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It was a terrible sight. Everyone looked with shock at the intimidating figure sitting at the middle of the room. Clad in pitch black, a black flute with blood-red tesseles tied to his waist and a malicious grin plastered over his face. The man was surrounded by many bodies lying around. Some were writhing in pain, while others were lying still. A loud laugh could be heard. “Is this all you got? Give me more!”
“Right away young master!” the wine shop owner answered with a smile, serving the Drinking Patriarch more wine.
It was a small yet famous wine shop in a nearby village which held a traditional drinking contest. After the Sunshot campaign was over Wei Wuxian had a lot of free time, so of course he would compete.
After having his fill, he thanked the nice shop owner and went out, a pleased smile on his face.
While strolling around the calm village for a while, Wei Wuxian suddenly heard a loud scream. He rushed to the direction of the sound to find a woman crying in panic. “What’s the matter, miss?”
“Please! Help my daughter! She was kidnapped by a monster!”
“A monster?” this started to sound interesting. “How did it look like?”
“I couldn’t see it, it happened so fast! I could only see my daughter getting dragged into the forest and then she disappeared!!!” The woman cried harder. After reassuring the mother, Wei Wuxian hurried into the woods to find the said monster.
Reaching a clearing he finally found the girl and the scary monster. Or not. To Wei Wixian’s surprise, the ‘monster’ was actually a person, and even though that person could be called scary, he was everything but a monster. Crouching in front of the little sobbing girl and patting her in a calming manner was no other than the mighty Hanguang Jun.
The whole scene made Wei Wuxian’s heart warm. “Oh Lan Zhan, look at you being good with kids! And to think this is the same person who always avoided physical contact!”. He tried to hold his laugh but failed miserably and burst into a loud fit of laughter.
Lan Wangji immediately noticed Wei Wuxian’s presence, and looked at him with slightly wide eyes.
“Wei Ying.”
“I’m so shocked Lan Zhan! Who would have thought the righteous Hanguang Jun could kidnap an innocent girl?” Wei Wuxian asked, laughing even harder.
“Not kidnapping.”
“Hmmmm is that so? So then what are you doing here?”
“Hunting.”
“Oh I see! So you came to hunt the monster but you had to rescue the little girl and so it went away!”
“Mm.”
Wei Wuxian felt a bit light headed talking to Lan Wangji, and felt that he wanted to continue the conversation (if you can call it one). “It’s probably the wine” he thought to himself.
“So as your friend I decided I’m going to help you find that monster and kill it.” He said, pleased with the idea of spending some nice friendly time with Lan Wangji, and unable to notice the latter’s happiness.
After returning the young girl to her worried mother, they returned into the woods to look for the monster. Wei Wuxian was chattering the whole way while Lan Wangji occasionally answered in his short manner.
“So, what have you been doing since the campaign ended? Anything new?”
“Just the usual. And you?”
“Oh! Glad you asked! I've been working on all kinds of cool inventions, drinking lot’s of delicious wine, though nothing can compare to Gusu’s Emperor’s Smile! That’s what I do when I’m not surrounded with beautiful women, Which most of the time isn't the case because they just keep falling for my charms. It seems corpses aren't the only thing I can control.”
Seeing Lan Wangji’s frown, Wei Wuxian smiled widely and continued with his teasing.
“Don’t be so jealous Lan Zhan! Even if you're not a natural like me, I can still give you a few tips. With your amazing looks it shouldn’t be hard to get at least one girl. But I must warn you! Being loved by so many girls can be quite difficult, trust me I know”.
“Shameless.” Lan Wangji looked away and Wei Wuxian only laughed harder.
Finally reaching a lake the two stopped walking.
“So the monster lives in this lake?”
“Mm.”
“Well, no time to waste!” Wei Wuxian said as he disrobed.
Lan Wangji was staring hard at Wei Wuxian’s topless body, ears turning pink. "What is it Lan Zhan? Can it be that you are jealous??? Today is shocking indeed. Not only the esteemed Hanguang Jun kidnapped a young girl, he is also jealous at the perfect body of the Yiling Patriarch? well, can't blame you for the last one though". Lan Wangji frowned, yet his ears turned to a brighter shade of red.
