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10:34am “squirrel has created a group chat”
Homies from different zonies
The meanhoe: jisung. What is this
Squirrel: it’s a group chat with all my best buds 😗
Meme lixa: ha you put the “ 😗 ” emoji, that’s gay
Squirrel: Felix, we are ALL gay, especially you
The meanhoe: Felix are you going to come to the dance lecture
Meme lixa: I was gonna skip, but my attendance is low and my grades are lower
The meanhoe: fuck, I was gonna skip with you, I haven’t written the essay
Meme lixa: w-we have an essay?????
Braces: did you just stutter and use punctuation?
The Meanhoe: yes we have an essay...wanna skip 🤠
Meme lixa: see ya at maccy’s in 10
Aussie dad: minho. I did not raise you for years, just so you could skip class with felix
The meanhoe: YOU DIDN’T RAISE ME, I’m skipping, ha take that dad!!
Squirrel: daddy *wink wonk*
Aussie dad: .
Scary bear: .
Meme lixa: .
The meanhoe: .
Braces: .
Seo dark: .
Dandy lion: .
Stunner 😍 : .
Squirrel: ohhhh so now y’all are active, hmm?
Squirrel: also why does hyunjins name look like something year 8 girls would comment on each other posts-
Squirrel: also why is Jeongins name ‘braces’ when he doesn’t have braces-
Squirrel: oh so now y’all are quiet again?
Braces: seungmin, do you wanna come round and watch movies, I’m off lectures for today
Squirrel: the audacity-
Dandy lion: sure I’ll be round In a bit :)
Squirrel: AM I INVISIBLE?????
Seo dark: shit, I should get to lectures !!!!
Squirrel: oh hi jisung, didn’t see you there
Squirrel: oh no problem Jisung, how are you?
Squirrel: you know, I have been better, but I’m glad you’re on this gc
Squirrel: ikr, we really should chat more.
Squirrel: I love you jisung
Squirrel: I love you more 😍😍
Scary bear: did you just-
Squirrel: HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH MYSELF??
squirrel: yes 😔
Meme lixa: it’s okay bro, I’ll sad yeehaw with you
Squirrel: yeeawwwww bro you’re the best
Meme lixa: love you bro
Squirrel: love you too bro 😗
private chat: dance god, dance prince
Dance god: hyunjin. Why is he so cute
Dance prince: who? Jisung?
Dear god: no, Ronald McDonald
Dance god: yes jisung
Dance prince: the sass was so unnecessary
Dance prince: anyway, he didn’t do anything, he just spoke to himself
Dance god: yes, and it was so freaking cute aksbahhsnaowhahna
Dance prince: sounds pretty gay to me
Seen: 10:58am