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1. Wanted by hardlyfatal for sea_spirit

   Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   05 Oct 2019

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Jaime Lannister/Brienne of Tarth
   • Sandor Clegane/Sansa Stark
   • Brienne of Tarth
   • Jaime Lannister
   • Bronn (ASoIaF)
   • Sansa Stark
   • Sandor Clegane
   • Tormund Giantsbane
   • Alternate Universe - Historical
   • UST
   • bipolar veering between lust and antagonism
   • Arranged Marriage
   • The Author Regrets Nothing
   • The Author Regrets Everything

   Summary

   Brienne needs a handsome, exciting pretend husband to fend off her friend's plan to shove her into an arranged marriage. She's got a list of prospects, she's checked it twice, and she's off to Dorne to interview the first one: Jaime Lannister. If he won't do it, well, she's certain Oberyn Martell will, or Ramsay Snow, or perhaps even The Mountain?

   Jaime's getting tired of hunting bounties, but that's a day in the park compared to the trouble this enormous madwoman is causing him. His conscience picked a fine time to make a reappearance, or at least that's the reason he's telling himself for why he can't leave her alone.

   Or: the author can't stop plugging these two into weird scenarios. Send help.

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   English

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