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"What do you mean Kurt's wearing a spaceship?" Blaine asked Jeff, a confused look on his face.
"Kurt's pants are the TARDIS!" Jeff insisted again.
"Jeff poses an interesting hypothesis," Wes said. "Kurt's pants being engineered by Time Lords would explain the fluid way Kurt moves without hindrance in such tight clothing."
"Huh?" Blaine asked, still confused.
"Kurt's pants are bigger on the inside," David explained.
