme Version it’s “ MEME REEEEEEVIEW…”. The Scene show all Characters using their Stands in action. In the Meme Version it’s just Felix clapping twice and using Radiohead to shooting all 10 of his Lasers. It’s like the Opening Cutscene from Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - World of Light where Galeem shoots his Lasers at the Character evaporating them Thanos Style. It’s just like that Scene except all the Nintendo Characters are replaced with Dead Memes that Pewds killed. Kirby is obviously Krishna who avoids all 10 Shots.
It then transiciones to the next Scene where The Boss (Diavolo) in sitting in his Blanket which then transiciones into Trish. In the Meme Version it’s Marzia in a Blanket which then transiciones to a close up to her Face (like with Trish) except in later Episoden it is a close up of Brad crossdressing as Marzia instead of Marzia.
In the next Scene, the Characters are staring at each other. In the Meme Version is is our Four Main Character at the left side staring at Krishna who is at the Right side.
The Next Scene then show the Characters walking towards something. The Meme Version is exactly the same except it is our 4 Main Characters instead of the Gang Stars.
The last Scene then shows us the Logo of Part 5. In the Meme Version it is PewDiePie’s Brofist Logo with the red waves as the Background.

Full List of OP & ED

OP1: MEME REVIEW
OP2: LWIAY (Last Week I Asked You)
OP3: Skrattar du, förlorar du (Manneeeeen)

ED1: PewDiePie Bitch Lasagna
(Episode 12-13) ED2: Boney M Rasputin
(Episode 24) ED3: PewDiePie Hej Monika (Remix by Party In Backyard) [short version]
ED4 Dylan Locke Bitch Lasagna v1.2

OST

PEWDIEPIE Song Dj Fortify (Main Theme)
Chairmode ACTIVATE DJ Fortify (Act 3 Theme)
BROFIST (Roomie)
Bitch Lasagna v1.3 (Act 4 Theme)
Child Protective Services Theme Song
No Money Down, Low Monthly Payments
PEW! DIE!
Сука блять
Zero Deaths
YLYL (You Laugh You Lose)
Bonus Meme
Loss
Deathspacito
Emergency
Danger
Safe
Can we Copystrike this Guy?
Demonetized!
Welcome to the Adpokalypse
It’s Time to Respect Whamen
Absolute Mad Lad
Improvise Adapt Overcome
Okay, This is Epic
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But can you do this?
сука Лазанья
Let’s Go
Nothing Personnel Kid
Begone Thot!
De Wey
You have to carry on...

Oh right, the chapter.... Pewds defeats Alex. Turns out he's a robot, a clockwork orange so to speak.

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Pewds gets kidapped by Dr. Phil who turns out to be a lackey of Krishna. He is at the Rach and has to fight his way out.

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Pews finds himself in a Battle Royale against Dr. Phil and dozens of other people.

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Pewds wins the battle Royale and has to destroy Dr. Phil. He does so with a heavy heart but it was self-defence.

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Krishna sends in 2 reporters who are supposed to criminalise Pews but he sees through the womens farce.

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Pewds fights the two reporters valiantly.

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The reporters do an oopsie & Pewds wins once again.

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Krishna sends Pewds throgh time and space and he finds himself in an alternate universe where the USSR still exists and Rasputin is fighting a war against Stalin, and Pewds gets caught in the crossfire of this conflict.

The infamous "Mad Monk" of Russia.

