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1 To read Dean’s list.
[Subject’s response: Good luck with that.]
2 To drive more.
[Subject’s response: See above.]
3 To teach Dean that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
[Subject’s response: And the highest form of intelligence, and could you not look so shocked that I know that?]
4 To get Dean to eat vegetables once in a while.
[Subject’s response: Unclench, Samantha. ]
5 To do Dean’s laundry forever because he’s the best brother in the whole wide-
[Editor’s note: You are seriously twelve, give me my pen.]
6 To replace the bowie knife I left in that zombie outside Idaho.
[Subject’s response: Dude, I loved that knife. Took me months to get that handle bound just right.]
[Editor’s note: Yeah, I know. Sorry.]
[Subject’s response: No sweat, Sammy. I got lots of knives, but you’ve only got one neck on your shoulders, so...]
7 To make sure Dean knows what a good brother he is.
[Subject’s response: God. Stop looking at me like that. We are not hugging, I don’t care if it is New Years. And you are still replacing that knife.]
8 To give Dean less crap about Dad and his orders.
[Subject’s response: Sam...]
9 And more crap about telling me when he’s hurt. Shit, Dean!
[Subject’s response: I was gonna... just hard to get a word in edgeways with all the scribbling. It’s only a scratch, Sam. Ow!]
10 And to take care of the arrogant jerk anyway.
[Subject’s response: I heard that.]
[Editor’s note: You were supposed to. Go to sleep, Dean, and I’ll wait here till the painkillers kick in, okay?]
[Subject’s response: something non-verbal involving a sigh and a snore.]