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Yep, I'm horny. Lapis thinks to herself while looking at the new girl and drinking her 10th screwdriver. Probably. The blue haired girl wasn't really sure after the fifth red cup Amethyst got her to chug.
She slowly got up enjoying the feeling of relaxation only alcohol could offer. She couldn't spend the whole party only looking, right?
Five hard earned steps later she was near the new face that hid from the loud music of the party in the corner of the room.
"So" Lapis said while slowly looking the blond up and down.
"Uh... hi" she looked at Lapis with a mix of anxiety and curiosity. Her wild hair matching her.
"What are we going to do about it?" Lapis said deadpan, with hopefully minimal amounts of slurring.
"It...?" She siped on a red cup trying to hide her nervousness. Her big glasses hit the cup while she tipped her drink.
Lapis purred while leaning on the wall in front of the new girl. Enjoying the height difference."What are we going to do about you wanting to get into my pants?"
Spitting her drink in a 10 foot line the girl looked incredulous at the other woman face "what the-!"
"Oh sorry, that was me." Lapis felt really good about that one and her reaction put a dirty smile on Lapis' face.
"That is exceedingly inappropriate." She fixed her dumb sexy glasses while regaining her composure. Terrible sexy glasses. "You must be Lapis Lazuli. My name is Peridot. Amethyst told me about you"
"Good. That makes things a bit easier right? We know eachother. " She didn't really care. She just wanted to get the show on the road.
"Things?"
"Sex" she was trying her best to be clear while slowly leaning in Peridot's direction. Her spreading blush an incentive for the whiplash inducing direct hit. "I want to have it with you. Preferably on a bed but that is optional. "
"Oh... I-I don't know about those ... things." Peridot's voice cracked and she was sweating with the proximity.
"Oh man, are you that slow?" Lapis reacted a little frustrated and feeling her mind getting fuzzier by the minute. She really just wanted to get this over with. "Shouldn't you be in college or something?"
"I AM - ... not." Peridot adjusted her volume mid offended rant after being hit in such a sore spot. Composing herself she looked sharply at Lapis. "I am actually a doctor." Finally understanding Lapis confusing and intoxicated behavior she grinned. "Currently an Astrophysics Teacher, Miss Lazuli"
"Oh There you are professor!"
Pearl approached out of nowhere with fas steps and worry on her face" I hope you weren't lost for too long Peridot"
"Pearl! You can't just invade my party like -" Amethyst followed right behind but stopped on her tracks seeing Lapis just inches from the new teacher. Clearly hitting on her "oh no..."
"Hello Amethyst" Peridot said in her best neutral sounding voice but her current situation told another story.
Lapis got increasingly more nauseated every time her slow drunken brain tried to understand what was going on.
She only knew she was screwed, double screwed even. And not even the way she hoped for this night. But she knew who she could fucking blame for that "Amethyst what the fuck" she leaned away from Peridot tripping on her feet and almost falling back.
"I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS" Amethyst shouted trying to dodge the unexpected blame.
"What is going on?" Pearl chimed and Peridot just gave her a look of help me please.
Some party goers stopped at the little disturbance and started gossiping between themselves.
Lapis mind couldn't focus anymore. Spinning uncontrollably while she felt her stomach churning.
Suddenly silence. They probably asked her something.
"I'm sorry"
The previously smug faced Peridot looked really concerned at Lapis. She didn't look good. "It's okay. I'm sure we can-"
"No" The drunken girl interrupted grabbing Peridot's shoulder for stability. "That's not it." She paused for a second blinking slowly.
Then Lapis threw up all over the place, including Peridot's shoes, and immediately passed out on top of the poor teacher.