Grigori Rasputin was a purported mystic that became an adviser to Tsar Nicholas II of Russia in the early twentieth century. He was first invited to the court when the Tsar's wife, Tsaritsa Alexandra became desperate to find an effective medical treatment for her son, Tsarevich Alexei, who suffered from hemophilia. Rasputin's treatments of the boy, however effective they may actually have been, allowed him to earn the trust of Alexei's parents, Alexandra in particular. As a result, he became a close confidante of the monarchy. His image as a monk, spiritual healer, prophet and man of God was quickly spread throughout Russia. Despite his influence, Rasputin was not popular among Russian nobility. He became a controversial figure, and accused of abusing his privileges with the noble family for control over the rulings in Russia - such as suggesting the ill-equipped Tsar to be in full command over the Russian military. Truthfully, Rasputin succumbed to all worldly temptation; such as sex and alcohol, believing that it can also be a path to piety and salvation. He was eventually subjected to a series of assassination attempts, of which his survival has become legend. After recovering from a stab wound to his gut delivered by a former prostitute, a group of nobles tricked him into a visit with the purpose of killing him. They served him cake laced with lethal doses of poison, but when that failed to have any effect, one of the conspirators, Prince Felix Yusupov, shot him in the back. However, as the conspirators prepared to leave, Yusupov realized that he forgot his coat. When he returned to retrieve it, Rasputin leaped up from the floor and attacked him. Rasputin was again shot, but when this still failed to kill him, the conspirators beat him, bound him in a carpet and threw him into the Neva River. Despite his injuries, evidence suggests that Rasputin managed to free himself from his bonds before finally drowning. Some historians believe it to be false; a lie to prevent him from being canonized (made into a Saint after death) due to a rule which prevents drowning victims from being made saints, while simultaneously making him seem demonic or a warlock. Josef Stalin was the leader of the Soviet Union from 1922, until his death in 1953. Stalin is arguably the most famous Soviet leader of all, beating even his predecessor for this. Stalin was born in Georgia, and his paternal father's origins are not known. What is known, however, is that the man Stalin knew as his father was a humble cobbler. Stalin acted under the Bolshevik banner, though his political views do put him more in line with the Mensheviks instead. Stalin was responsible for the formation of the main Soviet mouthpiece, Pravda (Russian for 'truth'). This newspaper was the organ from which the Soviet Central Party distributed their words and leadership. He wrote for his own paper under a variety of different names, including "K. Kato" and "Beso", and had at least 100 aliases over the course of time before he became the leader of the Soviet Union. Many of these aliases are only being discovered and identified in recent years due to their sheer number. Stalin was responsible for a great number of deaths during the Second World War, as well as purges, such as the Red Terror. He led the country during the Second World War, giving the command to halt the oncoming Nazi forces at the symbolic cities of Leningrad and Stalingrad. Stalin died on March 5th, 1953. He had suffered from blockages around his arteries, due to a lifetime of heavy smoking, but this was not what killed him. After returning from an all-night dinner and movie to his residence at Kuntsevo, he did not awake at the time he was meant to. This left guards concerned for him, but they were under orders not to wake him in this situation. Different theories have also arisen around his death, such as the possibility of assassination. Supposedly, Lavrentiy Beria bragged to Vyacheslav Molotov that he had poisoned Stalin, mocking him and spitting on his body when he collapsed again. Modern historians believe he may have ingested a powerful rat poison, knowing for being tasteless. This is entirely possible, and would suggest assassination. Beria feared being eliminated in another of Stalin's great purges, so this may have given motive to murder. During his earlier life he was training to be ordained as a priest, though declared himself an Atheist during this time period and left his training. Despite this he went on to request a prayer for the safety of Moscow during the Second World War, in absolute secrecy. It has meant Stalin's religious beliefs have been called into question by various scholars and historians, though there is no clear evidence that he was truly religious. He was also known for his love of reading: he was said to be capable of reading 500 pages a day, from a library of over 20,000 books. This is entirely possible due to the fact he was known as a poet in Georgia before he was known as a revolutionary or leader.

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Pewds chooses to help Rasputin because the USSR is stupid.

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Turns out the real enemy was Mikhail Baryshnikov all along. Pewds has an epic fight with him and defeats him, destroying this alternate reality in the process which angers Krishna who decides to send one of his trump cards.

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The beach of Brighton is attacked by a giant multi-headed snake god, Shesha. Pews heads there imediately but he brings something special along with him.

Enemy Info

"A serpent with 1000 heads of Hindu mythology. After resting on him, Vishnu woke up and created the universe." Shesha is the king of all nagas according to Hindu mythology and one of the primal beings of creation. He is sometimes called Ananta Shesha which means "Endless Shesha" as he is said to hold all the planets in the universe on his hoods. He is usually depicted as a massive coiled serpent with as many as five to one thousand heads, sometimes wearing an ornate crown on each head. The heads are not only venomous but spew fire as well. Shesha is used by Vishnu as a bed, and he is often found sleeping upon his back. Shesha will also constantly be found singing about the glories of Vishnu from all his many mouths. At the end of each Kalpa (time period allotted to the earth) the serpent destroys all creation.

