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    He wasn't sure how the hell this happened. Suddenly he felt like he was in a fairy tale he knew by heart. Except the character he was playing was suppose to be a little girl and there were people instead of bears and instead of a house in the woods, it was a bar. Okay. Maybe this wasn't what he thought it was. AU

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    "Hawk!" Elizabeth scolded hands flying to her curvaceous hips. The blonde on the floor watched her every movement, not paying the pink thing on top of him any mind.

    He had a great view of her legs from down here.

    "Didn't you hear what he said!" The pink thing on top of him argued. "Stay with you!" the voice shrieked. "This guy must have balls of steel to even suggest such a thing! Doesn't he know who you are?"

    "We'll probably have to tell him now. Thanks Master," Ban commented as he lazily leaned over the bar, checking on the man.

    "Huh?" Meliodas was really confused now. He looked at the pink thing on his chest and found, "A talking pig?!"

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