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“Hey there!” A chipper voice rings out from the roof of a building to my left. “How’s it going?”
“You’re kidding, right?” I yell back over the growling of the Rotters.“It’s just—” another Rotter head falls to the ground, “—fucking peachy.” I hear the interloper laugh and the sound of feet gracefully clambering down the side of the brick building. She lands beside me with a soft thud.
“Valentina,” she says. “A pleasure to slay the undead with you today.”“Is now really the time for introductions?”
“A good a time as any,” Valentina grins, reaching one arm over her shoulder and the other behind her back. She expertly pulls two katanas out and winks. “Besides, I like a lady to know my name before I save her life.” I’m about to scoff. The idea that this tall princess could possibly—
Suddenly, Valentina’s cheery demeanor changes and she’s a dual katana wielding badass. She peers around the corners into the main street before looking over her shoulder with a grin.
“You coming, Peaches?” She says.
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