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Object Info

Sabel m/1915. Bracket with leather covered rolling pin, upper part provided with a lion head. Mating plate, hand strap and gown of gilt brass. Under the mating plate an anchor with a royal crown in relief. The mating plate stamped: "E. Gumaelius, Stockholm". The blade is made of steel, ornamented with patterns, large national coat of arms and with text etched: "Fatherland" on one side and "King" on the other side. Blinked stamped: "Import".

Black leather tub with three gold-plated brass fittings. Top bracket fitted with ring for saber coupler and marked: "S.Ö".

Portepé, gold colored ribbon and tuft of spun metal thread with elements of black thread.

The leather cover of light brown leather. Upside down rectangular with leather straps that are pulled together like a bag.

The Sabel has been commissioned by commander Stig Örtendahl, born 1907, dead 1980.

Length: 900 mm
Width: 120 mm
Materials: Metal, Leather

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Pewds sails away and reaches the West Pier of Brighton. There he fights Shesha.

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It's the 5th of October 2018

Felix kills Shesha with his family heirloom, the badass sword.

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Jimmy Donaldson aka MrBeast flies from America to Englans to get in contact with PewDiePie.

They go to a restaurand and MrBeast shows Felix his Stand ability which he got recently.

Personality: Jimmy Donaldson (Born: May 7, 1998 [age 20]) is a intelligent young Man from Greenville, North Carolina. In his Video “Time” he revealed that he is a Christian (if he is still now is unknown) and that he has a GPA of 3.0 (proving that he is not stupid). He is also a kindhearted person.

Stand: Mr. Beast (named after the album by Scottish band Mogwai)

Destructive Power: C/Speed: A/Range: A/Durability: A/Precision: E/Development Potential: B

Ability: Rapid multiplication of things (Money, Glas, Water, Oxygen, Bullets etc.). The more complicated the Material, the longer it takes to multiply it. If the original Object is destroyed all copies will be destroyed as well.

1 Orbeez -> 100 Mil Orbeez = 1 Min./1 Phone -> 2 Phones = 30 Min.
1 Boat -> 2 Boats = 15 Min./1 Body -> 2 Bodies = 24h/1 T-Rex -> 100 T-Rex = 1h

Things that MrBeast multiplies:
Orbeez
Dollars
Water
Cellphone
A Boat
Hair (Marzia)
Clothes (Marzia)
Surface tension of Water
Bullets
Guns
Doors
Dust
Oxygen
Hot Air (Fata Morgana)
Heat
Pillows
Chairs
Books
T-Rex
Cars
Tanks
Blood
Body Parts
Cells (Regeneration)
An entire Body
Fire from a Flamethrower
Kinetic energy (acceleration to infinity)

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Buddha

Abilities

"Higher powers" (iddhi-vidhā), such as walking on water and through walls
"Divine ear" (dibba-sota), that is, clairaudience
"Mind-penetrating knowledge" (ceto-pariya-ñāṇa), that is, telepathy
"Remember one's former abodes" (pubbe-nivāsanussati), causal memory, that is, recalling one's own past lives
"Divine eye" (dibba-cakkhu), that is, knowing others' karmic destinations
"Extinction of mental intoxicants" (āsavakkhaya), upon which arahantship follows