Feeling pleased at the reaction to his teasing, Wei Wuxian dived into the lake, while Lan Wangji looked at the rippling water with concern.
A few moments later there was a huge splash of water and something large came out of the pond, holding a struggling Wei Wuxian.
“Wei Ying!” Lan Wangji cried out as he unsheathed Bichen, ready to attack. However, after having a better look at the scene he suddenly froze.
The monster was apparently a Zhāngyú, with many black and shiny tentacles. The tentacles were wrapped all over Wei Wuxian’s body and the sight was quite... captivating.
Wei Wuxian’s body was wet after diving into the lake, his skin shined in the sun and his damp hair sticked to his face. His exposed body was being held up by the many tentacles, showing his well carved muscles. He was struggling out of the tentacles’’ grip, which made slippery and wet sounds, accompanied with his own loud cries.
“Ahh~! Lan Zhan! Hurry up and kill it! Why aren’t you moving! This isn’t the time to be zoning out!“ though Wei Wuxian was struggling and screaming, he wasn’t in actual pain, it was rather a strange feeling...
The tentacles were soft and warm. Four of them secured his limbs while the rest were gently caressing his whole body, slowly tracing the lines of his body. Wei Wuxian’s mind started getting hazy, his breath heavy.
Suddenly, a surprised sound came out of his mouth, as his nipples were pinched. The tentacles were playing with both of his pink nipples, causing them to stand out and redden.
“ahhhh mmmm Lan Zhan! Make it stop! Make it- Ahhh!” Lan Wangji clearly heard Wei Wuxian’s loud moans and cries, but chose to not act and kept watching. Ears turning red.
“Lan Zhan! Please! Have mercy! Ahhhh~!”. Wei Wuxian kept crying for help, not realising his growing erection.
A single tentacle found its way into Wei Wuxian’s pants and grabbed his already erect member. Wei Wuxian gasped at the sudden sensation, while the tentacle was exposing his penis and starting to stroke it, slowly but surely.
Wei Wuxian was already feeling his body burning with heat, but, for unknown reasons, realizing that Lan Wangji was watching him made him even more hard. His mind started to imagine that instead of the tentacles, it is Lan Wangji's delicate yet strong hands roaming all over his body.
“Ahhh Lan Zhan! Lan Zhan! Lan Zhan!” He cried without thinking. Having his nipples and member pleasured at the same time already made Wei Wuxian’s mind go blank. Suddenly, another tentacle pushed into his mouth, turning his cries to muffled moans. The new tentacle was ravishing his mouth, playing with his tongue and going deeper deeper into his throat. The rest of the tentacles became more aggressive, roughly pumping his member and pinching his already numb nipples, drowning Wei Wuxian’s body in endless pleasure. Wei Wuxian was nearing climax, he moaned loudly, drool trickling from his mouth and tears in his hazy eyes.
When the moment of climax came the tentacle shot out of his mouth, allowing his high pitched cry to echo through the forest. Wei Wuxian saw sparks behind his eyes, just as his release shot out of him.
Wei Wuxian was panting hard. He had never experienced anything like that, and after the immense pleasure he felt exhausted. The Zhāngyú, however, didn’t seem to tire, and after a moment started moving again.
“Noooo!” Wei Wuxian cried desperately, ”Lan Zhan! You have to help me! Lan Zhan! Lan Wangji! Hanguang Jun! Lan Er-gege!”
At that Lan Wangji flinched. Wei Wuxian seized the opportunity.
“Lan Er-gege! If you help me now I’ll do anything you ask!”
“Anything?”
“Yes! Yes! Anything! Just help me already! I’ve had enough!”
“Mark your words.”
And with that said, Lan Wangji shot as fast as lighting with Bichen in hand and slayed the Zhāngyú in one swift move, catching the falling Wei Wuxian in his arms.
Wei Wuxian’s face was flushed, his eyes were unfocused and his whole body was glistening with sweat. Seeing this, Lan Wangji’s grip tightened.
“Wei Ying”
“Yeah?”
“Return to Gusu with me.”
It was not an offer.
Feeling tired and defeated Wei Wuxian just leaned into Lan Wangji’s embrace, inhaling the warm scent of sandalwood, and they both flew to Gusu.