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Part 1 of Awkward Family Dinner (Diego/Eudora)
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2019-03-11
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172
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1/1
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you’re lucky i have a big heart

Summary:

In which Diego wants to introduce his lady to his mom, but has to do some damage control first.

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Send me Diego/Eudora prompts at my tumblr, @djaqsscarlett! Please, I’m begging I need the inspiration.

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“Hey, old man. I’m bringing my girl over to meet mom, and I’d prefer you leave us the fuck alone. But if you decide not to, know this: if you say anything demeaning about her, either to her face, or behind her back, or god forbid you say anything racist, I will not hesitate to kill you.”

A nervous chuckle. “Two, you wouldn’t-“

Reginald is shoved against the wall, an arm underneath his neck, cutting off his air. He can only look at Diego.

Diego took a deep breath and spoke, keeping his voice low so mom wouldn’t hear. “Look into my eyes, old man. Do you see any love in there? Do you see any respect?”

A little shake of the head.

“Yeah. You’re alive because killing you, for some godforsaken reason, would hurt my family. So I don’t kill you. But if you say anything about my girl that’s not glowing praise? I will put a knife between your eyes.”

Diego let him go and walked out, not looking back.

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