The Dalai Lama is a high lama in the Gelug or “Yellow Hat” school of Tibetan Buddhism, founded by Tsongkhapa (1357–1419). The name is a combination of the Sino-Mongolian word dalai meaning “big sea” and the Tibetan word bla-ma meaning “guru, teacher”. According to Tibetan Buddhist doctrine, the Dalai Lama is the rebirth in a line of tulkus who are considered to be manifestations of the bodhisattva of compassion, Avalokiteśvara. The Dalai Lama is often thought to be the leader of the Gelug School, but this position belongs officially to the Ganden Tripa, which is a temporary position appointed by the Dalai Lama who, in practice, exerts much influence. The line of Dalai Lamas began as a lineage of spiritual teachers; the 5th Dalai Lama assumed political authority over Tibet. For certain periods between the 17th century and 1959, the Dalai Lamas sometimes directed the Tibetan government, which administered portions of Tibet from Lhasa. The 14th Dalai Lama remained the head of state for the Central Tibetan Administration (“Tibetan government in exile”) until his retirement on March 14, 2011. He has indicated that the institution of the Dalai Lama may be abolished in the future, and also that the next Dalai Lama may be found outside Tibet and may be female. The Chinese government rejected this and asserted that only it has the authority to select the next Dalai Lama. His Holiness the Fourteenth Dalai Lama, Tenzin Gyatso, was born on 6 July 1935 at Tak-Tse of Doemey Province in Tibet. He is the spiritual and temporal leader of the Tibetan people. Unlike leaders of the other countries, he does not achieve his position by succession, election, appointment, or force. Considered to be the fourteenth successive manifestation of the bodhisattva of compassion, Avalokitesvara, he was chosen according to a series of signs, divinations, and tests that unquestionably verified him to be the reincarnation of his predecessor.

The Dalai Lama suddenly turns evil through Krishna's influence and declares war on PewDiePie. He invades Brighton and fights Pewds along with MrBeast.

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The Dalai Lama creates the Chenrezik Mandala, which blocks the usage of stands, giving the 2 a hard time.

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In order to destroy the effects of the Mandala, Felix, Jimmy, Marzia & Brad go to the 4 Gates surrounding the Mandala and destroy the jugs there, causing the Mandala to evaporate.

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They fight the Dalai Lama for real this time.

Dalai Lama transform into Chenrezik. All hope seems lost.

Felix awakens to Act 2 of his stand. Radiohead -Overdrive-

It looks like Pewds cat-ears headset, but with anthro elements like a face.

Ability: Shoots Lasers through solid matter without damaging it. Slight auto-tracking.

Chenrezik gets defeated and the Dalai Lama returns to his old self and thanks Felix for his help.

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Elon Musk gives Sponsor Eagle some flamethrowers which they carry to Pewds and the gang. Felix has no use as his sword & Stand are more powerful but the other could prifit from it.

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Pewds gets challenged by Diogenes to climb a mountain. Felix acepts but he soon learns the true meaning of suffering.

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The grind continues. Pewds rages a lot and Diogenes taunts him and attacks him as well.

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Felix defeats Diogenes with a well times shot and reaches the Top of the Mountain. He feels acomplished but Krishna is planning something malicious.

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Believing that Marzia is essential in his plan of accomplishing his goal, he goes to Felix's residence himself while Felix is in the mountain. Krishna kidnapps Marzia but Brad follows him to his secret hideout in Brighton.

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Brad attempts to rescue Marzie but Krishna finds him. What will happen next?!

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Krishna brainwashed Michael the Romanian and sends him after Felix. The 2 do battle.

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Pewds defeats Michael who becomes his old self. He tells him a clue of where to look next.

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MrBeast gets defeated by Monika. She has the ability to turn people into vectors and break them appart. Felix comes in to avenge him.

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Felix awakens to Act 3 of his Stand.

Radiohead -Distortion-

It looks just like his 399$ chair, but in a blue color & anthropomorphic.

Ability: Distorts entire Body to avoid attacks and go through tight places. Distorts surroundings, breaking all laws of physics.

Monika is defeated and breaks out of this reality, leaving nothing of her behind. Mr Beast gets restored to his former self.

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T-Series is almost overthrowing PewDiePie's subscriber count. The Apocalypse is coming soon. Krishna sends his last assasin, Sho Minamimoto. It is revealed that all assasins are meant to represent one of the 10 Avatars of Vishnu. Alex, Dr. Phil, Gloria&Poppy (they count as 1 person), and Mikhail are Matsya, Kurma, Varaha, and Narasimha. Diogenes, Monika & Sho are Vamana, Parashurama, and Rama. After their deaths, their souls fused with Krishna who himself is the 8th Avatar and the 9th Avatar Buddha was within Chenrezik. This means that only 1 soul remains. That of Kalki, but Krishna does not know who Kalki's identity is. He believed it to be Bhushan Kumar, hence why he supported T-Series from behind the scenes but it turns it that is wasn't Bhushan. Would could Kalki be?

