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Number five created a new chat
Number five renamed the chat earth is a shithole, but its my shithole
Number five added number one, number two, number three, number four, number six, number seven
Number three: h hello??
Number three: five, what is this? you wander out of the kitchen after morphing through space and time to create a groupchat??
Number five: good, you can read. I was beginning to fear for you
Number one: okay but why did you add ben?
Number two: yeah five,, I hate to agree with Go Ape over here, but he's dead. how you expecting him to write
Number six: one, that's rude, two, fuck you
Number six: i'm sEnsiTIVe auBreY
Number one: ?????????????????
Number two: w ha
Number three: uh yeah I heard a rumour someone explained how the fuck ben is typing
Number five: oh ye of little faith
Number four: oh ye of little faith
Number four: !!!! j I n x
Number seven: I mean , I don't mean to like,, be that one, but Klaus can actually talk to dead people and we still have all of Bens old stuff?
Number five: see this is why I like vanya. she has two of our brain cells, I have three, Klaus and ben share one, and diego has the last
Number one: correction, Klaus could talk to dead people. he smoked all that away
Number two: goddamnit you guys you need to say sm valid I have to stop agreeing with big bad sitting in the corner
Number six: he's typing out ways that y'all could've killed dad
Number one: no I wasn't!
Number one: I really wasn't!
Number four: I mean after that disastrous family meeting,, I wouldn't put it past you...
Number two: ,, did you just high five thin air Klaus?
Number four: no
Number five: oh my god you guys he can see talk and interact with ben! get over yourselves, you pack of idiots
Number four has changed his name to ghost fucker
Number two: like,, just out of curiosity man,,, have you ever... you know?
Number six: we're laughing at you I hope you know
Number four: do elaborate dear brother, I do not know
Number two: have you ever -
Number three: five's here keep it pg
Number five: may I remind you that I am older than all of you by at least twenty years?
ghost fucker has changed Number fives name to stinky old man
stinky old man:,,,,,,
stinky old man: I have the ability to jump into your room, unnoticed by the way bc your room is soundproof and strangle you in your sleep
stinky old man: do consider your actions
Number three: ok but how do you change your name?
Number six has changed his name to hentai boy
hentai boy: like that
Number two: again just curiosity,, do you know what that actually is/
hentai boy: I've haunted Klaus for a long time now. of course I know what hentai is
hentai boy: that's honestly rather tame on his list of,,,, interests
ghost fucker: oy!!
ghost boy: we don't air out our dirty laundry for the world, ben you know that
Number seven changed her name to lesbe honest
lesbe honest: god you guys have got even worse and yet I still love you???