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Daichi has added Suga, Asahi, ROLLINGTHUNDER, Tanabro, Ennoshita, Kinoshita, Narita, Kageyama, Hinata, Tsukishima, Yamaguchi, Kiyoko, and Yachi to the chat.
Tanabro has changed the chat’s name to Volleyboys.
Tanabro: come on guys get with the program
ROLLINGTHUNDER: pals
ROLLINGTHUNDER: youve gotta be kidding me
Daichi: Oh god, not this again.
Daichi: First years, I’m very sorry in advance.
Hinata: ?
Suga has changed their name to Suga-mom.
Hinata: oH
Hinata has changed their name to the little giant!!.
Suga-mom has changed Daichi’s name to Dadchi.
Dadchi: Well, at least this one makes sense.
Yamaguchi has changed their name to Real Gucci.
Tsukishima: noya-san, tanaka-san
Real Gucci has changed Tsukishima’s name to Salt.
Salt: why is this necessary?
Salt: Yamaguchi, I will end you.
ROLLINGTHUNDER: wow proper grammar
Dadchi: But I also use proper grammar when texting, does that make me scary?
Tanabro: its just because hes terrifying
Tanabro: youre daddy so its fine
Suga-mom: I just choked on my wine
Ennoshita: you’re?? underage??
Suga-mom: sorry, *tea
Tanabro: NO WAIT THST WAS AUTHOCORREC
Salt: he does know autocorrect does that because he types it a lot right?
Salt: Yamaguchi, I see you reading these.
Real Gucci: oh shit
Real Gucci: heyyyyy tsukki
Real Gucci: whats up friendo
Salt: shut up Yamaguchi
The Real Gucci: sorry tsukki :)
Salt: youre not sorry at all are you
the little giant!!: no hes not lol
Kageyama: how do you know dumbass
the little giant!!: we’re talking about stuff
Real Gucci: I’m helping him study for tomorrow’s English test!
Kageyama: we have a test tomorrow?
the little giant!!: bakageyama
the little giant!!: sensei has been talking about it for the past two weeks
the little giant!!: what have you been doing in class the whole time??
Salt: thinking about milk probably
Tanabro: come on tsukishima he can’t possibly be thinking about milk for two weeks even he’s not that weird
Kageyama: no
Kageyama: of course not
Tanabro: …I stand corrected
ROLLINGTHUNDER: KAGEYAMA! YOUVE GOTTA CHANGE YOUR NAME
Kageyama: …
Kageyama has changed their name to ILoveMilk.
ILoveMilk: is this how it’s done?
Salt has taken a screenshot of the conversation.
the little giant!!: stingyshima that’s not nice!! be nice to him!!
the little giant!! has taken a screenshot of the conversation.
ROLLINGTHUNDER: oh wait almost forgot something
ROLLINGTHUNDER has changed the chat’s name to Volleyfriends.
Tanabro: bro :(
ROLLINGTHUNDER: yacchan and kiyoko-senpai are in here too!!
Tanabro: o shit u rite
Tanabro: speaking of them…
The Real Gucci has changed Kiyoko’s name to (Hayley) Kiyoko, Lesbian Jesus.
Tanabro: bro :(
(Hayley) Kiyoko, Lesbian Jesus has changed their name to (Hayley) Kiyoko, Bisexual Jesus.
Tanabro: kiyoko-senpai!!!!
ROLLINGTHUNDER: shimizu-san!!!!
Salt: how did you manage to send that within half a second of each other
ROLLINGTHUNDER: were connected bro
Tanabro: arent you supposed to be kissing asahi though
ROLLINGTHUNDER: i know but I could Hear My Call
Dadchi: You two, stop bothering Kiyoko.
Yachi: oh hi!!
Suga-mom: yacchan…
Yachi: yeah yeah mom I got it
Yachi has changed their name to Townsperson B.
the little giant!!: yachi-san :(
Townsperson B: how’s studying going hinata?
the little giant!!: not good i dont get any of it
the little giant!!: yamas a good teacher!!
the little giant!!: im just dumb :(
Townsperson B: do you want me to come over and help?
The Real Gucci: um
the little giant!!: yeah!! you can come over if you want!!
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“Are you sure it’s okay for her to come over?” Yamaguchi asked worriedly. “I don’t know how she is with all…this and I don’t think I’m ready to come out as anything definitive yet.”