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Felix has to fight with Sho Minamimoto, but this turns out to be very difficult.

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Sho's constant talk about zetta this & zetta that gives MrBeast an idea. What if he were to multiply the kinetic force of his punch?

He does so and after his power reaches 1.000.000.000.000.000.000.000 times his initial strenght, his punch annihilates Sho from the face of this planet.

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From the shadows... Felix's evil doppelganger emerges, Hitler PewDiePie. He wants to kill and replace Felix. They do battle.

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The battle is long and hard. Felix is doing his best.

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Hitler PewDiePie becomes PewDiePope, so he's even more powerful but Felix doesn't give up! He stikes his shadow with his sword and overcomes his own shadow.

To defeat his dopperganger, Pewds got inta Beserk Mode

In the Old Norse written corpus, Berserkers (or "berserks") were said to have fought in a trance-like fury, a characteristic which later gave rise to the modern English word "berserk." Berserkers are attested to in numerous Old Norse sources, as were the Úlfhéðnar ("wolf-coats")

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We cut back to Brad who is in a prison cell. A voice keeps telling him to flee but he does not know how. Then suddenly a white horse appears & tells Brad that he is Kalki. The horse frees Brad & they flee together with Marzia whom Brad rescued. Krishna is in a fury after he realised this and gives chase to Kalki/Brad.

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It is nighttime, the moon is shining bright. At a meadow, Brad encounters Felix & Jimmy who came here thanks to a voice, but Krishna is also there. "All players are here."

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“I will free this world and its inhabitants from the rue of the Creator. I swear it. I know that it is difficult for you to accept my Salvation... But I will not abandon you. I will save you no matter what.”

>Krishna uses Venemous Raga

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>Krishna uses Dream Raga. Kill the Dream.

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The longer the battle with Krishna continues, the faster time seems to speed up. A day passed in a few minutes. For how long will this strange phenomenon continue? And will T-Series overtake PewDiePie?

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Felix & MrBeast finally manage to defeat Krishna... or did they? Something is happening to Marzia.

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Marzia's Stand, Wonderwall awakens.

Ability: Wishing Stone. Control of the Earth and the living things within her proximity, a Terra Mater. She can reincarnate recently deceased souls.

Krishna planned to use her Stand ability to hatch the Cosmic Egg to create a new Universe.

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Memories of Marzia & Felix. How Felix made of cover of Wonderwall for Marzia. True Love.

After Krishna seemingly perrished, Marzia unwillingly reincarnated him again alongside the other 8 Avatars inside of Brad, thus reuniting all 10 Avatars. A transformation is occuring but T-Series still hasn't taken the lead. But time is still going fast. How long until Vishnu emerges into the universe to create a new one?

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Felix & MrBeast now have to fight Kalki who is almost overtaken by Krishna. T-Series has almost overtaken PewDiePie.

Brad's Stand is Despacito

Ability: Deathspacito. Slows down time and speeds it up again. Another being created as part of the Stand, Devadatta attacks anyone who posed a threat to Kalki aka Brad. Anyone affected by Devadatta loses the sense of time.

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Just as Felix was about to defeat Kalki. T-Series surpassed PewDiePie's channel. At this very second, the transformation succeded and like a butterfly, Vishnu-Brad emerges from light.

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Vishnu-Brad has a terrifying power. How could Felix & Jimmy possibly defeat him?!

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“I am Vishnu-Brad. Behold, the true form of a God. As long as the Cosmic Egg exists, I will not rest until I've achieved my salvation. I will not rest until I usher salvation and create my new universe. And I will slaughter all who stand in my way!”

>Vishnu-Brad uses the sword Nandaka

MrBeast uses Mr. Beast on Pewds Sabre. It vibrates with motion, becoming strong enough to not only cut through the Nandaka like butter, but Pewds manages to cut one of Vishnu-Brad's arms. His Sabre basically became a 1000 degree knife from all the vibration that MrBeast infused it with.

