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Deku: I am now officially terrified of cheese.
Whomst?: Uh… Midoriya, you alright buddy?
It’s a Hard Rock Life: Who’s going to tell Aizawa that Midoriya’s broken?
The Ol’ Razzle Dazzle: ah, worry not! Our emerald haired friend is merely over reacting to a silly gesture by yours’ truly~~
Fuck Gravity: I’m suddenly terrified for you, Deku.
Deku: It was the dead of night Aoyama.
Deku: You were on my balcony in your night cloths
Deku: You tapped on the window to make sure I saw you and then smiled like it was nothing before disappearing again.
Deku: You put a shit ton of cheese on my BALCONY, and the only thing it says is “I know”
Deku: I really do appreciate the sentiment, but I am genuinely fearing for my life right now.
Alien Queen: I feel really bad for laughing at you Midoriya, I really do.
Whomst?: JFC Aoyama.
Detective Pikachu: Okay, but while we’re here… does anyone else want to talk about Aoyama? I’m 99% certain his real quirk is “Cryptid”.
Ground Zero: WILL YOU FUCKING EXTRAS SHUT THE FUCK UP?! IT’S TOO EARLY FOR THIS BULLSHIT.
Deku: Kacchan… it’s 6 am,
Ground Zero: SHUT THE FUCK UP, SHITTY DEKU.
Square Sonic: Bakugou, I insist you cease this un-hero like behavior; Aoyama, as kind as a gesture you were attempting, please refrain from leaving dairy-related messages outside of Midoriya’s dorm room! It is unsanitary, odd and it has resulted in a cheese-induced panic within our classmate!
Better than Airpods: okay but let’s be real here Iida: Aoyama’s done some weird shit and Midoriya has every right to be terrified of him.
Deku: Thank you Jiro!
Flex Tape: I’m with them on this one Iida… Aoyama confuses and terrifies me.
Flex Tape: One time he winked at me during training, right before blasting a hole through one of Ectoplasm’s clones with a single hip thrust.
Revelry in the Dark: Though he basks in light, our comrade is truly a being of the void… do not let his brightness deceive you.
It’s a Hard Rock Life: One time I went to get a glass of milk at 3 am from the kitchen, I looked up and there was Aoyama… just… hanging from the ceiling and… smiling as he winked at me. I blinked and he was gone. I’m still half convinced that was a fever dream.
Square Sonic: … I beg your pardon….?
The Ol’ Razzle Dazzle: Twas no dream, darling! I often did such things at home to prank my family. It’s a common occurrence at our home~~
Defying Gravity: Remind me to never spend the night at your place.
The Ol’ Razzle Dazzle: Will do Mademoiselle! You are not my type, so there is nothing to worry about! ~~
Rare Pepe: I’d hope so, Ribbit… ‘Rara is my gf
Rare Pepe: ღゝ◡╹)ノ♡
Defying Gravity: (´∀｀)♡
Flex Tape: Ha, that’s gay.
Defying Gravity: Damn Right. That’s my fg (Frog girl)
LadiesMan69: Speaking of gay, can someone keep the sparkle parade from me during training?? He keeps hip thrusting at me when we spar and I don’t want that fucking twink near me!
Deku: Ew, who let the pissbaby in?
Square Sonic: Midoriya! I know you do not like him, but this is a class chat and he must be here so that he is well informed of class assignments!
Square Sonic: And Mineta! You should not speak of your classmate in such a manner! If you somehow aren’t aware, he does those motions as it aids his aim when using his quirk!
LadiesMan69: but he’s a fucking twink and it’s fucking disgusting!
The Ol’ Razzle Dazzle: Ex-Fucking-cuse you?!
Ground Zero: oh shit.
The Ol’ Razzle Dazzle: Listen well you putain de merde pisse-cul
The Ol’ Razzle Dazzle: Which one of us has full on plated armor as our hero costume, and which of us wears a fucking hideous ass diaper?
The Ol’ Razzle Dazzle: I can deadlift 200lbs without breaking a fucking sweat and you just treat our Mademoiselles like they’re bits of meat to be devoured and I will not have it.
The Ol’ Razzle Dazzle: I am perfectly comfortable with my sexuality, but I will not stand here and be called a twink. I did not train for 7+ years to be a twink. I am a Twunk and you will respect me and our female classmates or so help me there is not a being in existence that can save your sorry ass.
LadiesMan69: ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ
The Better Snow White: Oh hell no.
The better Snow White: Gimme that o(・_・)9
Ladies Man69: 0.0
The Better Snow White: These are too good for you. Maybe you can have them back when you apologize to Yuuga and the girls.
The Ol’ Razzle Dazzle: Merci, my love.
The Better Snow White: You might be a Cryptid, but you’re our Cryptid.
Detective Pikachu: I can’t believe our resident Princes killed Mineta.
The Better Snow White: Actually… I go by they/them…
Detective Pikachu: Correction: I can’t believe our resident Monarchs killed Mineta.
Deku: Good Riddance.
Ground Zero: I fucking hate to say this… but I agree with Deku.
Ground Zero: I fucking hate him, but I aint no dick; I drink my Respect Women Juice.
Ground Zero: And Glitter tits might be gayer than Deku when someone deadlifts him, but he aint no pansy
Ground Zero: Unlike someone
Defying Gravity: I feel like we’re in an alternate Timeline right now,
Square Sonic: indeed Uraraka… this is the timeline God Abandoned.
Flex Tape: fdslkjdsghd WHO TAUGHT IIDA TO MEME.
A Hoe Never Gets Cold: His brother.
A Hoe Never Gets Cold: Firstly; Aoyama, you’re doing great honey. Be the Twunk you were born to be.
A Hoe Never Gets Cold: Secondly; Kouda, you’ve valid, I love you and if you ever need anything, let me know.
A Hoe Never Gets Cold: And Finally; I’ve sent all your messages to Aizawa. If you discriminate or harass anyone, I have full permission to skin you alive Mineta.
LadiesMan69: Kinky ┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬
A Hoe Never Gets Cold: ….
A Hoe Never Gets Cold: For the next 3 hours, I have suddenly been hit by a blind and deafness quirk; up and at him kiddos.
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A Hoe Never Gets Cold: Oh, and when you’re done… @The Ol’ Razzle Dazzle: Half the staff thinks you’re part Cryptid, so have fun with that… Nedzu approves of all your antics, which scares us.
The Ol’ Razzle Dazzle: Bien....And Thank you Momnight <3