“I don’t think you’ll need to, I think Yachi-san will think this is a good talk to be a part of.”
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Volleyfriends
Tanabro: kageyama, tsukishima
Tanabro: are you sure youre okay with your boyfriends acting all suspicious like that
ILoveMilk: I’m not dating yamaguchi though?
Suga-mom: (kageyama, he was talking about hinata)
ILoveMilk: oh well I’m not dating him either
ROLLINGTHUNDER: yeah besides tsukishimas dating yamaguchi
Salt: no I’m not??
ROLLINGTHUNDER: what are you talking about?? havent you two been dating since primary school or smth??
Salt: not that I’m aware of, no
ROLLINGTHUNDER: one moment
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ROLLINGTHUNDER has added Tanabro, Dadchi, Suga-mom, Ennoshita, Kinoshita, Narita, and Townsperson B to the chat.
ROLLINGTHUNDER: does everyone see this SHIT??
Suga-mom: oh noya this is no way to go about doing this
Suga-mom has changed the chat’s name to My Children Are Idiots.
Suga-mom: see? now that’s better
Dadchi: Can’t we go one year without something like this happening?
Dadchi: And you too, Koushi?
Suga-mom: sorry daichi, you know it cant be helped :)
Townsperson B: where are shimizu-senpai and asahi-senpai? noya, did you forget to add them?
Dadchi: No, after last year’s…incidents, they decided they no longer wanted to be a part of this.
ROLLINGTHUNDER: yeah :( besides asahis just reading over my shoulder
Tanabro: wait yacchan arent you with hinata and yamaguchi? don’t let them see the chat!
Townsperson B: don’t worry, they won’t :)
ROLLINGTHUNDER: yacchan???
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“Yachi-san!!” Hinata ran towards the door when he heard his friend ring the doorbell, Yamaguchi trailing anxiously behind him.
“Hinata-kun! Yamaguchi-kun!”
Yamaguchi said hi, blushing when he realized how much taller he was than the other two.
“So, how’s the English coming? Or did you ask me here so we could talk about whatever you were talking about instead of studying?”
“Umm….”
“Hinata,” Hitoka said, shaking her head. “We all know you weren’t working, you were being pretty obvious about it. So. what were you talking about?” She looked up at the two of them curiously.
“Well, we were, um, we were talking about…” Yamaguchi trailed off, unsure of how to explain it.
“We were talking about gender!” Hinata shouted.
“Gender?”
“Yeah! You know how I’m trans, right? Well, Yama was asking how I knew so I was sorta explaining it?”
“Oh cool! So, how did you know, if you don’t mind me asking?”
“I don’t know, I just kind of, always knew? Well, no, it was like I didn’t have an actual concept of gender until a few years ago, I just, realized.”
“He saw the Little Giant,” supplied Yamaguchi.
“Oh right, he’s trans too isn’t he?”
“Yeah! And everyone was talking about him and how big this was and a bunch of not-nice stuff but I heard that and was like wait does not everyone feel that way??”
“Does not everyone feel what way, Hinata?”
“Like you don’t belong in your own body and that it’s really wrong and you should’ve been born differently? Not even necessarily a lot different, just like a little bit, you know?”
“Does…does not everyone feel that way?”
“…No, Yachi-san, not everyone feels that way.”
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Volleyfriends
Townsperson B: don’t worry, kageyama and tsukishima
Townsperson B: they weren’t making out or anything
Townsperson B: …probably ;)
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Kinoshita has changed their name to this aroace face.
this aroace face has changed Narita’s name to this aroace face 2.
this aroace face has changed Ennoshita’s name to Enno-mom-in-training.
this aroace face 2: omg thank you
Enno-mom-in-training: I don’t know whether to thank you or make you run laps
this aroace face: you can do both if you really want to ;)
Enno-mom-in-training: you know, I’m not even going to question it
Salt: noya-san why did you say “one moment” and then never say anything else? It’s been almost two hours
ROLLINGTHUNDER: …
ROLLINGTHUNDER: no reason
Salt: and yachi-san why would I care who yamaguchi kisses??
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My Children Are Idiots
ROLLINGTHUNDER: IS EVERYONE SEEING THIS S H I T