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"Hey, Bakugou." Called Kirishima.
"What?" The blonde replied, not looking up from his phone. The redhead had found him lounging in the common room of their dorms. It had been about half a year and change since Todoroki and Midoriya had left for America, and so it had swung back to winter.
They were probably close to having their kid at that point, if they didn't have it already.
"My family is going to a cottage for New Years soon," Kirishima said, leaning over the couch backing. "It's pretty nice. All my aunts, uncles and cousins are gonna be there."
"And?"
"I was wondering if you'd wanna come with me as my plus one. It gets boring up there since I'm more or less the only guy in my age range. All my cousins are either too young or too old to hang out with. It gets real boring up there."
"...and?" Bakugou asked, eyebrow raised as he turned to look at the redhead.
"... And the only guests usually allowed are significant others, mates and committed couples, so...we'd have pretend a little while there."
Bakugou scoffed, snorting derisively as he went back to his phone. "Fuck that, let's just actually date and cut out the middleman."
Kirishima almost choked on his own spit. "W-what?! D-did you really just ask me out?!"
"Shitty hair, if you just wanted a friend up in the mountains to keep you company and show your folks, you'd ask Dunceface. He'd be perfectly willing to pull this sort of stupid bald faced lie, and be a lot less abrasive than I would be when introducing him to your family as a mate." Bakugou reasoned, pointing at him. "You had ulterior motives."
"...Okay, maybe I did…" Kirishima admitted, pouting a little.
"Of course you did." Bakugou stood. "Go get ready, let's go out."
"A-a date!? So soon?!" Asked Kirishima, mildly alarmed. He hadn't even prepared anything!!
"If you wanna call it that, go right ahead. We already made plans for dinner this morning, shittyhair." Bakugou snorted, going to the elevator for the omega half of the dorms.
Kirishima watched him go, red eyes wide and, for a moment, disbelieving.
After a few minutes, Kaminari came around. "Yo, Kiri. How did Phase 1 of the 'Get the Walking Nuke to date me' plan go?"
"A...a lot better than expected…" Said Kirishima. Ah, shit!! He had a date! He had to go get ready! He jumped up, rushing past a slightly startled Kaminari and to the elevator, going to his room. Did he have enough time for a shower?! Ah, he should've been faster!
But dammit, Bakugou was always able to stun him, it was crazy! He drove Kirishima crazy, but...but like in a good way!!
It was hard to understand...