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September 10th 13:02
Unnamed Groupchat
Members:
Steve Rogers (Admin)
Antonio Carbonell
Clint Barton
Natasha Romanoff
Thor Odinson
Bruce Banner
Steve Rogers- Hi guys! I think I found everyone on Facebook, thought I’d make this chat incase any issues come up or anything during this year :-), just so everyone knows I’m Steve and I'm in room 3!
Thor Odinson- Ah hello there! I’m Thor, currently residing in room 5, it is nice to meet you!
Clint Barton- ayeeeee hello nerds im clit, in room 4
Clint Barton- FUCK CLINT MY NAMES CLINT
Clint Barton- F UCK
Antonio Carbonell- haha clit
Antonio Carbonell set Clint Barton’s nickname to ‘clit’
Antonio Carbonell set Antonio Carbonell’s nickname to ‘tony’
tony- lmao im tony in room 2, i like to Science so sorry if u hear any noise, i have some good ear cancelling headphones u can hmu for if u want
clit- this year hasn’t even started and i already hate you
Natasha Romanoff- i’m in room 6. shorten my name and die.
clit- oooooo scary i like it ;)
Natasha Romanoff- also a lesbian.
clit- oh valid ! im bi guess we can be the resident homos
clit- also sorry if i caused any offence i was joking
tony- uh i wanna be part of the homo club im bi too????????
Bruce Banner- hi, sorry for responding so late haha got caught up with an experiment but um im in room 1 and im also gay i guess
tony- DID U SAY EXPERIMENT
Bruce Banner- yeah ?
tony- omg omg omg omg what
Bruce Banner- just some physics stuff haha im tryna work out some gamma shit so yeah
tony- PLEASE WE NEED TO DISCUSS THIS MORE-
tony set Bruce Banner’s nickname to ‘science bro’
clit- awwww mannnnnnnnnn why does he get a cool one
tony- bc he didn’t call himself clit, clit
clit- i hate u.
14:48
clit- also i can’t believe 4/6 of us are raging homos lmao THIS is the gay agenda
Steve Rogers- 5/6
Thor Odinson- Aye! I have never been fond of labels but I too am part of said group!
clit set the name of the group chat to ‘the homos of flat c57’
clit- omg this is iconic
clit- or should i say biconic B)
tony- no.
clit- spoil sport :(((((
September 16th, 18:34
the homos of flat c57
tony- what day is it everyones moving in??? i have some stuff to put in but it might be kinda loud so i wanna get there before everyone so u guys aren’t disturbed
Steve Rogers- I’m moving in the 27th, hoping to miss most of freshers week that way.
tony- omg stevie why freshers week is LIT
tony- so im told anyway haha
Steve Rogers- I don’t drink often so I can’t see the point.
science bro- yeah i don’t drink either, heading up the 25th though so i can get to the library before classes start
tony- OOO study partners??? i always work best bouncing my ideas off someone else
science bro- yeah ig?? if u want
tony- n ice
Thor Odinson- I plan on moving in on the 21st so long as there’s no problems with my flight!
clit- ooooh where u coming from???
clit- also probs the 21st too
Thor Odinson- I am travelling from a small Nordic Country, I do not think it is well known in the states for you to know of it.
clit- oh nice! what is it, u never know
Thor Odinson- Haha it is a place called Asgard!
tony- wait ik u guys, my d
tony- dads old company he worked at had some partnership w u i think*** sorry pressed send early
tony- WAIT
tony- are you THE Thor
clit- ???????
clit- (also u were right never heard of it oops sorry)
Thor Odinson- You know of me? I am impressed Son of Carbonell!
tony- omg ur shitting me, u gotta be shitting me
tony set Thor Odinson’s nickname to ‘his highness’
tony- aight everyone, meet thor, the prince of asgard
clit- WAIT WHAT
clit- UR ROYALTY
clit- FUCK ???????????? OFF
clit- wait omg can i swear
clit- MY NAME IS CLIT AND IM IN A CHAT WITH A PRINCE THIS IS THE WORST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME
clit- I AM SO SORRY UR HIGHNESS PLEASE DON’T ??? BEHEAD ME ?????
his highness- Calm yourself Clit! I may be a prince but I can still enjoy humour.
his highness- Trust me, I have no plans on beheading anyone anytime soon, you may rest!
clit- thank u, m still gonna kms but thank u
tony- omg this is tragic, alexa play despacito
clit- what’s tragic is u using that outdated meme
tony- classics don’t just die wow smh
Steve Rogers- Nice to meet you Thor! I hope you find everything acceptable here, I’m afraid I’ve never been around royalty so please let me know if I mess up!
his highness- Fret not Steve! I wish to be treated the same as you all, please
Steve Rogers- Of course!
Natasha Romanoff- lmao took u guys long enough to work it out
Natasha Romanoff- and the 20th.
September 16th, 19:51
tony stark support group
Members:
tony stank (Admin)
platypus
salt
tony stank- FUCK
tony stank- guys
tony stank- remember yday when i was telling u guys about my flatmates n there was this dude thor????
platypus- yes tony, we aren’t That old
tony stank- yh yh whatever grandad
tony stank- ANYWAY
tony stank- i was right he is the fucking prince he’s gonna blow my cover
tony stank- FUCK i already almost slipped up wait
tony stank forwarded two messages: (1) wait ik u guys, my d
(2) dads old company he worked at had some partnership w u i think*** sorry pressed send early
tony stank- i almost said that i knew him bc howard fuck they’d have worked it out like That
salt- okay, tony, breathe for me
salt- no ones gonna know its you, you’ve been out the papers for a little bit so for one peoples memories will be off anyway, ur hairs gonna be different AND you’ll have those contact in yeah? i know its scary but we practised this, so long as you’re careful with what you say it’ll be okay.
platypus- she’s right tones, you got this, it’ll be good for you to be out the spotlight a bit anyway , get a chance at a normal life for once
tony stank- hah yh ur right i just- im so scared guys what if i screw it up? what if they don’t like me, im a pain and if they don’t know about my money or fame why would anyone stay?
platypus- hey WE stayed didn’t we?
platypus- i know this is scary but ur an amazing guy and they’re gonna be SO impressed with you okay? the fact they don’t know who u are will help bc then you know they won’t be using you
tony stank- fuck yeah okay yeah thank u
tony stank- i love u guys sm idk what id do without you
salt- die??? probably
platypus- more like definitely
tony stank- i take it back i hate u guys.
salt- mhm sure you do
salt- what are these people like anyway now you know them better? they still cool?
tony stank- yh i think so ??????? we haven’t rlly talked that much n i was highkey panicking for a lot of it but everyone okay, natasha’s still scary and steve seems uptight but clint is a fucking laugh and bruce does science so !!!!!! even thors p chill despite him being, ya know, a fucking prince
salt- that’s good! and are you sure i shouldn’t do a background check on them?
tony stank- no pep, ik ur tryna look out for me but if they don’t know anything about me it’s not fair for me to know anything about them ya know?
platypus- awwww look at you being all responsible and shit im proud of you
salt- me too dumbass, so long as ur sure then you have my full support
tony stank- thanks guys :)