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Vishnu-Brad's power is almost infinite. The only way to fight infinity is to achieve infinity yourself. MrBeast has charged his attack this entire time & thanks the the sped up time of Kalki it was increased to such a huge degree that it comes close to infinity. MrBeast punches Vishnu-Brad and does massive damage. But is it enough?

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Vishnu-Brad becomes furious after almost dying to MrBeast's massive attack. He fatally wounds him, causing Felix to despair.

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Vishnu-Brad is so close to achieve Salvation. But what is this?! Felix realised something. Unlike T-Series, he has the power of his Bros... his Stand... it's chainging form again. A new power close to infinity?!

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Felix awakens to Act 4

Radiohead -In Rainbows-

This new Stand looks like Marvin from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 1981 TV series but with PewDiePie colors

Ability: Brofist shoots an auto-tracking Laser. His now humanoid Stand can now punches anything out of existence. He also has the Ability to reform solid matter like clay.

Felix cries out as the punches Vishnu-Brad in a barrage of attacks.

"MAAANNNNNNEEEEEEN"

Vishnu-Brad's godly form evaporates.

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Only Brad & a weakened Krishna remain. They stare at each other. Krishna gives Felix one creepy smile before he is quickly finnished off by Radiohead -In Rainbows- for good.

"It's finally over"

But wait! This is not the Final Boss! There was one more enemy. One last obstacle in Felix's strange adventure.

"Giraffe footprints..." Felix followed them. But then something shoots at him. It is... Falcon Lover! And riding on him is... Beastmaster 64!

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This is the Final Final Battle. Falcon Lover is fast, but so is Radiohead Act 3, which Felix uses to catch up to that giraffe.

Beasmaster's 360 No-scope ability is dangerous.

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The hunt is on. Beastmasters no-scoping skills far surpass Felix's aim. But with the powerful -In Rainbows- ability, he manages to survive pretty well.

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They were soon to reach their Final Destination. Along the way, Felix gets across a new car. As if Fate itself was trying to help him, he utilises this car in the battle against Beastmaster 64.

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The 2 fighters reach a bridge that eerily looks like the bridge from "The Incident".

On September 10, 2017, PewDiePie was live streaming Player's Unknown Battle Grounds when he came across a player in which made him so angry he said the n-word at them. He later uploaded a video titled "My Response" saying he is sorry for using that word in the stream and admitted it was a slip-up and says he knows he can do better.

Felix's new car explodes from a no-scope but still manages to hit Beastmaster his a Brofist lazer, overcomming his strongest rivel. But Falcon Lover... he's still active... and he can also no-scope. Before Felix has the chance to restore his finger lazers, he gets no-scoped by Falcon Lover, not fatally but he's in a bad condition. Will this bridge be his demise?

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Felix lied on the ground. Falcon Lover stood before him triumphantly. All hope seemed lost but then MrBeast arrived along with Marzia and Brad, and saved Felix from certain death.

Marzia used Wonderwall to revive MrBeast. And now... she used it to defeat Falcon Lover.

The nightmare is finally over...

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The Great Subscriber War is finally over.

How long was it? 7 months, 4 weeks and 2 days? Longer? I don't know anymore.

Oficially the War ended on the 28th of April 2019. T-Series has since fully overtaken the PewDiePie channel but Felix was content with it. The root of all his problems, Krishna, was defeated.

He also married Marzia and they both lived happily ever after.

The End

...But wait! Here is one last thing:
Johnny Cash, Smokey Hormel - The Man Comes Around
Broken Records - A Darkness Rises Up
College, Electric Youth - A Real Hero
Erasure - Always
Marilyn Manson - The Golden Age Of Grotesque
Les Savy Fav - High And Unhinged
Bright Eyes, Jesse Harris - First Day Of My Life
Flight Of The Conchords - Hurt Feelings
Dreamend - Where You Belong
Watsky - Strong As An Oak
The Naked And Famous - Girls Like You
Cloud Nothings - Didn't You
Bob Crosby - Way Back Home
Is Tropical - South Pacific

And now, finally...

The True End